Fresh, was a Fresh Guy for a rad parasite.
He was free as the wind, went where he wanted when he wanted.
He'd seen a lot.
Done a lot.
And would never sit still.
Which was a shock, when he saw an AU that made him pause.
And swagger closer.
"Sooo coool!" Fresh said impressed, the AU had all his buds alternates as kids and baby bones.
'CO-OL' his glasses said.
"But that's not rad at all!" Fresh said, someone had just abandoned a baby bones version of his bro Error. Just because his cool colors.
"You can call me mama!" Fresh grinned picking up the tiny tot.
"ba ba ba ba ba," baby Error said waving his arms excitedly.
He so had to show Error his mini.
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"Noo," Error said backing away.
"Aw come on Error, Mini's cool," Fresh grinned, 'Mini' drooled on his 'Mama's' shoulder.
"Stop trying to get me to babysit, I won't do it after last time!" Error cried, clutching a puppet like a lifeline away from the devil child.
"ba?" Mini said.
Error narrowed his eyes.
'I'm onto you' he thought glaring at the tiny tike.
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"Back back!" Nightmare said holding a cross, no a cross not Cross.
No matter how hilarious using Cross to get the devil child away would be.
We all know what you guys were thinking.
"I'm running out of babysitters, wonder why?" Fresh asked bewildered, behind him mini gave a smile.
Horror hid.
For some reason the older Mini got the worse it got to get a babysitter.
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"Hi Blue can you do me a favor???" Fresh asked "Should only take a few hours."
"Oh Look.. I'm being kidnapped By Error," Blue said jumping through a portal.
"Kid... any ideas?" he asked, Mini giggled.
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"Oh wow! A mini Error!" Ink said happily.
"I know right, I call him Mini. Can you look after him while I run an errand?" Fresh asked.
"Ninja Vanish!" Dream said throwing smoke pellets down and fleeing.
"Huh... that's weird, he usually loves kids," Ink said.
"Thanks bro, have a rad time," he said leaving.
Mini smiled happily.
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Fresh came back happily, with a new Host and a gift for his kid.
"What.. the... Funk!" He said in shock.
The AU was in ruins, a riots of colors.
"Help!" Ink cried trying to escape from where he was tied up in sheets.