herry putter and the slightly sexual existential crisis

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what's up gaymers, is ya boy, uhh, skinny penis. where vsco girls and stans go to die. not because we killed them or anything, but just because they...

aradaddy harry herry herryputter putter

Warty...?

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By whorypotter

Concept: Herry Putter and the rest of the Warty gang including Voldy were just plain bombed off during the battle of Hergwerts before anyone could be stopped... well I guess everyone was stopped.

Boom.

But that would have been a shitty book

And movie

Anyway

Cream cream cream cream cream cream

Hey fam, squad, crew, whores, thots, and gamers alike. I come bearing a message from 🅱️apa himself, a telegraph.

This is your captain. yaw yeet. keep doing the lordt's work ladeez nuts haw goteem

-moony, astrid, padfoot, prongs-

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