Haikyuu Chat of Randomness...

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The Beginning Of The Chaos
Tops And Bottoms
War For The Prettiest Setter
Missing Baby Crow
Random
Run Away 'Kitten'
Bottoms Trying To Dominate Their Tops
From 1 - 100 Real Quick
SHORT
Why?!
I Don't Know Anymore
In An Alternate Universe

The Dating Crisis

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Captains of the teams that went to Nationals (except Oikawa)

Father Crow: Quick question, do you guys get multiple notifications because of one GC?

Daddy Cat: Nope, the others don't like it when I add them to a GC, I don't really get why though O3O

Majestic Owl Dad: No, I'm usually the one very active in our GC! Akaashi keeps telling me to stop texting in the GC

Eagle Daddy: No, I don't get multiple notifications because of one, I get multiple notifications because of four GC's that Tendo made. But, it does not bother me at all

Adorable Plant Fairy: Of course not! Whenever I make a GC, the others just leave, so I have no choice but to just rant to Iwa-chan about it! Why do you ask?

Father Crow: Hinata recently made a GC for us in the team and now, I get multiple notifications every second because of it. It's starting to annoy me.

Daddy Cat: Daichi, can you also add us there

Father Crow: Give me one reason why

Daddy Cat: Because we have other friends there(?)

Father Crow: Fine, I'll just go ask them

Flock Of Crows

Scary Dadchi: Hey guys, is it okay if I add some others people here?

Pretty Setter Mom: Sure, I don't see why not

The Little Giant: Yes!

Tough Guy: Sure

Guardian Deity: Of course

Jesus: Who are you adding actually?

Yeet: Yeah sure

Yote: Yeh

Future Captain: Sure, I guess

Saltyshima: No, it's already annoying as it is

Bakageyama: Who?

12: It's alright Daichi-san!

Scary Dadchi added Bokuto Kotaro, Ushijima Wakatoshi and 2 others

Bokuto Kotaro: HEY HEY HEY!!!

The Little Giant: Bokuto-san!! Hi!!

Bokuto Kotaro: Hey Hinata!!

Bokuto Kotaro has changed their nickname to Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot

Saltyshima: Oh hell no

Kuroo Tetsuro: Hey Tsukishima!

Saltyshima: Apparently I can't see today

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: Oh come on Tsukki! Don't be like that!

Saltyshima: Bokuto-san, can you please not call me that

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: Fine, I'll call you megane-kun then

Kuroo Tetsuro has changed their nickname to Cat Daddy

Oikawa Tooru: Yo-hoo~ Tobio-chan, Chibi-chan

The Little Giant: It's the grand king!

Bakageyama: Well fuck...

Pretty Setter Mom: Kageyama! Language!

Bakageyama: Japanese...

Bakageyama: I'm dead now

Bakageyama has left the GC

The Little Giant added Bakageyama to the GC

Oikawa Tooru: Don't be like that Tobio-chan

Ushijima Wakatoshi: I'm confused, who are you all?

Scary Dadchi: It's me Daichi

Pretty Setter Mom: Sugawara

Jesus: Asahi

Yeet: Narita

Yote: Kinoshita

Future Captain: Ennoshita

Tough Guy: Tanaka

Guardian Deity: Nishinoya

The Little Giant: Hinata!

Bakageyama: Kageyama

Saltyshima: Tsukishima

12: Yamaguchi

The Little Giant changed the GC name to Volleyball!!

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: Daichi, is it okay if we add some of our friends?

Scary Dadchi: Yeah sure, knock yourself out

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot added Akaashi Keiji

Cat Daddy added Kozume Kenma, Haiba Lev, and 2 others

Oikawa Tooru added Iwaizumi Hajime, Kindaichi Yutaro, and 2 others

Ushijima Wakatoshi added Satori Tendou

Satori Tendou: Oya? What is this? OwO

Saltyshima: This day just keeps getting better and better

Satori Tendou: You're that normal guy from the Spring High Tournament aren't you?!

Saltyshima: Yes, nice to meet you. I'm the normal guy from Sping High Tournament that blocked your attack

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Tendou, what does 'OwO' mean?

Satori Tendou: You'll learn what it is in due time Wakatoshi-kun!

Satori Tendou has changed their nickname to Guess Monster

Iwaizumi Hajime: Oi Trashykawa! What the fuck is this?!

Oikawa Tooru: Iwa-chan~!

Iwaizumi Hajime changed Oikawa Tooru's nickname to Trashykawa

Trashykawa changed Iwaizumi Hajime's nickname to Iwa-chan~

Kindaichi Yutaro: Why the hell am I even here?

The Little Giant: Wah! It's turnip head!

Bakageyama: Oi Hinata! I need you to come over to my house right now

The Little Giant: Why?

Kindaichi Yutaro: Oh shit...

Bakageyama: I have a problem

The Little Giant: What kind of problem?

Bakageyama: Stop asking questions and come here already!!

The Little Giant: Fine

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Cat Daddy: I'm betting 100 yen that when Hinata goes to school tomorrow, he's going to have hickeys all over his neck

Guardian Deity: Bold of you to assume that Shoyo isn't a top

Yeet: Bold of you to assume that Hinata isn't a bottom

Saltyshima: It would be quite interesting finding out that the king is submissive to such a short male

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: I don't know, it's usually those who are shorter than their lover are the bottoms

Yote: I agree, Hinata is a 100% bottom

Ushijima Wakatoshi: What does this have to do with bunk beds?

Guess Monster: Wakatoshi, that's not what they meant

Trashykawa: Wait.... Are Tobio-chan and Chibi-chan dating?

Pretty Setter Mom: Yes

Kozume Kenma: 100%

Scary Dadchi: Well yeah

Cat Daddy: Duh

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: Yeah, my baby crow is growing up

Yeet: It's obvious

Yote: Yup

Guardian Deity: Pretty much

Tough Guy: Yes

Iwa-chan~: Obviously

Kindaichi Yutaro: Wait.... Kageyama is dating that small tangerine?!

Trashykawa: What?! How come I never knew about this?!

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Well if you went to Shiratorizawa you would have known

Trashykawa: Oh my god! I swear to god that I will jump serve a volleyball into your face when I see you!

Cat Daddy: Dude, it literally took me the entire training camp to realize that those two were dating

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: Same

Kozume Kenma: Shoyo already told me from the very start of the training camp

Pretty Setter Mom: It took us a couple of weeks before we even found out, how did we find out?

Jesus: We saw them making out in the club room

Guardian Deity: Yup!

Saltyshima: I already found out first before any of you did, I saw them making out before an official match..

Tough Guy: And you didn't even bother telling us?!

Saltyshima: I had no need to tell you at all

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