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America's POV
Okay, I have no idea whats Russia's present gonna be, I mean im not his boyfriend, but I wish I am, im not really good at presents, I mean..I can give him a bear plushie, but he is not a kid anymore, besides I already give him 5 bear plushies and he is already bored of it
So...I should give him a picture of me!! But he will rip it apart, cause he would said that it is ugly,but I know that im pretty as a princess,I know that cause he is a tsundere of course!!! Ive learned that from japan, she gave me a hentai book, and thats when my people got into it pretty fast,
Hmm...how about a body pillow?? Its like a pillow with my face on it
(Thats not how it works america!!!) I mean when he goes to bed and sees it and definitely will kiss it
I heard footsteps " hey America..? What are you doin...???"
I looked at him, and sees that he wore that onesie that I forced him to wear, the onesie cost ALOT!
it was for his last birthday, and he looks cute on that onesie...I mean im cuter of course
The onesie was a bear, since he loves bear alot, it was a brown bear, you can see its from a real bear skin, since it costed alot, but its worth it, the bear has two very large eyes, and the eyes have the color of t void, the bear face has a blush, and the mouth was a cat mouth thing but with a big nose on it
And also he is actually looked like a child but his facial expression is more adult
"Hey bugga boo~" I said, in the most childish voice I can ever sound, he glared at me , turn away and go back to our room
I chuckled and think about the present I will give him, I grabbed my phone on my pocket and turn it on, I put my pasword in and dialed Japan's number
"Hello ame~kun! Whats up!" I got scared a little bit, since the sound was on full volume
"Uh...I already have an idea for the present...a bodypillow of me, so he wont missed me when im in work" there was a squeal in the other side of the phone and it made my ears bleed
"WOAH WOAH CALM DOWM!!!whats wrong with him having a body pillow of me?!"
"Theres a chance that he will kiss the body pillow or just jacked off of the pillow"
"I know im pretty BUT NOT THAT PRETTY!!"
"do you even know whats the definition of a body pillow????"
"Uh...no?"
"新入り....but a bodypillow is (too lazy for explanation and I dont even know whats a body pillow is!!)"
"Oh...I mean..I WOULD TOTALLY BUY IT, I WOULD GIVE IT TOO HIM!!!! ITS LITERALL-"
"Ame~kun stop screaming you making my ears hurt!!!"
"Oh! Sorry jap..But you-" then there's start the complaining, russia was stayed awake all night, and would give america the silent treatment for a few days, and america would be guilty, even though he doesn't know what he did wrong
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"ruski...im sorry! Im really sorry!!!" Russia still give america the silent treatment when he was cooking
"I don't know what I did wrong but im REALLY sorry!!" Russia sighed, looked at america for a few seconds then glared at him and goes back to cooking again
America walked to russia and put his whole, chubby face on his back and grabbed Russia's torso
"Please dont give me the silent treatment, im getting lonely" it was muffled, but Russia can hear it clearly
"Breakfast ready" he told america and pat him on the head
"STOP IGNORING MEEEEEEE!"
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"Heres your delivery....for america?" The delivery man said to russia,
"Meri! Theres some delivery that you bought!!!" Russia yelled from downstair
"OH IT MUST BE THE BODY PILLOW!!" America said outloud and run to the delivery man
"Body....pillow????" Russia is confused, what's a bodypillow??? America signed the thingy (dunno how delivery works) and grabbed the box, since japan give it to him, and knows that its Russia's birthday in the few weeks, she would wrapped it on a box just incase russia saw it
"Uh...its nothing, just from japan, she brought me this amazing gift!"
"Okay....but whatever this gift is, dont give it to me, it sound literally dangerous" america frozed and made an awkward laugh
"Haha....yeah....not for youuuuu..."
America run upstairs to their room, and locked the door, russia looked at him weirdly then chuckled
"What an idiot..."
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"Hey am-"
"JAPAN JAPAN, ITS A FRICKING EMERGENCY!!!!!"
"Woah! woah calm down...! I woke up from you calling me like a thousands times! And you dont treat me with respect? What an ungrateful child..."
"You sound like my dad...."
"Oh! My expression was great isnt it?! I learned it from stalking UK!!"
"Okay, lets not talk...about that...lets talk about the present I would give him!"
"Oh the bodypillow?"
"Yeah, he said he doesn't like the sound of it"
"Oh...I mean in a few days its Russia-kun birthday, his family members and friends will be there"
"how didnt I think of this first?!"
"You never think ame~kun" japan said sassily
"Oh wow thanks jap..."
"But seriously, you have to know what russia~kun likes, how about you asked him?"
"Yeah...sure"
America walked out of his and russia room and begin walking downstairs
"Hey ruski?" Russia looked at america, and tilt his head, america thought it was cute
"What do you actually like?"
"Eh....hmmm....my siblings?"
"Wait you mean love right? Not like...."
"What do you- oh...thats gross ame.." russia looked at me in disgust, and america feels embarrassed
"SORRY, ITS JUST ALABAMA HAS BEEN INFLUENCING ME!! And also dont you have any interest more than your sibl- I mean....do you love anything than your siblings?"
"My dad?"
"You- wh- i- I literally hate you"
"you know I know that statement was false and yeah, my life is boring but I really love stars, its just beautiful" russia looked at the ceiling and thinks about stars, and the planets he would like to go to
America was flustered, he thinks that russia was hot when he stared upwards, I think thats a weird fetish but do whatever you want america, im not judging
But america almost forgot that theres 3 days left before Russia's birthday
"Oh WAIT, OH NO!" America panicked, like really panicked
Russia stared at him, and shut his goddamn annoying mouth
"You're loud, the neighbors might think were making love or some crap" Russia's voice was to monotone, and America doesnt know how he is keeping a straight face
He pulled Russia's big, cold hands away from his lips and begin to ramble about how he isnt a bottom
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Then became the big day for Russia, America can't do anything so he has to stick of the bodypillow present
"You know....im already regretting this"
"Shh! Ame~kun! Russia~senpai is almost here! Just a few minute-"
Then we hear a door open and we begin to shout
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!" Russia looked shocked and see all of his family members are in the room
"Oh...my...thank you guys!" They group hugged Russia, and then Russia begin to open the present on the desk infront of him
The room was smell like vanilla cake, it was Russia's favorite cake flavor, but America thought that Chocolate was more better than vanilla but he can't change Russia's mind so its no biggie
Russia opened Ukraine's present which was a flower crown, but not a normal one but the flowers was rare, he thanked Ukraine for making much time on this
"Oh! Its no worries Rus, Its your present after all! " Ukraine softly smiled
Then he opened USSR present and it was his brown, delicate hat, called an ushanka of course
"Im getting old but this is my left over for you, to my favorite child, so you can remember me" USSR said, Russia hugged him and his siblings too, America might be a little anxious, cause his present was not good as Russia's family members, and his heart is beating rapidly
Belarus give him an art tablet, as you know Russia likes drawing so its very special to him, its not really a hobby but he likes doing it
"I spend my rent for this be grateful!!and I might stole a little bit of Kazakhstan money" she mumbled the last one
"YOU DID WHAT?-" okay....after all of the presents and he finally sees the last one, America's Present, it was long and its wrapped the color of Russia's flag
He rips it open and see...
Then USSR begin to stare at it and glare at America, almost wanting to kill him
While Japan have a smug smile on her face, and his siblings are wheezing
"....America?..this is not what I was expecting" he looked at the present infront of him, his father was going to snap
"Son? Can you get my sickle?"
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1535 words, extra thicc, but not anymore for the next chapter I think.... but thank you! really for the 600+ reads :)