That one Bnha ChatFic where the crack ship 'gets together'

11 : hmm

BIamm3d i will skin you PLEASE Stop with the 👁👄👁 comments 😭😭😭😭
anyway love ya lil bro
Yall fucking dumbasses realise that this was directed at my brother not everyone

4:31 PM

TheSpiceDispenser : I have a
problem.

PebbleBoy : What's up my dude?

TheSpiceDispenser blocked SpicyGrape, Mina Ashido, Midnight, Eraserhead & Mic from seeing chat.

PebbleBoy : you can do that? neat.

TheSpiceDispenser : My mother, The woman who birthed me, wants me to date Yaoyorozu. I've told her that Momo is in a relationship but she's not listening to me--- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yaoyorozu : She what?...

Asui : Why did you block Mineta tho?

PikaBoy : Tenya my dude just make up a lie or something-

TheSpiceDispenser : She's like a fucking detective she'd find out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yaoyorozu : She wants you to date me????????

TheSpiceDispenser : I was talking about everyone and I said that you were that Class Vice president and I dont know what went through her mind???????? 😭😭😭

Ojiro : well um ✌😗 I'm going to go do a Hagakure-

PikaBoy : Mashi no-

Mashirao Ojiro un-blocked SpicyGrape from seeing chat

SpicyGrape : is something wrong?? chat disappeared for a while.

TheSpiceDispenser : 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Aaaaaaaaàaaaaaaà

PikaBoy : Mineta you're smart think of something plzzz

SpicyGrape : Think of whattt???

PikaBoy : A lie about having a relationship or something??!--- Iida's mother is being extremely hetero

SpicyGrape : What--

Mashirao Ojiro un-blocked All from seeing chat.

Midnight : I can sense a problem what's up?

TheSpiceDispenser : My mother is being violently Hetero-----
She wants me to date Yaoyorozu 😭😭😭😭

Midnight : Just say Yaoyorozu is a lesbain and if she still says that, call me, I'll have a talk with her

TheSpiceDispenser : Okay

4:42 PM

TheSpiceDispenser started a call with Midnight

PikaBoy : Oh no-

SpicyGrape : Noo 😢😢😢

Yaoyorozu : ... She Was so nice on tv wtf-

Mic : O-O Okay kids time for bed.

PikaBoy : It is 4 in the afternoon...

BoomBoomBoy : Listen to the human cockatoo.

PikaBoy : hehehe you said cock

SpicyGrape : Kami no-