Cop: Ma'am, do you know how fast you were going?
Evie, who was definitely speeding: No... It was probably sixty miles per hour, though, and no more than that.
Cop: *writing on notepad* And do you know the speed limit?
Evie: Oh, I didn't know there was one of those on this road.
Cop: ...
Cop: Uh, yeah, it's half of what you were going.
Evie: Oh....
Cop: Didn't you see the speed checker on the side of the road that flashes your speed over the speed limit?
Evie: OH! That's what that was. I thought I was getting the high score...
Cop: ...
Cop: Ma'am, call somebody and get some help. You are a menace to us all.