1the9| chatroom

By doyumsteeth

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"what the fuck is this??" "a groupchat." have you ever thought what it would be like if 1the9 had their own... More

hi girlies~
1. i think sungwon's high
2. well,, someone's triggered-
3. how did you change your username?
4. 1the9 x txt : how did they get here?
5. let's snap !
6. "i'm gay." "i thought you were korean?"
7. can we do this in private?
8. we're together now !
9. ohmygosh
10. kinks
11. 1the9 x ab6ix :let's snap ! #2
12. exposing 🤪
13. 1the9 x golden child : we're fighting.
14. actually, what the fuck has this become?
15. who???
16. 1the9 x stray kids: woojin, no!!
17. what's this about now??
18. 1the9 x x1: and i oop-
19. hey mickey
20. hoes mad
21. iNSTAAAAA
22. enjoy this i guess
23. piss burgers and cunt pockets
IM SORRY
24. 1the9 x ateez : ?????
25. 420
26. el chapo?????
27. go off
28: 1the9 x the boyz : i'm losing my shit, right about now.
29. so...
30. they're what?!
31. (extremely late) valentine's day ❤️
32. send help
33. 1the9 x mcnd : e-boys only
34. the cult
35. 1the9 x treasure: JUNKYU'S ON CRACK
36. i'm john quiñones
37. random 💅
39. yongha's sad and taekhyeon and sungwon are missing
40. doyum's pregnant???
41. iNSTAAAAA #2
42. surprise 🥺
43. this is it 🦋
🤠✨

38. 1the9 x victon : everything about this is chaotic. i like that.

87 9 27
By doyumsteeth

dont eat tide pods

[left side 🤩, desperate, teawoo ☕️, dumber 🤪, dumbo that loves jinsung, sunshine ☀️, dumb 🤕, dumbest 😔 & doyum lover 😫 has logged on]

left side 🤩: i wanna cry

sunshine ☀️: me too

dumbest 😔: why?

left side 🤩: i just finished watching 200 pounds beauty (a/n: YALL THAT MOVIE IS M W A H ITS AMAZING PLS WATCH IT SKKSK)

sunshine ☀️: yongha ate the last cookie

dumbest 😔: a good reason and a bad reason
dumbest 😔: sungwon's still cute either way sOOOO

doyum lover 😫: shawty said she like the way i default dance

desperate: SHAWTY IMMA PARTY TILL THE SUNDOWN

dumbo that loves jinsung: ^^ iconic ^^

dumber 🤪: lets not forget about tHE MOST ICONIC LINE CHOGIWA

dumbo that loves jinsung: SHY SHY SHY

doyum lover 😫: PINK LAMBORGHINI

dumbest 😔: KNOCK KNOCK

dumb 🤕: CHEER UP BABY CHEER UP BABY

sunshine ☀️: the spam is getting annoying could y'all stfu

desperate: who are u talking to like that???

sunshine ☀️: who else

desperate: watch ur mouth

left side 🤩: where tf is taewoo

doyum lover 😫: lurking

[dumbest 😔 has added ultimate flexer ✌️, eboy 😪, seungsimp 🦋, cutie 💛, subin trash, urdad & urmom to dont eat tide pods]

desperate: well that was random af

seungsimp 🦋: hi it's me seungsik 🤠🤠

subin trash: oh god i'm here again

dumbest 😔: welcome back, seungwoo

subin trash: 🤢

ultimate flexer ✌️: hi i'm byungchan and i'll flex on literally anything
ultimate flexer ✌️: example
ultimate flexer ✌️: i'll flex my new hairstyle

eboy 😪: shut the fuck up omg
eboy 😪: why am i here??

