Static

By naydoug

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Fresh from a divorce from Plastic Surgeon Mark Sloan, Sky Rivers finds a new start at Seattle Grace Memorial... More

Cast
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Season 2 cast
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10/11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16/17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 24
Chapter 25/26/27
Season 3 Cast
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11/12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15/16/17
Chapter 18/19
Chapter 20/21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Season 4 Cast
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9/10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14/15
Chapter 16/17
Season 5 Cast
Chapter 1/2
Chapter 3/4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23/24
Season 6 Cast
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8/9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14/15
Chapter 17
Chapter 18/19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23/24
Season 7
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7/8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Season 8 Cast
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9/10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21/22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Season 9 cast
Mark Dies
Mark Dies pt. 2
Mark Dies pt. 3
Mark Dies pt.4
Mark Dies pt. 5
Mark Lives

Chapter 16

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By naydoug

Charles: "Dr. Hunt I...I just paged you" he comes out to the ambulance bay with Sky to see Owen and Cristina kissing "Uh, there's a trauma on the way. Here it is." he points to the ambulance that arrives

Paramedic: "We've got a 41-year-old motorcycle daredevil with a closed head wound, penetrating neck wound and multiple blunt traumas."

Sky: "What was the dare?"

Paramedic: "Riding without a helmet apparently. He's still got some brain waves left, but barely. Oh!" she slips on the water and the gurney turns on its side dropping the patient to the ground "Oh! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!"

Owen: "That isn't gonna help."

Charles! "Mnh-mnh. I'm on trauma today, Yang. This one's mine."

Cristina: "I touched him first."

Gary: "Gary from legal. I need a statement from one of you about that fall."

Sky: "You two decide." she notices them looking at her to see who she'll pick

Charles: "You're not even wearing scrubs."

Cristina: "Damn it" she sighs in annoyance "This is not over."

Charles: "Have fun with Gary from legal."

Sky: "Okay. One, two, three." they transfer him over to a bed

Arizona: "Teddy, hey. I have an old patient up in oncology. And I know that you're really busy with surgeries and st-staring at Owen Hunt..." she notices how Teddy looks into the room where Sky and Owen are working

Teddy: "What?"

Arizona: "I've tried to ignore it, the staring. But ever since Christmas, with the guitar and the singing and the stolen looks...well, I noticed it, and I can't...unnotice it. It's just, I kind of...I like to fix things...people. I like to fix people."

Teddy: "Oh, no, no. Dr. Hunt and I-"

Arizona: "Ooh, don't, 'cause then you're just lying, and that's no good my point is, you're staring and you're sad. And I think that you need friends that aren't Owen. And that's where I come in, with the fixing. You're going to be friends with me."

Teddy: "I am?"

Arizona: "Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm an awesome friend. So tonight you'll come out with Callie and me...girls' night. Maybe Bailey and Sky will come, too. Say yes to girls' night."

Teddy: "Yes to girls' night."

Arizona: "Yay!"

Teddy: "Oh, yay."

Arizona: "Problem solved. Now for my patient. Elliot Meyer. He needs a lung transplant."

Alex: "Oh, hey. Uh, I'm down with a l-lung transplant."

Arizona: "Oh, no...because you slept with my girlfriend, and I find at when I look at you, I want to hit you with a brick."

Alex: "Dude, that was, like, years ago."

Arizona: "Maybe, but jealousy's a green-eyed monster, and if you ask any one of my kids, they'll tell you, there's no reasoning with a monster. Dude, run away before I find a brick" she shoos him away before turning to face Teddy "As my new friend, don't judge me for that. So...my patient, been treated..."

Derek: "I get it. You're upset Sky is gone. But screwing drug reps is not gonna make you feel better." he tells Mark after catching him having sex with a woman in a closet

Mark: "Yeah, it is."

Derek: "No screwing drug reps in my hospital. Are we clear?"

Mark: "You were much more fun when you weren't chief. You know that?"

Derek: "Get outta here."

Mark: "Ah. Dr. Webber. Welcome back."

Richard: "Oh. Thank you, Dr. Sloan." they shake hands as Mark walks out the room 

Owen: "Thank you."

Cristina: "Hey, where are we on him?" she asks coming into the room

Sky: "He was on his way up to the OR when he started bleeding out."

Charles: "Want to give us a hand here, Yang?"

Cristina: "Oh. Big boy needs a little help. No problem. Watch and learn. Clamp."

