1the9| chatroom

By doyumsteeth

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"what the fuck is this??" "a groupchat." have you ever thought what it would be like if 1the9 had their own... More

hi girlies~
1. i think sungwon's high
2. well,, someone's triggered-
3. how did you change your username?
4. 1the9 x txt : how did they get here?
5. let's snap !
6. "i'm gay." "i thought you were korean?"
7. can we do this in private?
8. we're together now !
9. ohmygosh
10. kinks
11. 1the9 x ab6ix :let's snap ! #2
12. exposing 🤪
13. 1the9 x golden child : we're fighting.
14. actually, what the fuck has this become?
15. who???
16. 1the9 x stray kids: woojin, no!!
17. what's this about now??
18. 1the9 x x1: and i oop-
19. hey mickey
20. hoes mad
21. iNSTAAAAA
22. enjoy this i guess
23. piss burgers and cunt pockets
IM SORRY
24. 1the9 x ateez : ?????
25. 420
26. el chapo?????
27. go off
28: 1the9 x the boyz : i'm losing my shit, right about now.
29. so...
30. they're what?!
31. (extremely late) valentine's day ❤️
32. send help
33. 1the9 x mcnd : e-boys only
34. the cult
35. 1the9 x treasure: JUNKYU'S ON CRACK
36. i'm john quiñones
37. random 💅
38. 1the9 x victon : everything about this is chaotic. i like that.
39. yongha's sad and taekhyeon and sungwon are missing
40. doyum's pregnant???
41. iNSTAAAAA #2
43. this is it 🦋
🤠✨

42. surprise 🥺

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By doyumsteeth

[unknown has created the chat]

[unknown has named the chat ud19 reunion uwu 🦋✨]

[unknown has added yongha, junseo, rui, yechan, sungwon, yechan, seunghwan, junhyuk, dohyon, doyum, taewoo, kosuke, jinsung, youngwon, eddie, shihyun, taekhyeon, youngseok, jay chang, jungwoo, suren, chanbin, jaewon, kangmin, byeonghee, dahan, chanbin, wumuti, min, jinha, christian, wonbeom, kun, dongjoon, jinseok, kim bin, junjae, jinoh, minwoo, doyeon, younseo, taekyung, hyeongbin, jaeeok, junhyuck, hyeonjun, junhwan, yonghun, sungho, soomin, minwoo, yejoon, minsu, sangmin, hanseo, siyoung, jongwon to ud19 reunion uwu 🦋✨]

[jay chang, junseo, seunghwan, yechan, & yechan has logged on]

jay chang: ?????

junseo: and he's not even gonna say hi

yechan: hi guys!!

seunghwan: yechan go tf away no one likes u

yechan: damn, u do know that was lee yechan, right? the dumb bitches out here lmao

seunghwan: OMG YECHAN IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT TO U I MEANT TO SAY THAT TO THE OLDER YECHAN IM SOOOO SORRY OMG SKSKSKSK

yechan: it's okay

yechan: ^^ that wasn't me!! but it's okay 🥺

[sungwon, dohyon, youngseok & junhyuk has logged on]

sungwon: HI GUYSYSUSYSKWHQKSNSKQHZ

dohyon: stop smashing ur head on the keyboard

junhyuk: EXACTLY HE ALWAYS DOES THIS SKSKSKKS ITS SO ANNOYING EISHLZGSLAO

dohyon: hypocrite

junhyuk: UNO REVERSE NOW UR THE HIPPO CRIT BI A CH

yechan: hi cheater >:)

junhyuk: YECHAN IT WASNT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE I-
junhyuk: U KNOW ILY

yechan: 😔😔😔

yechan: that was the actual yechan, it wasn't me 🤠🤠🤠

sungwon: but aren't u the actual yechan????

junhyuk: *the confusion has kicked in*

[yongha has logged on]

yongha: everyone, watch your language. there are children here

[taewoo has logged on]

taewoo: WADDUP PUSSY ASS BITCHES

yongha: IM- TAEWOO PLS UR LANGUAGE

taewoo: what??

yongha: look who's in the chat rn

yechan: hi taewoo!! it's been so long!!

taewoo: yechan wtf why are u acting so cute ur supposed to be mean and edgy also i seen u this morning what 😫😫😫

yechan: taewoo what the fuck isn't doyum supposed to be edgy???

yongha: he didn't see the messages above AND LANGUAGE PLS THE CHILDREN

taewoo: what?