dumbest 😔: to make new friends

eboy 😪: i already have these 6 idiots
eboy 😪: they're all a handful omg
eboy 😪: i'm too stressed to make new friends

subin trash: you're acting like a parent when you're not even one
subin trash: I AM
subin trash: SO BACK OFF HANSE
subin trash: ONLY SEUNGSIK AND I CAN SAY SUCH THINGS

eboy 😪: stfu just wait till you get back to the dorms bc ik ur with subin rn
eboy 😪: AND LEAVE SEUNGSIK OUT OF THIS

seungsimp 🦋: are two guys fighting over me? i feel so special

subin trash: hanse ur a bitch
subin trash: AND NO, SEUNGSIK, WE'RE NOT

cutie 💛: hanse hyung, please don't do anything to seungwoo :((
cutie 💛: we need him, you need him, I NEED HIM

urdad: subinie, do u need me?

cutie 💛: yes :)

urdad: HELL YEAH

cutie 💛: and um.. ig i should introduce myself :)
cutie 💛: i'm subin 🧸

subin trash: WHAT A QT OMG

sunshine ☀️: HIIII

cutie 💛: HI UWU

dumber 🤪: he has a boyfriend

sunshine ☀️: i- he just said hi

dumber 🤪: so???

sunshine ☀️: im- someone introduce themselves before i beat taekhyeon up

urdad: okay
urdad: i'm chan aka urdad bc i'm cool

eboy 😪: i don't wanna comment

cutie 💛: wheres sejun??

urmom: here 🤩🤩

left side 🤩: uwu matching usernames
left side 🤩: are y'all like.. a couple or smth??

urmom: no, no
urmom: i have byungchan
urmom: chan and i just wanted to match usernames sksksk 🤩🤩🤩

urdad: WRONG
urdad: byungchan doesn't want u

ultimate flexer ✌️: that's a lie
ultimate flexer ✌️: he's lying 😔

urmom: ik :)))

sunshine ☀️: hisses
sunshine ☀️: i wanna be mega mega mega best friends with someone :((

dumber 🤪: u have me :(

sunshine ☀️: nope
sunshine ☀️: SUBIN HMU

cutie 💛: OKAYYYY

dumber 🤪: OKAY THEN
dumber 🤪: i'M NOT C R Y I N G AT ALL

[dumber 🤪 has logged off]

dumbest 😔: top 10 anime betrayals

dumb 🤕: I LOVE KEUM DONGHYUN

left side 🤩: H U H

dumb 🤕: u do this all the time lmao there shouldn't be a problem

desperate: H A H LMAO HE FINALLY DID IT

dumbest 😔: JUNSEO ARE U MAD

[left side 🤩 has logged off]

subin trash: LMFAO ISN'T THAT THE FLIRT FROM LAST TIME??? ALSO YES WHO DOSENT LOVE KEUMDONG HES SO SWEET UWU

sunshine ☀️: yes to literally everything u just said

ultimate flexer ✌️: omg this is the perfect time to flex
ultimate flexer ✌️: SEUNGWOO AND I ACTUALLY MET KEUMDONG UNLIKE SOME FREAKS LMFAOOOOOOOO

urdad: someone kick him out pls

urmom: or better, punch him

dumbest 😔: stream punch and kick it by nct 127 haha thanks

dumbo that loves jinsung: EEEEEYYYY WE BALLIN

urmom: no bitch
urmom: LET ME INTRODUCE U TO SOME NEW THANGSSSSS

dumbo that loves jinsung: the disrespect

urmom: i'm older 🤠🤠

dumbo that loves jinsung: idc ur a meanie

desperate: BITCH I K N O W YOU'RE NOT CALLING SOMEONE A MEANIE
desperate: DO U NOT REMEMBER HOW U TREATED JINSUNG BEFORE U BOTH STARTED DATING

dumbo that loves jinsung: bitch

desperate: WHO ARE U CALLING A BITCH

[dumbo that loves jinsung has logged off]

desperate: that's what i thought

cutie 💛: okay, but how do u punch someone out???