Owen: "Push 2 of ativan. Percy, let's get him on his side. Cristina, watch that neck." he says when they try to take their patient to the OR and he starts seizing 

Woman: "Oh, my god! What are they doing to that man?!" she calls out just before the man's wound burst and blood squirts everywhere 

Cristina: "Oh! Okay. Applying pressure."
Sky: "Get him back into the room."

Richard: "Heard your surgery was canceled." he walks alongside Sky

Sky: "Yeah, he died before we could get him up to the OR. Heard you were doing an awake surgery on Harper Avery."

Richard: "Have you ever met him before?"
Sky: "Once or twice. First time we met it took almost an hour to convice him that I was actually Sky Rivers."

Richard: "Well if you have time you should stop by. Come see the surgery for yourself."
Sky: "Will do."

Mark: "Thank you for your help on that project." he says to a woman he came out of a closet with

Woman: "Uh-huh."

Mark: "Same time tomorrow?" he shakes her hand 

Woman: "Yeah."

Callie: "Oh, let me guess. Still no call from Sky." she says when he comes over to her

Mark: "Nothing. But it's okay. I've moved on."

Callie: "Okay. Yeah, getting out of bed and not wearing sweats around the apartment all day is a sign of progress. Sleeping with the nurses? Not so much."

Mark: "Well, I wouldn't have to sleep with nurses if you'd put out."

Callie: "I'm in a committed, loving adult relationship."

Mark: "Tried that. Didn't work." he eyes a woman that walks past them

Callie: "Okay, whatever. Just come take a look at this face CT on my patient. Come on."

Mark: "Get the hell outta here, Karev."

Alex: "What?"

Mark: "Get the hell out. Now!" he orders him and they watch as Alex walks out the room confused 

Derek: "What was that?"

Mark: "I don't like that guy."

Callie: "He overheard Sky thanking Alex for helping her the night they broke up. He thinks they slept together."

Derek: "They didn't. She got drunk, he put her to bed, and then went and slept with Lexie."

Mark: "Whatever. I still don't like him."

Callie: "Don't mind him" she rolls her eyes "He's upset Sky hasn't called him. He's acting out because he can't deal with the real human emotions he's having. Ask him how many nurses he's slept with today."

Derek: "You're sleeping with nurses now?"

Mark: "You said no drug reps. And I'm a grown man. I can screw whoever I want."

Derek: "Not in my hospital."

Mark: "What are you gonna do, fire me?"

Derek: "Maybe I will."

Callie: "All right. All right. Enough with the testosterone. Mrs. Nelson's scans are up."

Derek: "No bleed. No fracture. She's good."

Mark: "She's deaf." he declares 

Callie: "Yeah. How'd you know that?"

Mark: "She's got otosclerosis...abnormal bone growth in the middle ear. If I just remove the bones, she'll be able to hear again."

Callie: "Wait. You can restore her hearing?"

Mark: "Yeah."

Callie: "But she's been deaf for years."

Mark: "Yeah. She doesn't have to be."

Derek: "Just because you removed the bone?"

Mark: "What'd I just say? She doesn't have to be deaf anymore. I can fix it. I'm that good. You still want to fire me?"

Woman: "What's going on, Kathy?"

Kathy: "You're serious? All this time, I just needed to make her go to the doctor?"

Callie: "Well, that doesn't matter now. What matters is that Dr. Sloan can do the surgery right after I operate on the knee. That accident might have been the best thing that ever happened to you."

Woman: "What's going on?"

Kathy: "Who are you? You're like some miracle worker or something. Thank you. Thank you so much." she pulls Mark into a hug and he checks out her butt making Callie give him a look

Woman: "What the hell is going on?"

Kathy: "Mom...Dr. Sloan can give you your hearing back!"

Callie: "Don't you dare sleep with that woman." she whispers to him

Mark: "No?"

Woman: "What?!"

Callie: "No." she sternly says

Kathy: "Dr. Sloan, come and tell her yourself." she motions him over to the bed

Mark: "Mrs. Nelson! I'm Dr. Sloan! I have some very good news for you!" he loudly says and Callie chuckles to herself

Callie: "Dr. Sloan, good timing. Dr. Karev and I are pretty much done."

Mark: "What the hell are you looking at?"

Alex: "Nothing, I was just-"

Mark: "Get out of my OR , Karev."

Callie: "Mark, you're way out of line here."

Alex: "It's fine. I'll go. He's got serial killer eyes. I'm almost done here anyway."

Callie: "You sure?"

Alex: "Yeah." he nods before walking out the room

Callie: "That is enough."

