Me: Hey guys, I'm back! *Slams the door*
Singapore: MHHHMHMMM!! *Got tied up with a rope and a cloth in his mouth by Malay*
Malaysia: There, much better.
Me: So, did you guys miss me?
Vietnam: Nobody cares about your presence.
Me: Akh! O-okay... ;-;
Philippines: Author-chan! Where have you been?? *Smiles*
Me: Oh, me? I actually spend my time reading Assassination Classroom/Ansatsu Kyoushitsu fanfics... ahaha...
Indonesia: Oh, that anime where the the students have to assassinate their octopus teacher so the world will not explode?
Me: Well, yeah... I've been addicted reading that and I have a new ship there... -w-
Brunei: It's better be an appropriate ship... I'm watching you... *Glares at me*
Me: Ahahaha... yeah... *Literally panicking inside* 'Does shipping a trap with a boy is appropriate?' *Thoughts*
Myanmar: Is there a dare again?
Thailand: Is it about romance~?
Cambodia: Is it a dare about how to make Thai shut up for 24 hours?
Thailand: Hey! *Glares to Cam*
ASEAN: YALL SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO HER!!
Everyone except me: *Look at me*
Me: Okay... before we're doing the dares, I'll be promoting my newest book first here ^^
Me: If you guys are a fan of 'Assassination Classroom' and 'Toilet bound Hanako-kun', I suggest you guys to read this. It means a lot if you read it. Now, let's start the dares!
Indonesia: Wait, dares?
Me: Yup, we'll be doing two dares today!!
Everyone except Phil: *Groans*
Phil: Yay!
Me: Here are the dares!!
Me: Two of these dares are from @XxhannabananaxX and Giftsyyyyyy !
Thanks for the dares!
Me: The first dare is from @XxhannabananaxX . Okay, actually, there's someone who has the similar dare as the first one and it has already been done on 'Ask&Dare #4'. You can check it out there for answers. Let's get to the second dare!
Thailand: Heh, I love this dare already. *Smirks*
Me: Then, why don't you start!
Thailand: Kay... *Glances to Indo* hey, Indo!
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DISCLAIMER!
(This dare might be rough and rude so please don't take it seriously)
•••
Indonesia: Hm? *Eating Indomie*
Thailand: Your Indomie sucks! And you call your self independent even tho you can't control your citizens from making corruption!
Indonesia: Ugh, rude! >:(
Thailand: Malaysia! Your just an imitation of America and your culture belongs to Indo!
Malaysia: Why in the hay are you comparing me with that crazy American guy! And... me and Indo share the same culture!
Indonesia: Psh... yeah right...!
Malaysia: What did you say?! *Glances at Indo*
Thailand: Phil! Stop acting cute and innocent! Your harems are all fake!
Philippines: E-Eh... but... but... *Teary eyes*
Thailand: Singa! Your country is small and that's what makes you small!
Singapore: *Eyes twitching*
Thailand: Brunei! F(BLEEP!) off! You're not holy!
Brunei: *Gasp!* HOW DARE YOUU!! *Brings out holy water*
Thailand: Cam! You're not famous at all!
Cambodia: W-What?! No, I'm famous and fabulous!
Thailand: Myan! Accept the fact you're Nyan-cat!
Myanmar: I'm not Nyan-cat!
Thailand: Laos! You're forever lonely!
Laos: *Eyes widened*
Thailand: Papa ASEAN! You're younger than us but you look like a grandpa yourself! Yet, you're still single!
ASEAN: OH WHY DONT YOU—
Me: *Hits ASEAN's head with a baseball bat* he'll be fine.
Thailand: And lastly... Viet...! *Glances at Viet*
Vietnam: *Looks back at Thai*
Thailand: *Moves closer to Viet* I hate you!
Vietnam: So?
Thailand: Eh?! 'Why isn't it working?!' *Thoughts* I hate your cat!
Vietnam: I don't have a cat.
Thailand: T-then, I hate your least favorite brother!
Vietnam: Wow, thanks. Surprisingly, you're my least favorite brother.
Thailand: W-what?!
Everyone except ThaiViet: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thailand: *In the corner, sulking*
Vietnam: *Has a cool sunglasses on his face*
Me: Well... I guess that's it... see you guys next time!