urmom: look here, child
urmom: since you wanna know so badly, i'll demonstrate on you first

subin trash: NO NO NO PLS STOP

desperate: what in the actual— UMMM I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A GOOD LEADER

seungsimp 🦋: UM FYI IM THE LEADER U HOE NOT SEUNGWOO

subin trash: YES SEUNGSIK IS THE LEADER NOT ME STUPID
subin trash: AND ALSO U CANNOT TALK U RAT
subin trash: NO ONE EVEN LISTENS TO U
subin trash: THE ONLY PERSON THAT DOSENT LISTEN TO ME IS HANSE BC HES A REBEL BUT HE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT BC HES ADSJSKZBX
subin trash: I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW HANSE IS
subin trash: AND I WAS THE LEADER OF 2 GROUPS
subin trash: WTF DID U DO

desperate: damn i can't compete with that siwhskxn

dumb 🤕: ^ seen that coming

urmom: for sure lmao

ultimate flexer ✌️: SEUNGWOO & SEUNGSIK BEST LEADERS

sunshine ☀️: i would put "yongha best leader" but we all know that that would be a lie

desperate: damn

subin trash: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, SEUNGSIK
subin trash: IM THE LEADER NOW SINCE IM BACK

seungsimp 🦋: NO YOU'RE NOT

subin trash: I AM

seungsimp 🦋: DONT YELL AT ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

subin trash: YOURE DOING THE SAME THING SO U CANT EVEN FUCKING TALK

seungsimp 🦋: STOP CURSING OMG

subin trash: NO

seungsimp 🦋: WE'RE BOTH GOOD LEADERS PLS STOP EVERYONE HERE CAN SEE THIS

subin trash: WHATEVER

dumb 🤕: GASP
dumb 🤕: DO U GUYS SEE THIS??

desperate: what?

dumb 🤕: SEUNGSIK AND SEUNGWOO
dumb 🤕: THEY'RE JUST LIKE JUNSEO AND I

doyum lover 😫: holy fuck
doyum lover 😫: then it's time for them to leave
doyum lover 😫: we don't need another junseo and seunghwan

teawoo ☕️: their toxic fucking relationship is just off the handle

dumb 🤕: stfu our relationship isn't toxic

dumbest 😔: IF THAT'S NOT TOXIC THEN IDK WHAT IS

sunshine ☀️: they had an amazing child tho :))

doyum lover 😫: wbk

teawoo ☕️: WTF SKKSKSKS AND SEUNGWOO AND SEUNGSIK  HAS SUBIN

dumb 🤕: JUNSEO LOG ON IK UR READING THIS

[left side 🤩 has logged on]

seungsimp 🦋: OMG WTF ARE WE T H A T  ALIKE??

dumb 🤕: YES

left side 🤩: holy shit

subin trash: how is this possible?? 

sunshine ☀️: DOES THIS MAKE US RELATED??

cutie 💛: MAYBE

seungsimp 🦋: um sorry to burst your bubbles, but that doesn't mean u guys are related

sunshine ☀️: :((

dumbest 😔: wtf is this convo ffs

eboy 😪: honestly omfg

ultimate flexer ✌️: i-

seungsimp 🦋: don't even talk, byungchan

desperate: damn u shut him down

left side 🤩: dominant
left side 🤩: i like that

dumb 🤕: UM WTF DO U MEAN BY THAT

left side 🤩: nothing 👉👈

urdad: everything about this is chaotic. i like that.

dumbest 😔: you should be in this group chat everyday. it gets worse than this sometimes lmao

doyum lover 😫: he's not wrong lmao

seungsimp 🦋: okay but i'm still shocked???
seungsimp 🦋: DOMINANT???
seungsimp 🦋: THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE
seungsimp 🦋: i can't be here anymore omg

[seungsimp 🦋 has left the chat]

cutie 💛: seungsik hyung :(

subin trash: you'll see him at the dorms, don't worry uwu

teawoo ☕️: okay but can i just point something out??
teawoo ☕️: ur fandom name is alice and ours is wonderland
teawoo ☕️: we were destined to meet lmao

sunshine ☀️: you've finally came out of your cave

dumbest 😔: HES RIGHT OMG

urmom: which one??

