That one Bnha ChatFic where the crack ship 'gets together'

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Gay1 : Bakugou! Do you have time to talk about our Lord and saviour elongated borb?

LordExplosionMurder : Umm sure...

Gay1 : I'm glad to hear it UwU

M A N L Y : yay UwU

LordExplosionMurder : Why are you idiots using fucking uwu faces-

AlienQueen : He did it...
He said uwu

GrapeVine : I found some weird fanart of bakugou

LordExplosionMurder : not surprised.

Gay1 : wait Ojiro hasn't texted yet 😭😭

Ojiro : I'm stalking the chat Denki... that's all... peace ✌

Gay1 : Noooooooo come back-----

Soft Sleepy Boi : Denki, I'm making a private chat for reasons ouo

Gay1 : Okay UvU

Iida : how are you so goddamn wholesome-

GrapeVine Changed Tenya Iida's name to ImFastAsFuckBoi

ImFastAsFuckBoi : What... why-

GrapeVine : ò^ó I am evil

ImFastAsFuckBoi : Okay. Just... Okay.
Shit um Kaminari is someone crying-

GrapeVine : Did Shinsou do something I will not hesitate to hurt him.

Gay1 : dont worry happy tears

GrapeVine : ????????????

ImFastAsFuckBoi : I think Shinsou is in Kaminari's dorm room.

Gay2 : Okayyyyy stfu please I need sleeppppppo aaaaa

Ojiro : Y'all making me text like please- let me be a gay bitch in peace and stfu

Gay2 : Oop

Gay1 Changed their name to ChargeBitch

ChargeBitch Changed Mashirao Ojiro's name to FloofyTail

ChargeBitch Changed Soft Sleepy Boi's name to HypnoFuck

FloofyTail : Um... O k a y 😓 thanks for the name Denki.

AlienQueen : I'm getting the feeling a new thing for me to ship is arising...

FloofyTail : Iida and Mineta or me and someone?

AlienQueen : the second one, we don't speak of the first.

FloofyTail : oh... Okay...

AlienQueen : its more like someones but still

FloofyTail : 0 - 0 Mina what--

HypnoFuck : I leave for one fucking second and Denki does this shit-

ChargeBitch : ÙwÚ suffer

Lesbians : Yo Kami, how is
Mr Truffles?

ChargeBitch : My parents are taking care of him for a while. They don't think I can take care of a snake.

Pure Babey : You named a
s n a k e Mr Truffles?!?!??!?!