Regina: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Cady: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate.
Karen: Smad.
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Cady: Aw, you guys are like the king and queen of North Shore.
Janis: As long as I get to be the king.
Damian: I wanna be the queen!
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Regina: Cady, my arch nemesis.
Janis: I thought I was your arch nemesis.
Regina: I have a life outside of you, Janis.
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Damian: Hey Janis, are you free on Friday night, like around 8:00?
Janis: Yes?
Damian: What about you Cady?
Cady: Yes, I am.
Damian: Great, because I'm not, but you two can go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Janis: Did he just-
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Cady, giving everyone a small piece of the crown: You're all stars, equally shining and spectacular.
Cady, giving the entire rest of the crown to Janis: Except you, you are the sun.
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Cady: I don't want to hurt his feelings.
Janis: Hurt his feel- do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings?
Cady: Yeah, don't you?
Janis: No. How do you ever get anything done?
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Janis, hungover: I know it sounds like I'm joking, but I really feel like I'm actually gonna die.
Damian: You used to be so into dying. Remember when you dug your own grave in the backyard?
Janis: is it still there because I'm ready!