Simmons: Why is it just sitting there?
Grif: Simmons it's not a "thing" it's a damn tank that could turn you into dust, let's just get back to jack and crystal get into the warthog and go back to base
Sheila is explaining how to use the scorpions turret
Sheila: Ok Caboose this tank is equipped with auto-fire sequences that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button
Caboose: Auto-fire,Auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...
Sheila: And one more thing Caboose this will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-
Grif and Simmons are still standing in front of the tank
Grif: Okay, you ready? Let's do on three. One...
Simmons: Wait. On three or three and then go?
Grif: On three. It's always faster to go on three
Simmons: Okay, okay, on three
( A/N Simmons has never been in the military but Grif has)
In the driver seat of the tank
Caboose: Here! (Pushes the button)
(A/N the robot voice will be the tank talking)
Robot voice: Tutorial deactivated Auto-Fire sequence activated
Grif counting down
Grif: Ready...
The target system locks on to Simmons
Robot voice: Acquiring target
Cliffs
Church: I'm going for the Jeep, Tucker you distract those two
Grif and, Simmons is cowardly runs away towards the warthog we're jack and crystal are guarding the Jeep
Simmons: (Yelling like a mad man) Oh god, Oh god! Jack/crystal start the car! Start the car!
Jack: Why, What's wrong!
Crystal:(nervously) I think I know why! (Points at the tank)
Jack: OH! SHIT!
Grif who is still counting
Grif: Two...
The tank locks onto Simmons as he runs away
Robot voice: Target locked
Church leaves the rock behind and goes for the warthog while both Jack and Crystal are distracted
Church: PANTING
Grif finishes counting
Grif: Three(turns around and see's Simmons run to the Jeep) OH YOU CIVILIAN BASTER!
Robot voice: Firing main cannon
Just before the shell hit the Jeep jack used one of his armor ability a dome shield
Grif,Simmons, Jack, Crystal,and church say...
Grif: (On the ground) SON OF A BITCH!
Simmons: SON OF A BITCH!
Jack/crystal: ( inside the dome) SON OF A BITCH!
Church: (As the hog flips over him) SON OF A BITCH!
Robot voice: Firing main cannon
Grif: Oh hell!
Tank fires again
Grif: Me and my dumb plans!
Tank fires again
Grif: SHIT!
Tank fires again
Grif: Dammit
Church returns back to the rock with tucker peeking behind it
Tucker: (looks up at church) Hey dude, the Jeep blew up
Church: (Sarcastically) No kidding, thanks for the update tucker
Jack/Crystal, Simmons,and Grif run and take over behind a rock, Jack's dome shield is on a cool down timer
Tank fires at the rock
Simmons: (mocking) Hey, I have a great idea. Let's get out of the Jeep and sneak around. The back of the cliffs
Tank fires in the background
Simmons: Great plan, you idiot
Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS A WARTHOG GONNA DO AGAINST A DAMN TANK!
The Tank then does a scan of the area to find new targets
Robot voice: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new targets
Church then stands out in the open while tucker stays in cover
Church: Hey Tucker, look at this man, it's the rookie! And he brought out the tank out to scare the reds away!
Tucker: What? No way!
Church: ( Yells at Caboose) Hey, rookie! Good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank!?
Caboose turns the turret to look at church
Sheila: Hey Caboose you might want to turn off the auto...
Robot voice: New target acquired
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church
Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me, church! What's going on, man!?
Robot voice: (Locks on Church) target locked
Caboose: WHAT! No! Target unlock! Unlock! Please Sheila help me!
Sheila: I'm trying! I'm trying! But the tanks system isn't responding! To my commands!
Robot voice: Firing main cannon
All blue members
Caboose: Uh Oh...
Sheila: Uh Oh...
Tucker: Uh Oh...
Church: What...Oh, son of a bi...
The tank fires which hits church and kills him as his body flys into the cliffs rock face and falls down on the ridge into a pool of his own blood around him, Tucker then runs up to next church
Tucker: HOLY FUCK! Church, are you okay!? Talk to me! Church!
Simmons and Grif run back to base while jack stays while crystal scans churches body
Crystal: Hey jack that dude in cobalt armor has a A.I!
Jack: What! How come he didn't deploy anything to protect him?
Crystal: Because his A.I was in control of his body!
Jack: Weird let's just keep this to our selfs then, come on let's head back to base
Back to the blues
Sheila: Got it! Set the target system on the reds warthog
Tucker runs over to the cliffs and yells at Caboose
Tucker: You ahoy church, you team-killing fucktard!!
Church: (sits up and coughing up blood) Tucker...T-Tucker
Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay, man
Church: (losing conscious) No.Ah...I'm an-I'm not gonna make it. Tucker( coughing) there's something I need to tell you
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know... i always hated you the most
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick
Church: Okay...Herk!...bleach!