Cady: Janis, you're embarrassing me!
Janis: Welcome to the rest of your life!
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Aaron: What do you find most attractive in boys?
Janis: Usually, their girlfriends.
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Janis: I'm a confident driver.
Damian: You almost ran someone over!
Janis: Confidently.
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Damian: So, Janis has these insanely strong views on everything. Go on. Ask her something that no one should have views on.
Cady: Hey, Janis, what's the worst multiple of four?
Janis: Twelve, obviously!
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Gretchen: So, I heard an interesting rumor today-
Regina: Only one? I started at least twelve.
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*Janis and Damian meeting for the first time*
Janis: I'll give you a ride.
Damian: Ooh! In your pickup truck?
Janis: Are you saying that just because I'm a lesbian I drive a pickup truck?
Damian: Well, do you?
Janis: Shut up
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Cady: How do you take your coffee?
Janis: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.
Cady: So, white chocolate mocha.
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Damian: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitation! It's supposed to say 'Cady's Birthday!'
Janis: What does it say instead?
Damian: 'Cady's bi'.
Janis: Hey, that could still work.