*Edited Version*
Apov
I was so excited I had a vision that we were playing a game of truth or dare and Renesmee and Jacob were playing this would be their first game. This was going to be fun. Oh dear I hope Edward did not hear that.
Epov
As I walked into the lounge I heard Alice's thoughts "Oh dear, I hope that Edward did not hear that!" "I heard it Alice and no way is my daughter playing that game!" "Yeah she is Edward; I have seen it and I have blackmail" My darling sister stated god I will have to go along with this sorry idea of a game. "Fine, Let me go get Bella and Renesmee and the mutt!" why did that mutt have to imprint with my daughter why I could kill him. "Edward you will not do that it would Nessie's heart" my darling sister cried as she saw a vision of me killing the mutt I smiled. "Fine!" and with that I ran out of the room to get the loves of my life and a mutt.
Jpov
My darling wife walked into our room "Hello Jazziepoo!" her thought were so excited and happy god this was not going to be good!! "What is it my darling!" "Guess!" she replied before I had time to think she shouted "Truth or dare with Renesmee and Jacob!!" "WHAT!!" I and someone else from the next room shouted, Emmett and ran into the room with a grin on his face "Really??" he always asked since we played a trick on him last time we said we were playing while he was 'busy' with Rosalie he got downstairs so quick he was half naked when he got down the stairs poor Bella she was human at the time her face did turn a very dark shade of red. "Jasper!!" I heard Edward shout he was back in the house. Come on Eddie it was funny though the looks on Bella's and Emmett face were hilarious I said in my head " Come on let's play" said Alice and she, Rosalie, Emmett and I ran downstairs " No Jasper it was not funny" said Edward sternly " And you know I don't like Eddie" " Is this a private conversation or can you tell us" Bella said " Ok who is first?" I asked trying to change the subject because if I told Bella what we were talking about she would hate me and as we were playing truth or dare I did not want that to happen "me" shouted Emmett let the fun begin I thought Edward smiled.
ROUND 1
Empov
I went first after a lot of shouting "Me". Who shall I pick Edward if you read my mind I will make the dare for who ever 10 times worse! Edward flinched fearing for his dear Bella's and his neck. I was going to get him back from the recording time last week "Emmett that is out of order" shouted Alice knowing her she had seen part of the dare I was making. I was amazed she did not slap me like she did last time "Whatever Edward truth or dare no mind reading" "Fine dare?" I thought more about his dare while Edward was picking through my thoughts I said in my mind, I dare you to take Alice into the Walmart now and start making out with her in the middle of the floor! "No way" Alice and Edward shouted together. Alice now knew what the dare was and did not like it at all I smiled " What is going on" asked Jasper worried with the emotions in the room Edward's head went up "Emmett's dare is for Alice and I to go to the middle of Walmart and make out in the middle of the shop floor!" "WHAT!!!!" shouted Jasper, Renesmee, Bella and Jacob. Bella stood up went over to me and punched me square in the face, I went down to the floor in pain that was really painful even for a vampire and then Rosalie got involved " How dare you hit my husband!" she shouted oh I love her "How dare your husband thinks that a good dare is for my husband to make out with your so called brothers' wife in the middle of the busiest store on a Thursday night which if you were not aware is always the busiest!" Bella shouted in reply "it is" agreed Alice coming out her trance of suffering "All the late night shoppers I will be a laughing stock I will never be able to shop there again" Jasper tried to calm the situation although he was angry at me Rosalie calmed so did Edward and Alice but Bella then shouted " Jasper Hale do not dare try and calm me down" and that was when Carlisle and Esme got involved. I was in deep shit!!
