That one Bnha ChatFic where t...

By Iu5tfuI

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A lot of swearing And Headcanons of family ◇ Ships ◇ The one in the title Tokoyami x Shoji x Koda Kiribaku Ka... More

uhm.
1 : Iida created '1A' chat
2 : G A Y
3 - I'm SoRRry-!!?! WHAT?!?
4 - But Minnaaaaaa--
5 - i need caffeine.
6 : it's Destiny bakubro...
7
8 : whom the fUcK
9 - UwU
10 : Bro? Bro.
Author's Note
12 : Deadass?
13
14
Authors Note.

11 : hmm

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By Iu5tfuI

BIamm3d i will skin you PLEASE Stop with the 👁👄👁 comments 😭😭😭😭
anyway love ya lil bro
Yall fucking dumbasses realise that this was directed at my brother not everyone

4:31 PM

TheSpiceDispenser : I have a
problem.

PebbleBoy : What's up my dude?

TheSpiceDispenser blocked SpicyGrape, Mina Ashido, Midnight, Eraserhead & Mic from seeing chat.

PebbleBoy : you can do that? neat.

TheSpiceDispenser : My mother, The woman who birthed me, wants me to date Yaoyorozu. I've told her that Momo is in a relationship but she's not listening to me--- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yaoyorozu : She what?...

Asui : Why did you block Mineta tho?

PikaBoy : Tenya my dude just make up a lie or something-

TheSpiceDispenser : She's like a fucking detective she'd find out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yaoyorozu : She wants you to date me????????

TheSpiceDispenser : I was talking about everyone and I said that you were that Class Vice president and I dont know what went through her mind???????? 😭😭😭

Ojiro : well um ✌😗 I'm going to go do a Hagakure-

PikaBoy : Mashi no-

Mashirao Ojiro un-blocked SpicyGrape from seeing chat

SpicyGrape : is something wrong?? chat disappeared for a while.

TheSpiceDispenser : 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Aaaaaaaaàaaaaaaà

PikaBoy : Mineta you're smart think of something plzzz

SpicyGrape : Think of whattt???

PikaBoy : A lie about having a relationship or something??!--- Iida's mother is being extremely hetero

SpicyGrape : What--

Mashirao Ojiro un-blocked All from seeing chat.

Midnight : I can sense a problem what's up?

TheSpiceDispenser : My mother is being violently Hetero-----
She wants me to date Yaoyorozu 😭😭😭😭

Midnight : Just say Yaoyorozu is a lesbain and if she still says that, call me, I'll have a talk with her

TheSpiceDispenser : Okay

4:42 PM

TheSpiceDispenser started a call with Midnight

PikaBoy : Oh no-

SpicyGrape : Noo 😢😢😢

Yaoyorozu : ... She Was so nice on tv wtf-

Mic : O-O Okay kids time for bed.

PikaBoy : It is 4 in the afternoon...

BoomBoomBoy : Listen to the human cockatoo.

PikaBoy : hehehe you said cock

SpicyGrape : Kami no-

Shinsou : We're not going to skip over what just happened?

PikaBoy : Yes.. Yes we are..

Midnight : Minoru, can you come home for a while?

EraserHead : He's not allowed to leave the dorms by himself-

PikaBoy : I'll go with him if that will be better for u father-in-law Asui you can deal with him want to come tooo???

Asui : ye also call me Tsu dumbass-

PikaBoy : 🧚‍♀️🌌 Yes ma'am 🌌🧚‍♀️

SpicyGrape : Jeez-

6:20 PM

Jiro : Hehehe
1 Attached image

BoomBoomBoy : The fuck

PikaBoy : Its nkt loading 4 meeeeeeeee AAaA

Tsuyu Asui Changed their name FrogWaifu

Uraraka : Yes ma'am very true

Jiro :
@ PikaBoy : Its nkt loading 4 meeeeeeeee AAaA
Really????? You're that stupid???

PikaBoy : is it my spelling????

Jiro : Dude-- I wrote 1 image attached- Omfg--

PikaBoy : Oh

Yaoyorozu : Wifey wtf-

Jiro : 💕💕💕💕💕💕

Yaoyorozu : Babee--- NoOoo

Ashido : Cute couple time Òuó

Aoyama : What is happening?

Ashido : Wholesome-ness stfu

Sero : Yuga I has something for youuu

Aoyama : ?

Sero : 😚>---
                 💕
              💕 💫 💖
             💖   💕  💫
              💕💫   💖
                 You

Aoyama : ☺☺☺☺

Ashido : wholesome omg

Hagakure : Babey is you 👑👑💖💖💕💕

Ashido : mmmmmmmm aaaaaaa

TheSpiceDispenser : This is just... wow

Ashido : Woah look who finally showed up!

TheSpiceDispenser : I'm sorry am I not allowed to cry

Ashido : 👁👄👁

TheSpiceDispenser : 👁👅👁

Aoyama : 😳 Omfg-

EraserHead : Aren't you all supposed to be asleep or something?

Shinsou : Sleep? I don't know sleep it's summer

PikaBoy : You gotta go to bed!

Shinsou : Aw she caught me

TheSpiceDispenser : Huh...

😔
👉👈
👕
👖
👟👟

Sato : What the FUCk

PikaBoy : Oh my he spoke

Midoriya : stfu I'm trying to make mac n cheese and y'all texting like mad

PikaBoy : 👁👄👁

Todoroki : 👁👅👁

Tokoyami :

Hehehe money

Ashido : Is that stardew?

Tokoyami : maybe

Ashido : Who's your favourite character??????

Tokoyami : Vincent, He walked through a cliff one time.

Midoriya : I'm sorry what

Ashido : Bro I thought you would of liked Seb???

Tokoyami : He's cool i guess

PikaBoy : Penis

Tokoyami : Huh????

PikaBoy : Some dude on Snapchat added me the sent me a dick pic

Tokoyami : Wait what

Midoriya : Kaminari what the heck-

PikaBoy : Bro he's asking to see my tits?????
I'm a cis guy????

Todoroki : Sensei record u saying something plz

Eraserhead : Why?...

PikaBoy : Some dude thinks I'm a wahmen and sent me a pp pic

Eraserhead : Oh...

Eraserhead sent a audio file

PikaBoy : thank youuuu

Eraserhead : No problem

10:48PM

TheSpiceDispenser : I has thing to show you alls

PikaBoy : What is it my dude?

TheSpiceDispenser :

he slep

PikaBoy : How The fuck--

Midnight : I though I said no sending pictures of him.

TheSpiceDispenser : ✌😌

PikaBoy : HHhhhhhhh???????
What is happening??????????

Midnight : Don't worry about it!

TheSpiceDispenser : Sorry mother 😔😔😔😔

Midnight : Minoru I swear-

Mic : What's up?

Midoriya : Why is Iida at Mineta's house???????

Midnight : this is exactly what I didn't want happening--

PebbleBoy : I've just reread chat and it is a frigging rollercoaster--

BoomBoomBoy : Life happens and sometimes it does that Shitty hair

Mic : I'm pretty sure your all just dramatic as hell-

BoomBoomBoy : Excuse me what the Genuine ACTUAL FuCK-

A/N : it is 2 in the morning and I've had this chapter here incomplete for weeks

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