yongha: everyone's here

taewoo: obviously

yongha: not in 1the9 u-

junhyuk: hi taewoo

dohyon: yeet

jay chang: sup

taewoo: OMG THATS WHAT U MEANT

yongha: idiot
yongha: ugh i wanna literally attack u rn

taewoo: but u aren't
taewoo: ANYWAY, HIIII
taewoo: SO THAT WAS LEE YECHAN I WAS TALKING TO

yechan: yeah :)

taewoo: UWU HI OMG

[rui, taekhyeon, doyum & jinsung has logged on]

rui: YEEEEEEEET

yechan: RUI!!!

rui: YEE YEE 😎
rui: WHICH YECHAN IS THIS

yechan: YECHAN

rui: IM- H U H

yechan: i'll give you a hint!
yechan: i'm not shin yechan!!

rui: OH ITS BB YECHAN
rui: HI

yechan: who doesn't wanna be me tho??? lmao i'm a whole ass visual skks on ur knees now

yongha: language oMG

rui: i know which one this is lmaooo

jay chang: oBVIOUSLY SNJSKS

taewoo: wait.. shin yechan, lee yechan, jeon chanbin, and shin chanbin
taewoo: there's twins of twins

junseo: wtf does that mean

seunghwan: to put it in a way HUMANS would understand
seunghwan: ig he's saying they're twins bc they have the same names AND there's two of them of two

doyum: what the fuck
doyum: humans?? that didn't even make sense

seunghwan: it did to me

doyum: bc ur a fucking alien
doyum: chanbin and chanbin have the same names so taewoo called them twins. then yechan and yechan have the same name, also, so they're also twins ig. and there's two twins(??) of two different names(??)

jay chang: the question marks in the parenthesis made me laugh for some reason
jay chang: WAIT WTF DOYUM. SEUNGHWAN SAID THE SAME THING U JUST DID SO IG WE'RE ALL FUCKING ALIENS

yongha: DOYUM & JAY CHANG PLS UR LANGUAGE

rui: HOMIE 🤠🤠

yongha: hi rui 😔😔

taekhyeon: i- what's happening

doyum: jay chang is stupid

jinsung: wtf??? no he's not

doyum: u fucking traitor
doyum: are u my boyfriend or his

jinsung: i- dID U JUST ASK ME THAT

doyum: U HAVE EYES

junseo: we boutta watch doyum and jinsung break up
junseo: where's the popcorn

jay chang: BIG MOOD

rui: HONESTLY

doyum: stfu 🥺

dohyon: YECHAN, SUNGWON, YOUNGSEOK & JUNHYUK LETS FORM A CLAN

yechan: what kind of clan?? if it's gonna be a scary one i'm not gonna join :(

sungwon: NO ITS GONNA BE A FUN ONE

junhyuk: obviously 🙄

youngseok: who would join a scary clan?? wouldn't that be like a cult??

dohyon: yeah sungwon, who wants it to be boring???
dohyon: a cult?? hollup lemme join

sungwon: IM THE OLDEST THEREFORE U LISTEN TO ME

junhyuk: bro u don't even listen to yongha

dohyon: FR

sungwon: how do u know???

junhyuk: i've been in ur chat before

dohyon: SAME SMSKKSSK

yechan: when was this?

youngseok: ^^^

dohyon: i don't even remember

sungwon: what should it be called?

dohyon: clown house

yechan: qts

youngseok: babies

junhyuk: idk u make up a name

sungwon: hMMmMm
sungwon: i like yechan's because it's what we are

dohyon: so we're qts now (a/n: YOU'VE ALL BEEN QTS SINCE BIRTH SHJWJWJS)

sungwon: mHM

youngseok: shouldn't suren be apart of the group, too, then??

sungwon: idk
sungwon: he isn't logged on yet

junhyuk: then we'll see later

[shihyun & sangmin logged on]

shihyun: what the hell

sangmin: i'm contemplating whether i should ask what this chat is about-

shihyun: don't worry, you're not the only one
shihyun: no one forget that i'm here
shihyun: this must be a reunion

taewoo: yup

rui: it's in the name lmao
rui: if u uSED UR EYES-

shihyun: i'll literally attack u

junseo: omg it's mr. i'm so happy. yechan talked to me!1!1

sangmin: pls stop

junseo: nope <3

sangmin: grrr

doyum: this is about to turn into bad girls club lmfao

sungwon: how?

dohyon: junseo, sangmin, shin yechan and shihyun

yechan: well, i have the camera!!

junhyuk: u wouldn't even be able to use it

yechan: right..

yongha: why do y'all watch bgc????

dohyon: nunya

yongha: i-

[jungwoo, jaewon, eddie & christian has logged on]

jungwoo: ...

rui: IS THIS HOW U GREET US???

jungwoo: that's how it should be

christian: it shouldn't

jinsung: im-

jungwoo: hey jinsung

taewoo: u know everyone else is here too, right?

eddie: exactly bitch >:(

yongha: language

jaewon: it's best if i don't speak to anyone here

dohyon: why?

