unknown
I have relented
king
hwat?
wrong number fam
unknown
I have relented.
now you can warn me
whenever you come back with
company
king
no way...
HOMEWRECKER?!
homewrecker
stop calling me that
king
🤩🤩🤩
would you rather I call you Birdie?
homewrecker
it's better than HomeWrecker
king
nah
too obvious
homewrecker is more...personal
because you literally wrecked my
home 🤷🏾♀️
homewrecker
but that isn't what that means
king
no?
then hwat does it mean
homewrecker
...
king
hwat does it mean homewrecker
homewrecker
a person who is blamed
for the breakup or marriage
of a family due to an engaged
affair
king
you google'd that
homewrecker
...no...
king
I was hoping you'd know
the definition and be all smart
and awkward about it when you
explained it.
that might just be an in-person
type thing.
homewrecker
awkward?
in-person?
when am I awkward?
king
you blush when you talk
about something you might
feel uncomfortable with.
homewrecker
no
I don't.
king
yes
you do
homewrecker
well
so do you
you blush every time I
compliment or call you out
on something.
king
it's called being human.
aww you noticed
it's adorable💕
homewrecker
I am not
"adorable"
king
you're adorable
and
a badass
homewrecker
I am a badass
without being adorable
king
see you calling yourself
a badass takes away the
badass. now you're just adorable
homewrecker
I regret this
king
homewrecker
what
king
youve hurt me for the last
time homewrecker
i'm kidding please don't crash
through my window again.
homewrecker
don't tempt me
king
see? no regrets
homewrecker
you tricked me
king
I sent a meme
homewrecker
a manipulative meme
I feel hurt
king
aww you feel?
like I said, human.
so...
any news on that thief?
homewrecker
i'm not telling you that
via text !
king
fine
I'll just ask you on Monday.
homewrecker
youll forget by then
king
homewrecker
that's what I thot
king
ASKDJFKEJD
"thot"
lmao
challenge accepted hoe
7/22/20