Regina: I miss Gretchen.
Cady: You still have me.
Regina: It's not the same. I can talk to Gretchen about things that I can't talk about with you.
Cady: Okay, well like what?
Regina: Well, for instance the annoying things that you do.
Cady: Regina!
Regina: See, I can't talk to you!
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Damian: *Jumps on table* Quick, the floor is lava!
Cady: I don't understand. There are no volcanoes nearby-
Janis: *Face-plants on the floor* Ahhhh... the sweet release of death.
Damian: Dang it guys! Can't we just have one nice thing?
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Cady: I don't normally download films illegally because I am an honest and hardworking person.
Janis: And she doesn't know how to.
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Ms. Norbury: Why is your report card taped to the ceiling?
Cady: You said bring my grades up.
Ms. Norbury: ... You're right I did say that. Lemme see them.