"You think you're so impressive."
"I am so impressive."
"You wish."
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"You lot, you spend all your time thinking about dying. Like you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible, that maybe you survive. This is the year 5.5/Apple/26. 5 billion years in your future. And this is the day.. hold on.... this is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world."
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"Guest are reminded that terminal one forbids the use of weapons, religion or teleportation."
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"The papers slightly psychic, it shows them whatever I want them to see. Saves a lot of time."
"He's blue."
"Yep."
"Ok."
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"A gift of peace. I bring you cuttings from my grandfather."
"Thank you. Ah yes gifts... I bring you air from my lungs."
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"Moisturise me, moisturise me."
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"Earth-death in thirty minutes."
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"So you're a plumber, then?"
"Yes, miss."
"They still have plumbers, then?"
"I'd hope so, miss, else I'd be out of a job."
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"I'm Rose. That's a.. sort of plant. We might be related.... I'm talking to a twig."
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"They're just so alien. The aliens are so alien. You look at 'em... and they're alien."
"Good thing I didn't take you to the Deep South."
"Where are you from?"
"All over the place."
"They all speak English."
"No, you just hear English. It's a gift of the TARDIS. Telepathic field, gets inside your brain, translates."
"It's inside MY brain?"
"Well, in a good way."
"Your machine gets inside my head and changes things and you didn't even think to ask?"
"I didn't think of it like that."
"No, you were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the Deep South.
Who are you then, Doctor? What're you called? What sort of alien are you?"
"I'm just The Doctor ."
"From what planet?"
"Well it's not as if you'd know where it is(!)"
"Where are you from?"
"What does it matter?"
"Tell me who you are!"
"THIS is who I am, right here, right now, all right? All that counts is here and now. And this is me."
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"As my mate Shireen says, don't argue with the designated driver."
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"So what you're saying is, if we get into trouble, there's no one to help us out?"
"I'm afraid not."
"Fantastic."
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"It's better to die than live like you, a bitchy trampoline."
"Oh well, what do you know?"
"I was born on that planet. And so was my mum, and so was my dad, and that makes me, officially, the last human being in this room. Cause you're not human. You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened till there's nothing left. Anything human got chucked in the bin. You're just skin, Cassandra, lipstick and skin. Nice talking."
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"Stay there - don't move."
"Where am I gonna go - Ipswich?"
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"At arms."
"What are you going to do... moisturise me?"
"With acid."
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"Flatness costs a fortune."
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"At least it'll be quick... just like my fifth husband."
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"Idea number one, Teleportation through 5,000 degrees needs some kind of feed. Idea number two, this feed must be hidden nearby. Idea number three, if you're as clever as me then a teleportation field can be reversed."
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"Creak. You're creaking."
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"Help her."
"Everything has its time and everything dies."
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"The end of the Earth. It's gone. We were too busy saving ourselves that no one saw it go. All those years, all that history and no one was even looking. It's just...."
"Come with me."
"You think it'll last forever - people and cars and concrete. But it won't. One day, it's all gone. Even the sky. My planets gone. It's dead. It burned, like the earth. It's just rocks and dust. Before it's time."
"What happened?"
"There was a war and we lost."
"A war with who? What about your people?"
"I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own cause there's no one else."
"There's me."
"You've seen how dangerous it can be. Do you wanna go home?"
"I don't know. I want... can you smell chips?"
"Yeah."
"I want chips."
"Me too."
"Right, then. Before you get me back in that box, chips it is. And you can pay."
"No money."
"What sort of a date are you? All right, tight wad - chips are on me. We've only got five billion years till the shops close."
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