Nobodies POV
The Benatar landing in the yard of the Avenger's Compound.
Scott is sitting having a Taco and some Nachos at a bench, and everything falls out of the taco as the Benatar lands.
Nebula and Rocket walk out of the ship, and past Scott.
"Hey, humie! Where's Big Green?" Rocket ask "Uh, Kitchen, I think." Scott says
To himself as he sees Nebula. "That's awesome." Scott says
Into an earpiece. "Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot on the landing zone." Nebula says
She walks away.
Moments later, just as Scott is getting back to his senses, Rhodey lands right in front of him without warning. This time Scott is so surprised, he drops the whole taco.
"Oh, God!" Scott exclaims "What's up, regular sized man?" Rhodey says
As Rhodey walks away, Bruce walks out of the Compound. Seeing that Scott dropped his lunch, he hands two tacos from his own lunch to Scott.
Scott takes it while giving Bruce a puzzling look at this act of kindness.
....
Bruce is sitting at the back of a Utility car as they traverse the green countryside of Norway.
They pass a sign labelled 'Welcome to New Asgard, Please Drive Slowly.'
They stop at a small town on a port. Bruce and Rocket get out of the car, and look around at the remaining Asgardians, living like normal humans at a port.
"Kind of a step down from a from a golden palace for an Avenger highness and whatnot." Rocket says
"Hey, have a little compassion, pal. First they've lost Asgard, then half the people. They're probably just happy to have a home." Bruce says
Bruce spots Valkyrie looking over at him, and heads over to her.
"You shouldn't have come!" Valkyrie says "Ah, Valkyrie! Great to see you, Angry Girl." Bruce says
Noticing Bruce's change of appearance. "I think I liked you better either of the other ways." Valkyrie says
Motioning to Rocket. "This is Rocket." Bruce says "How you doin'?" Rocket says
Eyeing Rocket. "He won't see you." Valkyrie says "That bad, huh?" Bruce ask
"We only see him once a month, when he comes for..." Valkyrie says, looking over to a pile of kegs of stout and other beer on the side. "... supplies." Valkyrie says
"It's that bad." Bruce says "Yeah." Valkyrie says
....
Rocket is opening a door, and him and Bruce walking through it.
Grimacing at the smell. "What the... Woo! Something died in here." Rocket says "Hello? Thor?" Bruce calls out.
From another room. "Are you here about the cable?" Thor ask
He walks into view, and the audience's jaw drops. Thor, who is shirtless, has definitely put on more than a couple of pounds since we saw him last.
"The Cinemax ran out about two weeks ago, and the sports were all kind of fuzzy." Thor says
Thor grabs a beer.
"Thor?" Bruce ask
He notices Bruce and Rocket standing there. He cracks into joy. "BOYS! Oh my God! Its so to see you!l Thor says
To Rocket, trying to hug him. "Come here, you little rascal!" Thor says, growling.
"No, I'm good. I'm good. That's not necessary." Rocket says "Hulk, you know my friends, Miek, Korg, right?" Thor ask
We see Miek and Korg sitting on a couch, PlayStation controller in hand, playing Fortnite and eating chips.
"Hey boys!" Korg says
"Hey guys, long time no see." Bruce says "Beer's on the bucket. Feel free to log on to the Wi-Fi. No password, obviously." Korg says
He goes back to his game. "Thor, he's back. The kid on the TV that called me a dickhead again." Korg says
"NoobMaster." Thor says "Yeah, NoobMaster69 called me a dickhead." Korg says
Thor walks over to Korg, takes his headphones, and speaks into the mic.
"Noobmaster? Yeah, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT!!! Oh, that's right. Yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel!" Thor yells
Thor brings his headphones back. "Thank you, Thor." Korg says
"Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?" Thor ask "Thank you very much. I will." Korg says
"So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things." Thor says
Thor uses Stormbreaker to open a bottle of beer and starts drinking. Bruce walks to him and places a hand on his shoulder.
"Buddy, you all right?" Bruce ask "Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right?" Thor ask
Concerned. "You look like melted ice cream." Rocket says
Thor laughs. "So, what's up?" Thor ask "We need your help. There might be a chance we could fix everything." Bruce says
"What, like the cable? [burps] Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks." Thor says
"Like Thanos." Bruce says
Thor's smile slowly disappears. He puts a shaky hand on Bruce's shoulder and points at him.
"Don't say that name." Thor says
Korg stands up and takes off his headphones.
"Um, yeah. We don't actually say that name in here." Korg says "Please take your hand off me." Bruce says, quietly.
He brushes away Thor's hand. "Now, I know that... guy might scare you." Bruce says
"Why would I be? Why would, why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember? Anyone else here killed that guy? Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off." Thor says
"Umm... Stormbreaker?" Korg ask "Now, who's swingin' Stormbreaker?" Thor ask
"I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. You wanna know who helped me out of it?" Bruce ask
"I don't know. Is it... Natasha?" Thor ask "It was you. You helped me." Bruce says
Thor walks over and looks out the window and points, still holding his beer. "Why don't you ask the, Asgardians down there, how much my help was worth." Thor says
Thor drops onto the sofa. "The ones that are left, anyway." Thor says
"I think we can bring them back." Bruce says "Stop. stop, okay?" Thor says
Thor opens a packet on M&Ms. "I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and and saved. But I'm fine, okay? We're fine, aren't we?" Thor ask
Korg and Miek are eating pizza and playing once more. ""Nah, all good here, mate." Korg says
"So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye." Thor says
"We need you, pal." Bruce says
Thor shakes his head and ignores Bruce.
Crossing his arms. "There's beer on the ship." Rocket says
Thor pauses, but doesn't look up then puts the bottle down. "What kind?" Thor ask
....
Thor enters his room to put something on when his eyes find Daenerys and Harleys photo, his eyes tearing up.
Same reaction everyday.