Teen Eri: *is watching TV*
Aizawa, from the other room: I SWEAR I'LL CUT OFF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU TOUCH MY COKE DON'T YOU DARE
Eri: What the hell?
*goes into the room to see Aizawa holding up a shoe, their cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching the inside of it, both of them not breaking eye contact with each other*
Eri:
Eri: Yeah, no, I'm out