#TheyFixEverything
*five minutes after asking for Tums*
Me: MOM, CAN I HAVE THIS COOKIE!?
Mom: YEAH, GO AHEAD OF COURSE
Visitor whose name I still can't spell: Wait, but-
Mom: Oh, yeah! Hannah!
Me: *peeks back into living room* What?
Visitor: Didn't you have some sort of stomach ache?
Me: Shh, cookies fix everything!
I truly believe this with all of my heart and soul, guys.
nomnomnom
*feels sick again*
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I REGRET NOTHING