THE CULLENS WERE SUPPOSED TO LAND In exactaly two hours and Naomi was like a five year old finally getting that big LEGO set they'd seen one time and couldn't stop thinking about.
Jane and Alec were assigned to stay near her as she waltzed around town, it was a cloudy day so they were safe, as long as they watched Naomi; she had a tendency to forget what was going on and summon Fluffy or Nagini.
"Oh my god! I haven't told them I could harden the shadows, I'm going to destroy Emmet!" Naomi laughed to Jayson who clapped his hands twice and shouted "Periodt!"
"Jane, Alec! Why can't we eat? It's fucking stupid. I miss my fucking strawberries and Nutella. OHMYGOD! Jayson, we can literally never eat McDonald's again-"
"Fuck!" Jayson cried out and dropped to his knees, eyes watering.
Jane and Alec stood in shock; not knowing how to respond to the pair. "Well," Alex said suddenly and smiled slightly "There's a girl on the guard, Kallista, she can turn a vampire human for two hour-"
"Hey, Aro." Naomi said into the phone, Aros nickname in bold letters.
"Yes, Darking?" He asked and the girl grinned up at Jayson who looked eager "That one vampire chick, Kallista. Send her to my room when I return with the Cullens." She said and hung up.
"We eating GOOOOD TONIGHT!" She yelled and grabbed Jaysons hand, running human pace to the car.
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"I missed you!" Naomi yelled as the Cullens walked toward her and Jayson, beaming smiles on their faces.
"NAOMI!" Emmet yelled and ran over, wrapping the shirt girl in a bear hug.
"Emmet!" She laughed and hugged back, waving at the other Cullen as she peeled over his shoulder
"Daddy C," she cried out in glee, huffing as Carlisle grimaced
"Ok, fine, carLisLe." She made a weird face at his actual name and pulled away from Emmet who whined.
She hugged each of the Cullens, giggling as Alice smacked the back of her head "you make horrible decisions." She sighed with a grin that Naomi matched mischievously
"I have a plan, for tonight! Once we're back at the castle I'll explain."
"My Queen," Jane called as she stepped up, two large Cadillac limos lined at the sidewalk.
"Esme, Carlisle, Jayson, and Alice, you too Edward; you're a buzzkil-"
"Ow, Bella! I was telling the truth!"
Bella snickered and waved slightly at the other Cullens that piled into the limo,
Rosalie, Jasper, Emmet, Bella, Renesmee, and Naomi piled into the other limo, "So, my fellow vampires," Naomi greeted and Rosalie rolled her eyes before bringing the girl into a side hug
"How's everythin' with the kings?" Jasper asked Naomi who smiled "Great, actually, they're amazing!"
"Minus trying to kill Renesmee and killing Tanya, yeah, amazing," Emmet piped in and Naomi laughed awkwardly "It is what it iss?" She asked and Renesmee hit the woah "Periodt,"
"Naomi! I learned how to throw it back!" Jasper said childishly and the girl snapped her fingers "We need to make a TikTok, oh, pleasee Rosalie!" She asked the blonde who was shaking her head no.
"I'm in," Bella shrugged and everyone else nodded causing Rosalie to sigh, "Fine, I swear Bella and you attract trouble. Watch someone from Forks recognize us." She huffed and they heard a panicked "What?" From Carlisle in the other vehicle.
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"Are you comING to the tré?" Naomi sang as she did a weird dance exciting the limo.
She spotted the Castle and sighed dramatically "This really matches my aesthetic."
"Let's go inside!" Jayson whined and Carlisle smiled slightly, clearing his throat to suppress a chuckle as Naomi somehow stumbled and ran into Jasper. "Did you laugh at me?" She asked offended and Carlisle shook his head politely "I have no clue what you're on abou-"
"You really fuckin' out here," she sighed and shook her head, beginning the walk to the throne room with the Cullens; and the witch twins, and Jayson.
"Holaaaa putas!" Naomi said as she opened the large doors, smiling as her mates grinned at her.
"Darling, you don't know spanish." Marcus said simply to the girl who flipped her hair dramatically "I'm latinaaa," she said stubbornly and Caius sighed in sync with Carlisle and Edward.
"No. You're not." Bella added innocently and the girl gasped loudly, pulling her short hair into an odd looking bun and doing a weird fighters hop
"Naomi, please-" Esme started and sighed with a grin as the girl stopped and hugged her again, eyed glossy with tears she was unable to shed. "I didn't ask to be born Latina." She sobbed "No Más Tuve Suerte" her, Emmet, Jayson, and Renesmee said in sync before laughing at each other.
"It's truly a pleasure to see you all again," Aro feigned politeness and smiled at his mates second coven. "Indeed, thank you for allowing us time here," Carlisle said softly and smiled at the king who's gaze had returned to a dancing Naomi
"Naomi has missed you all, darling, Kallista is waiting in your room." Aro reminded the girl who squealed happily and summoned fluffy and kiwi to herd the Cullens to her room.
"My Queen," the girl standing outside her room bowed and Naomi smiled "You can call me Naomi, Cmon!" She pushed the girl and everyone into the large room.
"Demetri, Felix!" Naomi shouted and three seconds later the two vampires blurred into the room, wide eyed and yelling 'what?'
"I need you to get Khalil for me, and imma need y'all to go to the store." She said simply and Felix grimaced when he saw Kallista "Who told you about her? Damn." He grinned quietly and Emmet began laughing quietly at Naomi's offended face.
"Send a list to my phone, We got it." The taller of the two guards sighed and Jayson whooped loudly
"Alright, my dear Cullens," Naomi grinned at the coven which was spread out in several places of the room. Carlisle, Esme, Alice, and Jasper on the couch. Rosalie, Emmet, and Renesmee on the king sized bed. And Edward and Bella were snuggled up on a large fluffy black beanbag. "Make a list of snacks; we're going human for the night."
"Oh, Kallista, go eat. We're going to use the fuck out of your power and don't want you to hurt yourself."
The vampire blinked in surprise before smiling and bowing "Thank you, my queen. I will return in an hour."
"She's adorable!" Jayson gushed and Alice giggled with him. 'God they're so ducking weird' Naomi thought before getting distracted by the ceiling fan.
Edward laughed at the girl "Naomi, the list." He reminded the girl who blinked in confusion before gasping "Oh shot, right. What do you guys want?" She asked and Emmet, of course, spoke up first.
"Takis, and Cheese It's, oh my god, I want fucking gummy bears!" Esme glared at the bad word before sighing, it was obvious there was going to be a lot of cussing; especially with Jayson, Emmet, Naomi, and Renesmee together.
Naomi typed out everything Emmet and the Cullens said, giggling as Carlisle asked for tea, she got him a monster energy drink instead.
"The party has arrive- FUCK!" Khalil screeched as Fluffy forced his way out and jumped at him.
((A/N: y'all, what gender did I give Fluffy? I—))
"Tonight's gonna be great!" Naomi said with a happy smile. She hadn't realized how much she missed the vegan vampires.
"Agreed," Carlisle and Esme said simultaneously, small smiles on their faces.
"MOM, CAN WE SMOKE?" Emmet asked suddenly and Naomi and Jayson gasped happily.
"No-"
"Jane! Go find us weed!" Naomi yelled into the air,
"Naom-"
Sorry everyone, my chapters haven't been as good lately and I'd like to apologize. A few days ago I was kicked out of the house for around three days, I'm back home now but there's still a lot going on. I have a few chapters already written but I'm trying to save them so I have things to post for when shit gets too intense and I can't focus on writing.
Once again, I'm sorry and I promise once I get my head in the right place I'll improve my writing.