Anxiety: Where the hell were you?!
Eiji: I was busy.
Anxiety: Oh yeah?! Doing what?!
Eiji: Coming up with conversation ideas for Kai's new boyfriend.
Anxiety: And you couldn't write while doing that?!
Kindness: Oh give them a break, Anxiety. You know how excited they were to see Kai get a boyfriend!
Anxiety: This is like the fifth boyfriend, could be the tenth lover, that Kai has gotten! It's gonna end the same way they've all ended!
PTSD: I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to agree with Anxiety here.
Kindness: You don't know that! This time could be different!
PTSD: Sorry, bud, I just can't believe you until you give me some proof.
Kindness: ... Fine.
PTSD: So?
Kindness: ... I have no proof for you.
Eiji: Really?! Nothing?!
Kindness: I'm sorry, Eiji, but there is no actual proof that he will stay with us!
Eiji: How about they love us?!
Anxiety: All of our past lovers have loved us! Look where that got us!
Eiji: ... Whatever. You're just paranoid.
Anxiety: Excuse me?
Eiji: You heard me.
Anxiety: Well, your just a hopeless romantic who doesn't understand the reality of things.
Eiji: Wow, thanks.
Anxiety: Just stating the obvious. Stop slacking.
Eiji: Whatever.