jaewon: i honestly don't know myself lmao i just wanted to say that

junseo: good evening hoes

yongha: THE CHILDREN OMG

yechan: it's okay :)

yongha: NO YECHAN ITS NOT

jungwoo: #YECHANPROTECTIONSQUAD 🥺🥺🥺

junhyuk: YES SOMEONE LET ME JOIN

yechan: aw uwu!!

doyum: ^^ 👶🏻™️

jinsung: ^ WTF UR A BABIE TOO STFU

doyum: uno reverse

[kosuke, jinoh, chanbin & sungho has logged on]

sungho: when is this reunion over so i can leave

jay chang: MOOD PT2

chanbin: so, since everyone's here.. hello??

rui: YOOOEOWIWOWOWOW

chanbin: i might as well mute this shit bc this is gonna be a lot of fucking spams bro

yongha: chanbin, the children

chanbin: oh shit yeah, i forgot

yongha: omg

jinsung: CHANBIN
jinsung: i nEEEEd you girl

chanbin: i can already see my hands on ur throat
chanbin: keep it up and they'll really be there

yongha: pls omg we don't support violence

yechan: but junseo beat doyum with a belt last year and u allowed that

yongha: I WAS STRESSED OKAY KEBAKSJSHAH I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO

yechan: i would say more, but..
yechan: you'd all be here for years

eddie: i felt that shit on a spiritual level

yongha: jesus pls save me

doyum: why do u care so much?? you're not even the oldest in the chat rn

yongha: IDC
yongha: there's people like sungwon, youngseok, suren, dohyon, junhyuk, yechan and many more around here aND U SHOULDN'T BE INFLUENCED BY THESE TERRIBLE WORDS

youngseok: i'm pretty sure u use these words

sungwon: he does
sungwon: in taewoo's room at night

seunghwan: UM WHAT

junseo: wow omg yongha exposed

dohyon: i just realized suren isn't logged on yet

yongha: so???

dohyon: shut up that's why no one likes u rn >:(

junhyuk: minjae says hi to junseo

junseo: junseo says hi to minjae

kosuke: niko niko ni

jinoh: ^^ that made me wanna leave
jinoh: thanks kosuke

chanbin: i laughed but stan too (a/n: IM SO WHIPPED PLS HELP ME IM WRITING THIS WHILE LISTENING TO MAGNOLIA KSHAKSHDL)

jungwoo: i didn't eat lunch yet

dohyon: hUH
dohyon: man ur so late
dohyon: ITS DINNER TIME

jungwoo: bro what

dohyon: bye

[jinseok, wumuti & suren has logged on]

suren: ye ye u know me back with the squad

jinseok: i shouldn't ask any questions

seunghwan: it's for the best

eddie: but i will
eddie: when was the last time you burned something

wumuti: just now

eddie: huh? what was it?

wumuti: you
wumuti: you inconsiderate clown how dare you be born into this world you ant EVAPORATE

junseo: eddie's officially an ant now

jinseok: confirmed by wumuti

suren: ?¿?¿

wumuti: u know what il liz (A/N: DID ANY OF YALL WATCH YGTB KSKSKS COME ON BABY U KNOW WHAT IL LIZ)

jinseok: you're not mashiho, pls stop

[byeonghee, jaewon, hyeongbin, kangmin, chanbin, dahan, hyeonjun & soomin has logged on]

hyeonjun: why am i here

dahan: same lmao i swore on my kneecaps i wouldn't see any of you ever again

soomin: oop, we boutta be slicing kneecaps today then

jaewon: the clownery lmao i can't

kangmin: if i stay quiet, no one will suspect a thing

chanbin: um, no. we'll suspect a lot u dumbass

kangmin: no, you wouldn't. there's over 50 of us, here. you wouldn't remember me at all.

chanbin: stfu

jaewon: well um-

taekhyeon: why did no one ask for me?
taekhyeon: the fucking disrespect

yongha: taekhyeon pls stop cursing

taekhyeon: sorry

junseo: teehee

soomin: why tf am i here

shihyun: 🔴 <— omg look u guys it's taekhyeon's nose

taekhyeon: I WILL ATTACK U

sangmin: i have to laugh

shihyun: cOME AND GET ME BITCH

taekhyeon: I'LL FIND U

yongha: shihyun, not u too
yongha: pls don't curse again omg or i'm literally gonna eXPLODE

soomin: it's never gonna stop, yongha

byeonghee: where the fuck is everyone

soomin: told ya

yongha: WHAT THE FUCK BYEONGHEE STOP CURSING YOU FUCKING STUPID ASS BITCH IM LITERALLY LOSING MY SHIT OMFG IVE RAN OUT OF PATIENCE IM SO DONE WITH EVERYONE OH MY FUCKING FUCK HOW COME NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME OMG YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU GUYS TO STOP FUCKING CURSING YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES OH MY GOD