Mark: "Hey, it's funny. Did you see the guy's face?"

Callie: "No, it is sad and pathetic. Okay? And you have a choice here. Sloan and her baby leaving you can either be the worst or the best thing that happened to you. You can grow up, find a woman to love and have a baby. Or you can be the ass attending who abuses the residents and screws whatever walks into this hospital. So just pick one. Would you drape the ear, please?"

Mark: "I get it. You got used to being the one person she could count on. And suddenly, you're supposed to just move on, get a life that doesn't involve taking care of the one person you thought needed you. It's hard."

Kathy: "Okay. Yeah. Except, no, I am not gonna miss taking care of her. I wasted years of my life and I was miserable. But now...I can do anything. Right? I mean, I could...I could move out...get my own place...have men over...men that look like you."

Woman: "I was taking care of you, you little tramp."

Kathy: "Mom?" she sits up in her chair to look at her closely 

Woman: "No one asked you to move in. You were getting a divorce. You had no place to go. So you came home. I didn't need you to take care of me. I was fine, happy. But I let you, because I was taking care of you."
Kathy: "You heard all that? Mom, you can hear."
Woman: "I can?"

Kathy: "Yeah."

Woman: "Oh, my god. I can. I can! Say something. Say something else." she says excited 

Kathy: "Okay, uh...I'm moving out, mom."

Woman: "I heard that."

Kathy: "Whoo!" she cheers before her mom shushes her "Oh, sorry."

Sky: "Night Karev." she pats the door to the room he's in

Alex: "Did you tell Sloan we were together?" he calls out making her stop and turn back to face him

Sky: "What?"

Alex: "Look I like you, but don't go telling your ex some lie about us being together so you can make him jealous."

Sky: "What the hell are you talking about? I didn't tell Mark anything."
Alex: "Then why is he kicking me out of ORs?"

Sky: "Shouldn't you be asking him that?" she questions as his pager goes off and he gets up

Mark: "Karev!" he calls out when he sees him coming out of an oncall room 

Alex: "Look, dude, she's not my girlfriend. So whatever business you two have to work out..."

Mark: "I'll stop. The yelling, the throwing you out of ORs, it's over."

Alex: "Thank you" he nods and goes to walk away but turns back "We never slept together. She got drunk and then talked about you the whole time. Even if we did try to, she would have killed the mood so..." he shrugs before walking away and the door opens again to show Lexie coming out while fixing her jacket

Lexie: "Oh...Dr. Sloan. Hello."

Mark: "Dr. Grey." he smirks at her before walking away

Owen: "You won't make that."

Derek: "I'll make it. I told off one of my heroes today. I can do anything."

Owen: "You know, Teddy did an ex vivo lung repair today. That's pretty incredible."

Mark: "I slept with my patient's daughter just now, after restoring her mother's hearing. Don't worry, Derek. I promise never to do it again. Wow. We suck." he says once they all try to shoot a ball into the hoop and miss 

Derek: "They were just leaving." he says when Richard comes into the room

Mark: "We were?"

Derek: "Yeah."

Mark: "Right. We were. Night, Webber." he hands Richard the ball before himself and Owen walk out the room

Richard: "Uh...good night."

Arizona: "Why couldn't we have gone dancing for girls' night...or bowling?"

Callie: "We took a vote. You lost. Besides, it's fun."

Arizona: "Mm. Says who?"

Callie: "Bailey's face. Look at it."

Bailey: "Go, go, go. Come on, come on, come on" she says excitedly and the ball shoots out the machine and she tries to hit it "Aah!"

Teddy: "That's all right. That's all right."

Cristina: "You know, I'm in love with Teddy. I love her."

Meredith: "You're like Lexie with the inappropriate feelings for inappropriate people."

Cristina: "What can I say? My heart lives in my scalpel."

Bailey: "Those were trick balls."

Sky: "Bailey, you just gotta be taller." she jokes

Bailey: "I gotta...girl, you know what?" she laughs before the ball shoots out again and she hits it and they all cheer

Teddy: "That's what I'm talking about!"

Cristina: "Oh, yes!"

Bailey: "Beat that, Yang!" she hands the bat to her and saunters over to where Sky is standing and high fives her 

Cristina: "Oh, no. It's Teddy's turn. It's gonna feel great when you connect. It's like making your first incision. Take it. It's just you, the bat and the ball."

Teddy: "Yeah, I'm a badass chick, Cristina. I've swung a bat before."

Cristina: "Okay, let's see it. Let's see it." Teddy hits the ball and they all cheer for her

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