AN ACCURATE HOROSCOPE!!!!!
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing
you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow
morning, and it only gets worse from there.
AQUARIUS – Does It in the Water (January 20 to February
18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves
being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on
any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do.
Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers,
when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their
pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating
to others when they try to explain or tell a story.
Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a
fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck
if you do not share this post.
PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of
attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex.
Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to
keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around.
Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring.
They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get
the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by
others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely
weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!!
Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and
sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on
who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if
you do not share this post.
ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with.
Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves
relationships, and family is very important to an Aries.
Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive.
Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue
to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some
of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of
bad luck if you do not share this post.
TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give
a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying
at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely
outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good
kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They
can be self-centered and if they want something they will
do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy.
One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most
attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do
not share this post.
GEMINI – The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at
confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock
you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone.
Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get
offended easily. They are great at losing things and are
forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at
times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy.
VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves
to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE
MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not
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CANCER – The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love
is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you
will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most
are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They
perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An
ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of
the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing
and into their hearts where you will remain forever.
Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare.
Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if
it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12
years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
LEO – The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually
happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and
childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem.
Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be
monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at
almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing.
Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in
long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare
to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do
not share this post.
VIRGO – The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right
now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud.
Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to
please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances.
Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they
know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but
you will quickly lose their respect if you do something
untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect.
They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.
7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind.
Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most
caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind
of person you want to mess with… you might end up
crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can
prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge
for years. Libras are someone you want on your side.
Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics.
Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if
you do not share this post.
SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of
humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be
pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always
get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the
extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good
at making it but just as good at spending it! Very
protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a
good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the
friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not share this post.
SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to
December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to
give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and
will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets
offended easily and remembers the offense forever.
Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a
sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it.
VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their
abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with.
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet.
Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have
own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever
meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want
to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad
luck if you do not share this post.
CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover (December 22 to
January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at
times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy,
but when they find a job or something they like to do
they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great
talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to
win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s.
Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke.
Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post