( JUNE 26 )
imessage groupchat
( THE LOSERS & ARCHER 🍑 )
wyatt— stanley urine
jaeden— big bill
finn— trashmouth tozier
chosen— farm boi mike
jack— eddie spaghetti
jeremy— leaking hamburger helper
sophia— little bevvie
little bevvie added unknown number to the groupchat "THE LOSERS & ARCHER🍑"
unknown number
is this
is this what i think it is
stanley urine
unfortunately it is
stanley urine set unknown number's contact name as archibald
archibald
fuck you wyatt
trashmouth tozier
already flirting i see
archibald
wyatt was right
you are annoying
eddie spaghetti
ha you're annoying dipshit
stanley urine
so are you dipshit
big bill
hi archerrrrr
it's really cool to meet you
archibald
you too jaebae
farm boi mike
so, how's life being soulmates
with wyatt?
archibald
sucky
archibald
FUCK YOU DICKHEAD
leaking hamburger helper
what just happened
stanley urine
i threw the tv remote at her
archibald
that's gonna leave a bruise
you fucker
trashmouth tozier
i know you're supposed to
leave bruises wyatt but that
isn't how a hickie is supposed
to work
archibald
all those years i spent
loving finn
down the drain in just one
second
trashmouth tozier
NO ARCHER LOVE ME
stanley urine
excuse me, that's my soulmate
little bevvie
i knew she'd regret joining
this groupchat
archibald
oh i do
eddie spaghetti
no you don't you love
talking to me
farm boi mike
shut up jack
big bill
okay, let's ask the most
important question here
who's the best it character?
archibald
oh, that ones obvious
stanley urine
THANKYOU ARCHER
archibald
richie tozier
stanley urine
what
trashmouth tozier
YAY
stanley urine
how dare you
big bill
yeah, how dare you
eddie spaghetti
yeah, how dare you
little bevvie
we get it stop whining
leaking hamburger helper
explain yourself
archibald
he's just generally an icon
funny, witty, complete with
your mom jokes
you can't not love richie
stanley urine
you remind me of richie
tozier
big bill
why
stanley urine
she's annoying as shit
archibald set archibald's contact name as the real richie tozier
the real richie tozier
i will embrace that
farm boi mike
does that mean i have to ship
stozier
the real richie tozier
no stenbrough >>>>
trashmouth tozier
why have i been replaced
the real richie tozier set trashmouth tozier's contact name as trash
trash
ouch
eddie spaghetti
HAHAHAH TRASH
little bevvie
this was chaotic
stanley urine
is there anything else you need
to ask archer or can we leave
big bill
why the rush?
stanley urine
we're playing mario kart
the real richie tozier
he thinks he can beat me
leaking hamburger helper
i thought we already established
that he couldn't
eddie spaghetti
we did
the real richie tozier
many a time
but the boy is persistent
little bevvie
just gonna say
i never really believed in the soulmate
system until i met archer and wyatt
big bill
me neither
farm boi mike
they're perfect for each year
stanley urine
she's a rat
the real richie tozier
he smells
farm boi mike
exactly
trash
perfect
stanley urine
so, do you approve of her?
that was the point of this
conversation, right?
eddie spaghetti
right
the real richie tozier
partially right
i also just wanted people
to help me bully you
big bill
how romantic
little bevvie
yes we approve wyatt
trash
you guys are adorable, and that's
coming from me
leaking hamburger helper
yeah, the only thing finn finds
adorable is jack
the real richie tozier
FACKKKK
trash
fuck you guys
big bill
finn just got burned so hard
he became hot trash
stanley urine
...
farm boi mike
jae bby
you ruined it
big bill
:,(
the real richie tozier
well, i'm glad i have your approval
stanley urine
you know their approval gives you
more obligation to stick around,
right?
the real richie tozier
maybe i want to stick around
oleff
stanley urine
you do?
the real richie tozier
i do
eddie spaghetti
brb fangirling
trash
you two are the reason i
believe in love
*wipes tear*
the real richie tozier
yeaaaaaahhhh
let's get to that mario kart
little bevvie
bye archer!!!!
farm boi mike
nice to meet you!
big bill
still can't believe you think
richie tozier is better than
bill denbrough
trash
GIVE ME BACK MY NAME
eddie spaghetti
LOVE U ARCHER
leaking hamburger helper
byeeeeee
stanley urine
i'm so sorry
HATTIE'S NOTES!
archer and finn is a dynamic
friendship i don't make the rules
also look at me in denial at
the fact that jdg is an edge lord
and occasionally #problematic
nope, in this house we only stan
baby jack