dumbest 😔: both of them skskks

sunshine ☀️: i didn't even notice that, tho

urdad: so today i was jump roping and the rope got stuck around my neck

urmom: i hope ur okay :(

urdad: i'm fine uwu

eboy 😪: JESUS CHRIST
eboy 😪: someone pls help me i need to talk to someone

dumbest 😔: im here

eboy 😪: THANK GOD
eboy 😪: can we pls talk in private bc i don't want subin or ur maknae to see the things i'm about to say

dumbest 😔: our maknae has seen it all, trust me
dumbest 😔: but yeah, we can leave

eboy 😪: THANK YOU SKSHDKS
eboy 😪: BYE HOES (except for the babies) YEEYYEYEYE

dumbest 😔: OLAYYYY

[eboy 😪 & dumbest 😔 has left dont eat tide pods]

urmom: i wonder what he has to say about us that's so bad that he can't say it here

doyum lover 😩: i think it's best if you don't know

urdad: he has a point

cutie 💛: subin and sungwon

sunshine ☀️: maknaes
sunshine ☀️: the su's

cutie 💛: the uwu's

doyum lover 😫: taekhyeon is fighting the air rn

[dumber 🤪 has logged on]

dumber 🤪: LISTEN HERE, SUBIN
dumber 🤪: HES NOT SINGLE SO IF U FLIRT WITH HIM I'LL MURDER YOU
dumber 🤪: G O T  I T??

cutie 💛: ?????
cutie 💛: what??? i never flirted
cutie 💛: i just wanted to make friends >:(

subin trash: EXACTLY TAEKHYEON HOW DARE U FEEL THAT U HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCOLD OUR SUBIN???

desperate: HOW DARE U FEEL THAT U HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCOLD OUR TAEKHYEON???

dumber 🤪: EXACTLY 😡😡
dumber 🤪: IM LEAVING

[dumber 🤪 has left the chat]

subin trash: I WILL SLICE UR EAR OFF

urdad: yo wtf

doyum lover 😫: honestly

urmom: urin bbiddakseon

[dumbo that loves jinsung has logged on]

dumbo that loves jinsung: TAJA TAJA TAJA TAJA TAJA

urmom: yes stan a.c.e

dumbo that loves jinsung: ikr wtf

urmom: omg whos ur bias

dumbo that loves jinsung: chAn aNd bYeOngkWaN

urmom: OMG SKSKSKSK
urmom: mine is wow, donghun and junhee 🥺🥺

dumbo that loves jinsung: oh shit
dumbo that loves jinsung: what's ur favorite album?

urmom: adventures in wonderland 😫😫
urmom: let's talk about more this is in private so we won't annoy everyone else uwuwuwu

[dumbo that loves jinsung & urmom has left the chat]

teawoo ☕️: who said they were annoying us?

doyum lover 😫: idk but it was a good excuse to leave

teawoo ☕️: wtf no it wasn't

[doyum lover 😫 has added smallbabiebigboi to dont eat tide pods]

smallbabiebigboi: sup

desperate: who tf is this

smallbabiebigboi: take a guess

cutie 💛: are you in a group?

smallbabiebigboi: yes

teawoo ☕️: which gen??

smallbabiebigboi: 4th

left side 🤩: hMmMM

smallbabiebigboi: i came from a survival show

teawoo ☕️: i would've said twice but the username has boi in it and twice isn't a 4th gen group sksksnakjsxlna

doyum lover 😫: wait, wonhyuk?? wonjun?? e'last??
doyum lover 😫: OMG DAEHWI?? ARE U IN AB6IX??

left side 🤩: BITCH I GOT IT
left side 🤩: JEROME SKKSKAKS ARE U IN TOO??

cutie 💛: I KNOW
cutie 💛: HES FROM MCND?? JUNHYUK CAME FROM A SURVIVAL SHOW

ultimate flexer ✌️: NO
ultimate flexer ✌️: HES A TREASURE MEMBER
ultimate flexer ✌️: YEDAM

smallbabiebigboi: no :((

subin trash: DID U COME FROM PDX101????

smallbabiebigboi: yes 😔

subin trash: I THINK I KNOW U
subin trash: EUNSANG

smallbabiebigboi: damn >:(

dumb 🤕: WAS HE CLOSE??