Bpov
I was livid at Emmett I was so going get him back and I knew how all in good time Alice I thought and my shield went up on full alert in my mind Alice gave Edward a worried look and Edward gave me a look of despair " What is going on Bella" asked Esme calmly " Well we are playing truth or dare because Alice saw we were with Renesmee and Jacob" Edward growled I shot death rays at him and he quietened down. Renesmee smiled thanks at me. "And Emmett comes up with the first dare and I quote Edward and Alice to go to the middle of Walmart and make out in the middle of the shop floor!" Carlisle and Esme gasped "So I punched Emmett in the face" "Good on you and that dare is not happening do you hear me Emmett Cullen for that you are grounded and not allowed to touch Rosalie for 1 week also this game is cancelled until further notice everyone upstairs now" everyone went upstairs Alice had a look of thanks on her face and Renesmee and Jacob went out the front door to the reservation when I got in my room with Edward he had a look on his face " Thank you Bella thank you so much for doing that" he kissed me" That's ok love but I did not want Esme to ground Emmett and all of us and disband the game what do you think Alice would say to a game of truth and dare just her jasper you me Rosalie and Emmett next time Esme and Carlisle are out hunting and Renesmee is over Jacobs for a sleepover" Alice came into the room " Yes yes yes they leave in 3 days!" I lifted my block on my mind so Edward could hear oh I love being married to a mind reader Edward's face was a picture he always liked when he could read my mind. "Alice Cullen get back to your room!" shouted Esme."Sorry mum" Alice replied
3 days later
Game no # 2
BPOV
Esme called us all downstairs Renesmee had already gone to Jacob's for the night let the games begin I said after lifting my mind block Edward smiled. We all sat down I kept my mind block open so Edward could hear me "I hope you have all learned your lesson about truth or dare you have to be responsible Emmett that included you" everyone giggled " Carlisle and I are going hunting for a couple of hours so I want everyone to behave" everyone nodded their heads I thought we will till you leave then all hell will break lose I pictured Emmett hanging from the ceiling singing Hero by Nickelback both Alice and Edward started laughing " Edward Alice" said Esme "What is so funny!" "Nothing mum just a private joke." Esme was not buying it but did well "We will see you soon, bye" and they both left everyone waited for the all clear from Alice after 10 minutes she nodded " What the hell was so funny" I asked " Well your thought actually happened Alice saw it" my beloved said I laughed
Bpov
ROUND 1
" Let's play! No rules this time because Renesmee is not here I go first"
I put my mind block up and thought how would I get Emmett back I then thought of what I thought of again bingo I dropped my mind block only slightly I thought Edward do you have a video camera on you he nodded wait until I have said the dare then switch it on ok, he nodded " Right Emmett truth or dare" "Dare, I am not scared of you" shouted Emmett
Edpov
My Bells was a genius I had only seen a little of her plan but it was brilliant I had the video camera in my hand ready to turn it on and hit record.
Empov
I hope Bells is not going to get be back for that dare I said the other day, oh god why did I say dare! I am such an idiot Edward then said "We all know you are Emmett good you finally admitted that to yourself" "What the hell Eddie say out of my head" replied Emmett "Wish I could and do not call me Eddie" shouted Edward "Well Monkey Puff and King Eddie are you finish with your little argument that I can say my dare now" said Bella "Hey!" shouted Emmett and Edward clearly angry "Yes" they said bitterly.
Bpov
"Finally I dare you to swing from the chandelier naked and singing Barbie girl" Emmett's mouth dropped Alice, Jasper, Edward and even Rosalie started laughing "WHAT!!" shouted Emmett "Curse you Bella you are not over the last time" " No I am not and I do not think Alice or Edward are so I am doing it for them to"
Edpov
Oh how I loved Bella that was perfect for getting him back at I was putting this on you tube I will hack his account and put it on tonight the write in his handwriting to watch it sign it Emmett and leave it out for Esme to so Alice got a vision of what I was going to do an smiled.
Apov
Omg Edwards plan is amazing!! Love it
Edpov
As Emmett started to get undressed we all started snickering he climbed up a few steps and jumped across to get the chandelier I was amazed it took his weight when he was not looking I switched on the camera as Rosalie ran across and switched on the stereo as Barbie girls intro started playing I made sure that the camera was recording and sat back giggling trying not to get picked up on the microphone. As Emmett finished his dare I switched off the camera and put it away but as he was getting down Renesmee ran into the room I did know until it was too late.
Apov
I was too busy giggling at Emmett's dare to see Renesmee was coming till she was walking through the door.
Bpov
"Ahhh my eyes!" screamed Renesmee as she walked through the door Emmett turned around then Alice shouted "Esme and Carlisle will be home in 5 mins" " Renesmee what's wrong honey?" I asked "Well" Edward got mad " How dare he do that to my...." Edward did not finish his sentence because Renesmee was in the room "Edward shut it and honey what's wrong?" "Emmett go get changed 4 mins and Edward don't you dare" Alice shouted" Well" I said "Jacob proposed" "That's good isn't it" I said " Yeah but then he started trying to have sex with me" said Renesmee timidly Edward flipped out "How dare that mutt I will kill him burn him something!" "Edward shut the hell up" I shouted not caring that Renesmee was in the room "You will do no such thing " I turned back to Renesmee "Are you alright he didn't" "No we started kissing then he started taking my top off then I said Jake no he said your dad won't find out and continued I said again Jake no he continued then I said I need the loo and took my bag to the loo which had my shoes in it. So I put my shoes on and climbed out of the window Jake I don't think realised I was gone till he heard the rabbit start I hot-wired it left it on the border and then ran here I left my engagement ring on the seat I don't care if he has imprinted on me I am not marrying him" " Good on honey you took a very mature way of dealing with that situation and when did you learn to hot wire" " Emmett taught me how to hot wire daddy's Volvo without him noticing so Emmett and I can do drag races" before Nessie had even finished her sentence Edward had already ran out to the garage inspecting his Volvo " You can see why he was a 107 year virgin" Edward a few seconds later ran back in "No one is allowed to hot wire my car end of, Emmett WAS I am not now so change the insult book and Jacob is coming." "2 mins" shouted Alice "Mum I don't want to see him!" "Ok honey, Alice Rosalie could you take her to the cottage the back way when Jake gets here and empty any stuff of his from our house and here please?" "Course Bella come on Nessie " said Alice as she went upstairs to de-werewolf the house " Edward could I borrow your cell phone I need to talk to Sam about getting the treaty put in so Jake can't come here" Edward threw me the phone Jasper was in the corner trying his best to calm us both down I could feel him trying but it was not helping.
