no one:
no one in the known universe:
absolutely no one:
us: town of salami.....
you know that feel when you're looking back at a work and thinking to yourself both "i did that" and "oh god what have i done" at the same time? that is the kind of pride i feel towards this document. It's an abomination but it's our abomination.
Belle delphine is in the canon now'
Town of salami....................
Town of salami....................
Astrid fell to her knees, the warm dust of the loose dirt pillowing around her. "Damn you Putter!" she cried, lamenting the loss of the shiny badge which once rest on her diamond tiddies.
A flash of bright pink, sparkly lightning rustled the dust beside her. Astrid turned, in awe, as the dust settled. There, in all of her blindingly pink gamer girl glory, was Belle Delphine.
Astrid threw herself at Belle Delphine's feet, worshiping the goddess before her. "Belle Delphine! I worship your every breath!"
"he-hewwo widdle thottie uwu," Belle Delphine smiled at the vampire at her feet. "how c-c-can i hwelp u owo?"
"Oh Great One, I need help with the stupid Herry Putter! He stole my sherrif's badge, straight from my diamond tiddies! See?" Astrid cried, trusting her diamond tidde at Belle Delphine, who giggled, adjusting the pink, lacy headphones that were perched, but unconnected on her head. She reached into a small purse at her side and pulled out a small jar of liquid.
"H-h-here u go owo," belle delphine said, handing the jar to Astrid who accepted it as if it was a gift from the messiah (which it was, beacuse she was a thottie, and thats what the thotties whorship
Herry on the first day of school: breaks glasses
Ron: doesn't know his rat is a death eater
Hermy: sass, but no frienz
Snape: *smolder*
SOMEONE REVIST THE OG PROMPS FOR THIS DOC! I WANT MORE OTP PAIRINGS!
Ok 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕚𝕖
--moony, astrid, padfoot, prongs--
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
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