yechan: i've never seen this much profanity in my life

yongha: SOMEONE KICK THE CHILDREN OUT PLS

byeonghee: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
byeonghee: I CURSE ONCE AND THEN U GO OFF ON ME WHEN EVERYONE ELSE DID TOO?? SNAKE BITCH
byeonghee: WHERE THE FUCK IS DOYUM

yongha: SHUT THE FUCK UP

doyum: IM HEREEEEE
doyum: HI BYEONGHEE

byeonghee: HI UWUWU

jinsung: FAVEBOYS REUNION OMG WHERE TF IS HYEONGBIN AND SEUNGHWAN

seunghwan: stfu

hyeongbin: ^^

taewoo: calling jay chang and shin yechan to the center of the dance floor pls

jay chang: 👉👈

yechan: 🥺🥺🥺

taewoo: u two have been ignoring each other since the chat started
taewoo: wtf is going on here (a/n: SKAKSKSK SIS NEARLY TYPED TEAWOO ☕️ INSTEAD OF TAEWOO OMFG IM NOT USED TO THIS SHIT)

eddie: omg exactly
eddie: i was scrolling through insta and he posted of pic of him and jay chang
eddie: i mISs U
eddie: cringe

jay chang: i-
jay chang: 🤭

sangmin: :(

dohyon: WAIT A SECOND
dohyon: yechan was flirting with hangyul once

junhyuk: he was?

sungwon: you wouldn't know

junhyuk: YEAH BUT SOMEONE WAS FLIRTING WITH MINJAE TOO

dohyon: omg so jUNHYUK AND YECHAN ARE CHEATERS

christian: i leave for like 20 minutes and i come back to people accusing each other of cheating?? tea

taewoo: honestly

[wonbeom, jaeeok, younseo, kim bin & min has logged on]

wonbeom: IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS???

jungwoo: it's what you think it is

wonbeom: OMG SKAJSKSJSB HI GUYS

younseo: ur so excited omg

min: i'm tired

kim bin: aren't we all??

jay chang: ^^

taewoo: ur not tired of yechan tHOOO

jay chang: CAN I LEAVE PLS??

[minwoo, junjae, kun & dongjoon has logged on]

minwoo: yo

dongjoon: hi minwoo

junjae: aM i nOt gOnNa gEt A hI?¿?¿

junseo: no

doyum: spam f's in chat

jaeeok: are u a twitch streamer??

doyum: if u want me to be

jaeeok: uh

dohyon: where's kun?? he logged on

kun: hi dohyon

dohyon: hi kun <3

hyeonjun: let's make it wet

youngseok: make what wet?? 

yongha: YOUR POOL
yongha: HYEONJUN PLS NO

doyum: or he means..

dahan: i wouldn't say it
dahan: yongha will literally kill u

byeonghee: he won't

jinsung: not on his or my watch

doyum: aw omg ily both :((

byeonghee: we luv u too uwu

[taekyung, doyeon, yonghun & siyoung has logged on]

doyeon: hi

yonghun: hey

yongha: there are children here so pls don't curse

taekhyeon: FUCK FUCK FUCK
taekhyeon: SHIT ASS BITCH DICK PUSSY

yechan: ^^ now that'll set yongha off

yonghun: how?? wtf is supposed to happen??

kim bin: you'll see

christian: in 3
christian: 2
christian: 1

yongha: i can't believe u guys
yongha: u guys are doing this on purpose

byeonghee: U WENT OFF ON ME THO BUT TAEKHYEON SAID MORE THAN ME
byeonghee: DID U FORGET THAT TAEKHYEON IS BORN THE SAME YEAR AS SUNGWON
byeonghee: U JUST DONT LIKE ME

sungwon: there's other people born in 03 too
sungwon: and yeah, i don't think he likes u

yongha: pls save me

siyoung: i just got here omg
siyoung: wtf is going on

suren: yongha doesn't like it when everyone curses bc there are younger people here and it could affect how we act

jay chang: u smart bb boy <333

siyoung: o k

taekyung: where tf is yechan

yechan: here

yechan: right here!!

taekyung: hi uwu

yechan: which one??

taekyung: both of u

yechan: HIII

yechan: hey

jinsung: u aren't gonna say hi to me??

hyeongbin: let it go

kangmin: eLSA??

min: wth

youngseok: can i be olaf??

dahan: be whatever u wanna be, kid

junhyuk: i can become a carrot?

dahan: no..