Jpov
"The mutt will be here in two mins and Esme and Carlisle will be here in 3...2...1" Edward said and with that Esme walked in the room to see Edward with the look of murder on his face and Bella pacing and said "What is going on?" " Jacob proposed to Nessie" said Edward " That's great isn't it" Edward didn't respond Bella was arguing with Sam on the phone "Edward can you talk to him " and with that Bella threw the phone back Edward walked out if the room arguing with Sam "It would be if after proposing he tried to have sex with Nessie" " WHAT!!" "My feelings exactly Nessie escaped by climbing out of the bathroom window and hot wiring the rabbit." Edward walked back into the room "Done, they are coming to get Jacob out of here but they will be a few minutes and he is here" I was trying hardest to keep the situation sort of calm but is was difficult I wanted to rip Jacob's throat out how could he do that to my only niece " Thanks Jasper" said Bella calming down slightly "Yeah, thanks Jasper and you and me both" said Edward. With that Jacob walked in.
Epov
His thought were disturbing and totally not appropriate to be thinking about with my daughter with me around but my Bella was the one to start everything off "How dare you do that to my daughter Jake, I trusted you with her she is my world and you knew this and you betrayed my trust" "Hear me out Bells I was just.." "Mucking about Jake, yeah right she's 8 now don't even attempt to apologise cause Nessie doesn't want it she doesn't want you in her life she doesn't care about the imprint she wants nothing to do with you and neither do I" shouted Bella oh I love her I read Jacob's thoughts again and then went mad " Bella he did not come here to apologise he came to ask where his car was" Renesmee comes downstairs "I pushed it off a cliff with your engagement ring in it" "You what!!" shouted Jacob his thought were I am going to kill her that rabbit I built with Bella and that engagement ring I was going to give to Bella that cost me £10,000. That tears it. "So the only reason you wanted to marry Nessie was to spend with Bella to try and win her back" I said "No" shouted Jacob his thoughts said otherwise "You bastard" and with that I punched him and he shifted. But help had arrived Sam, Jared and Paul were already pulling Jacob out telling him to leave quietly but he would not so he was forced out of the house. After Jacob had been manhandled out Seth came in and picked up the box with Jacob stuff in it and walked out as soon as they had left Nessie's phone went off.
Npov
"Mum can you shield my thoughts" as I heard my phone go off I knew it would be Seth because he worried about me since he and I had been becoming close since I was coming down to the reservation often to see Jacob what my parents did not know was most the time I said I was going to see Jacob I was seeing Seth instead "of course honey" and with that I walked out of the room and answered the phone Of course it was Seth. " You ok!" he asked worried " Yeah I am totally fine what's going on with Jacob" " Sam is talking to him about the new treaty him not being able to go on your land he thinks you have broken your imprint with Jake and Jake is really pissed off about the rabbit and the treaty" " Really and good about the rabbit he deserves it" I replied "Yeah he does I wanted to ask do you want to go out to a movies tomorrow just us" he asked really nervous of rejection " Yeah I would love to when" "I will meet you on the border line at 2" " Ok see you then" I replied " Oh Nessie be careful with Jake around " Seth said " I will see you soon" and with that I hung up I walked back in the room to see everyone had calmed down and were sitting watching a game they all turned to face me " You ok hun?" said my mother " Yes mum" Alice screamed then Edward said " No way Nessie are you going out tomorrow" " Why not it is with Seth I am just seeing a film and Alice has not seem anything bad" "Of course you can go to the movies with Seth hunnie as long as Alice drops you off and picks you up I am not having you take your own car tomorrow" " That's ok mum thank you so much" "Bells" Edward said " She will be fine Edward and I will pick and drop her off" said Alice " Calm down" Daddy did not calm down as hard as Uncle Jasper tried to and ran out to the cottage. So I went upstairs and went to bed excited about my date with Seth if I can call it a date I am not sure.