Zain
20:28
he's hot
ur theory of him being disfigured is debunked
Louis
20:32
Could be anyone how do you know it's him?
Zain
20:34
y would he make such a fuss only to send me a random bloke out of the blue
it's him
Louis
20:35
Can I see?
Zain
20:38
nope
Louis
20:38
But I wanna
Gimme
Zain
20:42
that doesn't work for freddie y would it work for u?
Louis
20:43
Gimmmmmeeee
Zain
20:45
aren't u on a date?
Louis
20:47
Meh it's boring
Zain
20:49
so u're texting?
i always knew u'd be the worst date ever
pay attention to her u cock
Louis
20:52
You texted me just so we're clear
And my cock isn't paying attention to her that's the problem
So send me a juicy pic of your bae
Won't do anything for me either but it'll be fun to tease you
Zain
20:56
u're such an arse
and don't use bae u're not 12
Louis
20:59
Don't shame me!
Zain
21:01
i'll shame u all i want
Louis
21:04
It's not nice Zain
Leave poor little me alone
Zain
21:05
don't make me laugh
Louis
21:07
But for real, if he's hot why didn't he send you a picture earlier?
Zain
21:12
maybe he's shy?
maybe he takes privacy to the next level
idk
Louis
21:13
But don't you want to know??
Maybe he's a spy
Maybe he's an assassin
Zain
21:15
what's the difference between those two again?
couldn't u make up a more absurd reason?
Louis
21:17
Idk
Maybe he is in witness protection or whatever you call that here in plain old England
Maybe he's famous and doesn't want to be discovered
Maybe he's an alien on a mission to observe and not interfere
Zain
21:22
u r watching too many movies lou
not everyone likes sharing their photo with the world
Louis
21:23
Not like you you vein prick am I right
Zain
21:24
piss off
Louis
21:57
On my way home
Caused a scene at the restaurant cause she threw water at me cause I wasn't paying attention to her
Zain
22:03
took her long enough u prick
Louis
22:05
Piss off
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I forgot I had this drafted when I posted twentyfive aka Harry's selfie
Sorry for the delay