junhyuk: aw :(

[youngwon, jinha, minsu & junhyuck has logged on]

jinha: sup 🤠🤠

minsu: hi guys :)

shihyun: HIYAAA

sangmin: i'm gonna stick with shihyun the whole time bc this chat is chaotic and there's like 283928 people here at once

junhyuck: who asked, sangmin????
junhyuck: anyway
junhyuck: hello everyone

youngwon: hi junhyuck

minsu: so.. what's this reunion for??

doyum: to meet up and talk to everyone, duh

min: u don't wanna talk to us??

minsu: i'd rather not tbh

rui: damn,,,

chanbin: we felt that

chanbin: hard

minsu: OKAY
minsu: change your usernames, now.

chanbin: us?

minsu: yes, obviously
minsu: it's confusing

[chanbin has changed his username to jeon chanbin]

jeon chanbin: better?

chanbin: maybe i should change mine, too

[chanbin has changed his username to shin chanbin]

shin chanbin: it's changed, uwu

junseo: SHIN & LEE YECHAN PLS COME TO THE CENTER

yechan: should we change our usernames too, hyung?

junseo: yes uwu

[yechan has changed his username to lee yechan]

[yechan has changed his username to shin yechan]

lee yechan: yay!! now everyone can tell the difference between us now, hyung!!

shin yechan: yay

seunghwan: i sensed the sarcasm through that text

shin yechan: stfu

minsu: hey don't talk to him like that :(

shin yechan: u don't tell me what to do

minsu: sorry lmao
minsu: i read the names wrong
minsu: i thought u were talking to lee yechan
minsu: u can go ahead and talk to seunghwan like the asshole u are lmao idc

shin yechan: IM TELLING YONGHA

shihyun: how old are u again???

yongha: omg

taewoo: i'll handle this
taewoo: stop fighting or i'll step on the three of u guys

shihyun: STEP ON ME THEN

yongha: why are u so rebellious????

shihyun: bc i am
shihyun: WHO WANTS ME TO STEP ON THEM??

jungwoo: not any normal humans

wumuti: hey guys guess what
wumuti: i burned my arm a few seconds ago

eddie: that's what u get for saying those things about me u fucking cyber bully

wumuti: i-

yongha: i think i should give up

jaewon: u should
jaewon: it isn't gonna stop

jungwoo: ^

minwoo: ^^

rui: ^^^

wumuti: ^^^^

doyum: in our normal gc we do these types of things too and as a joke, we'd usually say that it'd go on for hours
doyum: but with everyone here, this'll LITERALLY take hours
doyum: so i ended it

jinsung: ^

shihyun: ^^

sungwon: ^^^

dohyon: ^^^^

kangmin: ^^^^^

taekhyeon: i'm stopping this

taekyung: you've made the right decision, taekhyeon

taekhyeon: thank you, taekyung

taekyung: you're welcome, taekhyeon

minsu: this is a mess

doyeon: what the hell is happening?? 

minsu: no one knows

soomin: ^

junhyuck: PLS STOP

[junhwan, yejoon, hanseo & jongwon has logged on]

minsu: hi yonghun

yejoon: hi minsu

hanseo: hi yejoon

jongwon: hi hanseo

yonghun: hi jongwon

lee yechan: that kinda scared me a little bit

yongha: now that everyone's here, we can talk about everything we've done together on the show uwu

doyum: k
doyum: kosuke, remember when u slapped my ass??

kosuke: who doesn't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
kosuke: u were being so dramatic tho omfg
kosuke: AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

jinsung: everyone that watched the show seen it
jinsung: so what?

doyum: a little jealousy

jinsung: I AM NOT JEALOUS OF KOSUKE I CAN LITERALLY TOUCH UR ASS ANYTIME I WANT

kosuke: omg that sounded a bit-

jinsung: STFU

byeonghee: uM

taewoo: remember that prank??

sungwon: when everyone thought u found the camera, but u actually went to check ur hair in the mirror???? ofc we remember that

taewoo: stfu before i bring up ur dark past

suren: CAN WE?? PRETTY PLEASE?? IT WAS FUNNY SEEING HIM SUFFER

sungwon: WHAT ABOUT THE CLAN WE MADE EARLIER?? IM UR LEADER, REMEMBER??

yongha: now u know how i feel
yongha: brat

suren: JOKES ON YOU I WASNT EVEN HERE WHEN U MADE THE CLAN
suren: SUNGWON LOOKED LIKE A BIRD WHEN HE PUT THE BOTH OF HIS ARMS OUT
suren: IT WAS SO STRAIGHT LMAOAOSJSKSJ

sungwon: SOMEONE LET ME LEAVE

yejoon: suren u little devil

suren: it's my middle name ✌️🤪

sungwon: i'm not nervous i'm a pro

suren: u made me wanna slap u to mars but i restrained myself

junseo: reminds me of myself

rui: i'm really starting to think that suren isn't a child

suren: that's because i'm not :)

shihyun: remember when i got hurt??