subin trash: LEMME TRY AGAIN
subin trash: DONGPYO?? IS IT YOU?? I MISS YOU

cutie 💛: ...

smallbabiebigboi: stop skipping over me :(

left side 🤩: are u a visual?

smallbabiebigboi: obviously

left side 🤩: i know who u are
left side 🤩: JUNHO
left side 🤩: CHA JUNHO

ultimate flexer ✌️: NO ITS UM..
ultimate flexer ✌️: U DEBUTED IN X1, RIGHT?

smallbabiebigboi: yes :))

ultimate flexer ✌️: DOHYON

smallbabiebigboi: HOW COULD YALL FORGET ABOUT ME

desperate: HYEONGJUN??

smallbabiebigboi: DO YALL REMEMBER?? JAMES CHARLES???

subin trash: HOLY SHIT
subin trash: who was that, again?

smallbabiebigboi: M I N H E E
smallbabiebigboi: im from cravity :((
smallbabiebigboi: i made a mistake
smallbabiebigboi: i shouldn't have come 😔😔
smallbabiebigboi: i'm leaving

teawoo ☕️: good idea, i will too

[smallbabiebigboi & teawoo ☕️ has left the chat]

subin trash: MINHEE NO DONT GO
subin trash: :((

desperate: coughs in disgust

subin trash: i don't like u

desperate: too bad

[dumb 🤕 has removed desperate & subin trash from the chat]

dumb 🤕: i'm going to bed

left side 🤩: same ^^

[dumb 🤕 & left side 🤩 has left the chat]

sunshine ☀️: i love haechan yes i do i love haechan how bout u

ultimate flexer ✌️: WHO DOESN'T??
ultimate flexer ✌️: stan nct yall 😌😌

doyum lover 😫: stanastro

ultimate flexer ✌️: might as well promote ourselves too ig
ultimate flexer ✌️: stanvictonandstreammayday

doyum lover 😫: good idea
doyum lover 😫: stan1the9andstreambadguy

urdad: WAIT SEJUN LEFT???

cutie 💛: yeah. a long time ago. where were you?

urdad: i can't be here

ultimate flexer ✌️: i'll leave too

doyum lover 😫: same since doyum left already

[urdad, ultimate flexer ✌️ & doyum lover 😫 has left the chat]

cutie 💛: what was that??

sunshine ☀️: chan being himself

cutie 💛: hOw dO u kNoW hOw hE iS? u dOnT kNoW hIm pErsOnAlLy

sunshine ☀️: sO wHat

cutie 💛: rawr

sunshine ☀️: aw hi

cutie 💛: that doesn't mean hi
cutie 💛: actually, idk what it means

sunshine ☀️: we should go smkswpajsk it's boring now :(
sunshine ☀️: no offense tho omg

cutie 💛: none taken skskks
cutie 💛: let's head out

[cutie 💛 & sunshine ☀️ has left the chat]

________________

HI

i did it with victon today!1!1!

^^ oh shit that sounds weird but u know what i mean 😔

anyway, stan victon bc they're qts and they need to be recognized more 🥺🥺

i'm so whipped for hanse and subin

u can't hear me, but i'm crying rn 🥺🥺

ANDNDNDNDNDN IK THIS SHIT IS SO LATE BUT LIKE SKSKKSJS THE BOYZ WON ROAD TO KINGDOM KSJSAJSJZKZKSJ

ALSOOSOSOSSOOSOS

tysm for 8k reads omg i never knew i could get here uwu 😔✨

bAksUuUuuU

^^ im sorry wonjin ily but this was funny (STAN CRAVITY)^^

so hehe i recently started stanning secret number and i'm going to stan lovelyz, wjsn and possibly rv again 😔😔

i had like 3 mental breakdowns over ab6ix yesterday omg can my girlies relate?? ✨✨✨

stan loona

anyway ily all omg sjiskszksksksj 🥺

bE SAFE AND HAPPY

i cringed at myself hAhHhhaA

i just realized that i use "😔",  "✨" and "🥺" a loT SKSKSKSK

anyway (pt2) BYE ✨✨✨

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