taekhyeon: yeah when jaewon and jinha were being nice to u lmao

shihyun: LMAO?????? WHAT'S FUNNY???

taekhyeon: u in pain

shihyun: SOMEBODY COME GET HIM

wumuti: he's dancing like a stripper

shihyun: i-

byeonghee: when sangmin was about to steal the candies but gave it back when seunghwan did

sangmin: i wasn't!! and who was even talking about that??

byeonghee: i was

kun: chic maknae jongwon of team rap

jongwon: ^^ it's just what i am

dohyon: *was

jongwon: HEY

jinseok: y'all are weird

byeonghee: as weird as the chicken beatbox by dohyon and taekhyeon??

taekhyeon: that was iconic, not weird.

doyum: it was both lmfao

byeonghee: doyum's long neck

doyum: don't talk about it :(

jinsung: it's cute tho

kim bin: what about mr. where's my room?

jungwoo: and annoying orange

jinsung: both me, jung jinsung

min: y'all forgot about when jinsung flirted with yerin lmao

jinsung: yes, yes

sungho: y'all are forgetting that he was going against jungwoo

siyoung: jungwoo's was so bad i couldn't help but feel second hand embarrassment for him

jungwoo: i'm right here yk

doyum: jaeeok where are u??

jaeeok: here 🥺

doyum: remember when u did all of those flips?

jaeeok: yes
jaeeok: and when u tried to do a flip but failed?

doyum: stfu i got it right the second time
doyum: i was trying to be nice to u 😔 i wanted to bring u into the spotlight
doyum: i wanted everyone to notice u were here
doyum: i hate being nice
doyum: im gonna be mean now >:(

jinsung: not to me

doyum: not to u

shin yechan: um.. anyway
shin yechan: remember when the vocal team won first on the position contest? y'all could never

yongha: stfu omg

sungwon: ^

jinseok: sksksk
jinseok: i gave taewoo vocal lessons omg stan me

taewoo: he did

yongha: we know

jay chang: he's so sweet

shin yechan: shut up

jay chang: no u

sangmin: don't talk to him like that :(

doyum: this is just like earlier lmao just without minsu and bb yechan
doyum: it's always dickhead shin yechan involved

yongha: LANGUAGE

min: oop

sangmin: um.. yechan

shin yechan: tiny yechan pls don't say anything bc this is for me

sangmin: it's been a year
sangmin: but i wanted to let u know that..
sangmin: even if u love jay chang more than me, i still love u

shin yechan: i-
shin yechan: whO SAID I LOVED JAY CHANG???

taewoo: whipped mf

shin yechan: shut up bitch

yongha: i'm having a mental breakdown rn

seunghwan: when leeteuk checked shihyun's abs and shook his head

shihyun: he was jealous

eddie: he wasn't

sumin: since eddie is here, u guys remember when eddie danced with rv and yerin?

jeon chanbin: who doesn't?

sumin: stfu

sungho: everyone uses 'stfu' a lot

jinseok: that isn't a lie

shihyun: you know what isn't a lie?? saying that you stan we in the zone

shin chanbin: the audacity ^

shin yechan: since he's promoting himself, stream bad guy

jinsung: yes, do what he said

jinseok: stream just and goodnight ty next

dohyon: stream unfamiliar and watch the goodnight mv for ur heart to explode teehee
dohyon: goodnight by h&d not jinseok

jinseok: quiet

taekhyeon: WATER BUBBLES

dahan: aren't they called lawn bubbles??

wumuti: both are the same

kosuke: yup

lee yechan: those are so cool!!

kangmin: they're like a water bed

jinseok: right, you could sleep on it

yongha: a family friendly convo 🥺

taewoo: it's what u wanted :)

yongha: it is

shihyun: let me say something

yongha: keep your mouth shut

shihyun: *jumps on u*

jeon chanbin: cue the to be continued music

jungwoo: all around me are familiar faces worn out places

jeon chanbin: wrong song, jungwoo

junhwan: i'm gonna go edit a barbie episode now

min: raquel is my spirit animal

jinha: she scares me

sangmin: peppa pig is better but u do u

yonghun: what the actual hell is this conversation

byeonghee: JEBAL DAN HAN BEONIRADO

doyum: NEOREUL BUL SU ITDAMYEON

min: NAE MODEUN GEOL DA IREODO

rui: KKUMESORADO NEOREUL MANNA

yejoon: DASHI SARANGHAGIREUL~~~~

wumuti: should i sing the next part??

jinseok: yOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SANG IT OMG U DONT HAVE TO ASK

youngwon: exactly
youngwon: did u see the others ask to sing?? nO U JUST SEEN THEM SING THE SONG

hanseo: now u ruined it

wumuti: stfu

kosuke: anyway, stream untitled 2014

dahan: periodt

wumuti: spell period correctly omfg

dahan: no thanks 🤠✌️

wumuti: ugh

sangmin: i met j-hope

sungwon: i met kai

kangmin: everyone met a k-pop idol sksk

taekhyeon: we're k-pop idols omg

jaeeok: some of us are

yejoon: we literally met leeteuk, yerin, shindong, solji and so many more (a/n: wish i could say the same)

christian: ^^ he's not wrong

youngseok: we're cool like that

youngwon: don't speak, youngseok

junseo: okay but when sangmin got on his knees for j-hope i had to laugh

sangmin: i was apologizing

doyum: obviously

sangmin: he said that he felt affection for me
sangmin: aND HE HELD MY HAND (a/n: he's so sweet omg i luv hoseok 🥺)

junhyuck: he did
junhyuck: i was standing right next to him
junhyuck: and he told him that he can do it

shin yechan: doyum better not make fun of sangmin ever again

sangmin: wOOOOOO

shin yechan: bc when j-hope signed his hoodie he was going wild

sangmin: oh

doyum: sO WHAT

shin yechan: sungwon

sungwon: hm

shin yechan: happy new year. do you wanna bow?

sungwon: omg don't bring that back up
sungwon: u were so awkward
sungwon: i was crying inside

shin yechan: i wasn't awkward
shin yechan: u just didn't know what to say

sungwon: isn't that awkward???

shin yechan: no, u were just speechless

sungwon: whatever u say, hyung

wonbeom: photographer taewoo

taewoo: omg stop it u guys the clapping is so loud
taewoo: im flustered uwu quiet down

lee yechan: hyung, no one was clapping

jay chang: leave it to his imagination

kim bin: spongebob??

junseo: no, just taewoo

kun: i'm uncomfortable

jongwon: how??

jinha: yeah, we didn't do anything

kun: junseo

junseo: u want beef??

kun: i prefer chicken but that's fine

junseo: i..

junhyuk: for the first time, junseo's speechless

dahan: that's mean

doyum: it is, but it's true

kosuke: ^^^^^^^^^^x292828

rui: oof

byeonghee: poor junseo

wumuti: *you deserved it, junseo

dahan: geez

jinseok: ⚙️👈

kim bin: what the—

sungwon: suren, come here

suren: yes? :))

sungwon: we need to talk in private

yongha: don't curse him out, sungwon
yongha: i'll hit u

sungwon: u won't
sungwon: let's go

suren: yongha hyung, pray for me

[suren & sungwon has left the chat]

yongha: taewoo

taewoo: yes, yongha?

yongha: we're going to find sungwon
yongha: let's go

taewoo: i didn't agree but alright

yongha: bye everyone
yongha: it was nice seeing u guys!! ✌️🤠

[yongha & taewoo has left the chat]

jinoh: bye yongha
jinoh: oh, he left

junjae: less people, more lines for me

jeon chanbin: oop-

kangmin: only 4 people left

sangmin: i'm staying till the end of the chat uwu

shin yechan: sangmin, wanna meet up and go somewhere?

sangmin: YES

shin yechan: let's leave and plan something out

sangmin: aLRIGHT KSHAKSHDKWISKSN
sangmin: HE'S NOTICING ME AGAIN
sangmin: BYE EVERYONE

[sangmin & shin yechan has left the chat]

jay chang: pft

jungwoo: ^^ jealousy

jinoh: tea

min: he said that he'd stay until everyone leaves

christian: 🍁

kun: not those leaves u idiot

dohyon: i want some dumplings

junhyuk: dumplings?? do u like carrots too?? we could have dumplings and carrots together!!

dohyon: okay!!

junhyuk: let's meet up after school

dohyon: yup :))

junhyuk: well, i'm gonna leave
junhyuk: it was nice seeing u all uwuwuwu

dohyon: i'll leave too

[dohyon & junhyuk has left the chat]

yejoon: how come everyone as leaving in two?

jungwoo: no one knows

yejoon: right, because it's always two people having a convo

wonbeom: i just joined the convo ✌️

junhyuck: ig i will too

yejoon: of course u would

kun: i honestly have nothing to say here so i'll just leave

minsu: high school musical is stupid

wonbeom: like you

yejoon: damn

junhyuck: rude

wonbeom: don't disrespect the movie

minsu: i think it's dumb
minsu: but stan purple k!ss

jungwoo: i'm gonna go

minsu: we all should

wonbeom: then let's go

[minsu, jungwoo, junhyuck, kun, wonbeom & yejoon has left the chat]

byeonghee: DOYUM, SEUNGHWAN, HYEONGBIN AND JINSUNG

jinsung: yes?

byeonghee: let's run away together

doyum: runaway runaway runaway with me

hyeongbin: k

seunghwan: let's go

byeonghee: did y'all see the sun today?? it was as bright as jinsung

jinsung: it was uwu

doyum: aren't we supposed to leave?

jinsung: don't rush us

seunghwan: exactly

doyum: but we can talk about this in OUR group chat

byeonghee: the jealousy

hyeongbin: don't worry, doyum. we don't want jinsung. he's all urs.

doyum: could u shut up and leave, already?

jinsung: i'm gonna go eat

seunghwan: me too

doyum: then let's go

[seunghwan, doyum, jinsung, hyeongbin & byeonghee has left the chat]

junseo: seunghwan left without even saying goodbye :(

jay chang: it's alright

junseo: psycho

jay chang: i'm not a psycho

junseo: u said "it's alright" and that's a part in red velvet's song 'psycho'

kosuke: no, he is a psycho

jay chang: don't make me angry
jay chang: but stan rv

junseo: who doesn't??

kosuke: my mom (a/n: same 👉👈)

jay chang: eDDIE

eddie: I STAN RV

jay chang: i was just calling u

eddie: stream no longer by nct 127
eddie: i'm leaving

junseo: ^

jay chang: ^^

kosuke: ^^^

[eddie, kosuke, junseo & jay chang has left the chat]

shihyun: i'm just gonna leave bc everyone's doing it

youngwon: ur lame but ig i should too

jinha: ^ same

christian: .. i'm just gonna join in, too

rui: wth is this trend

youngwon: leaving is a trend?? kk

rui: bye everyone 💚

[rui, youngwon, jinha, christian & shihyun has left the chat]

youngseok: may i ask who says 'gobsmacked' anymore?

lee yechan: i don't know.. it kinda sounds like a word only old people use

youngseok: sounds like it

lee yechan: it is

kim bin: don't be mean

soomin: i'm gonna go watch mulan
soomin: bye bye ✨

jinseok: i should too
jinseok: bYEEEE

kim bin: bye

[lee yechan, kim bin, soomin & jinseok has left the chat]

taekhyeon: vote for treasure

dahan: shut up

wumuti: well uh.. stan victon

siyoung: chopsticks

min: out of context but k

wumuti: this whole chat is out of context

dahan: that's why i'm leaving

taekhyeon: same ^-^

min: bye guys

[dahan, wumuti, min, taekhyeon & siyoung has left the chat]

kangmin: everyone's out and i'm hungry so..

jeon chanbin: then we should leave

jaewon: bye then

shin chanbin: wait tho
shin chanbin: feel the rain on ur skin

kangmin: did u just-
kangmin: i'm leaving

shin chanbin: i'm sorry

jeon chanbin: it's fine.. i guess..

jaewon: i'm out

kangmin: bye!!

[kangmin, shin chanbin, jeon chanbin & jaewon has left the chat]

dongjoon: do ur makeup

junjae: no u

minwoo: woomin

taekyung: 👉👈

younseo: i'm leaving. goodbye.

jinoh: byeee

junjae: why tf are u so nice

jinoh: u wouldn't know

minwoo: stfu

[dongjoon, junjae, jinoh, minwoo, doyeon, younseo & taekyung has left the chat]

jaeeok: they didn't surgery on a grape

yonghun: they did

junhwan: and a banana

hyeonjun: and an egg i think

yonghun: what has this world become

junhwan: and um.. jaeeok.. why are u so late on this? that was years ago

jaeeok: don't ask

hyeonjun: tootles
hyeonjun: let's leave

yonghun: bye to the remaining people that are here

[jaeeok, hyeonjun, junhwan & yonghun has left the chat]

jongwon: chic maknae is back <3

sungho: aw hi

hanseo: cutie

sungho: ikr

jongwon: let's leave since we're the last people here

sungho: alright uwu

hanseo: happy new year

jongwon: it's not-
jongwon: okay, bye

sungho: 👋

[sungho, hanseo & jongwon has left the chat]

_________________________________

i did something different today!! i hope y'all liked this one lmao

omg i'm so whipped for doyum 🥺🥺

this one was so long but like— wtf did u expect it to be??

i'm scared bc i think i missed like two of them skshsjsj

this chapter is dumb in my opinion but it was good to bring everyone back together before their disbandment  smksjajsjs

this was planned a long time ago lmao

i was gonna do it in the middle of the book, but i thought of a reunion type chapter before their disbandment would be better ig skskkssk idk lmao

i did my hair and it looks so mf cute rn i'm crying

ily all 🥺

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