Janis: I'd date you...
Cady: What?
Janis: I SAID I HATE YOU!
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Janis: You're giving me a sticker?
Damian: Not just any sticker. That's a picture of a cat saying 'me-wow'.
Janis: I'm not a preschooler.
Damian: Fine, I can just take it back-
Janis: *hisses and holds the sticker close to her* I earned this! Back off!
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Janis: That was my sarcastic voice.
Cady: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice
Janis: I've been told that.
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Cady: What does W-T-F stand for?
Damian: WOW That's Fierce
*Later at the mall. Regina trying on clothes*
Regina: I need opinions! Quick.
Gretchen: You look amazing!
Karen: Haha it's pink :)
Cady: W-T-F!!!
Regina: Excuse me?
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Damian: *Walking around, still disappointed six hours after visiting the aquarium*
Cady: What did you think a tiger shark was Damian?
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Damian: Cady, will you do me the honor of becoming my sister-in-law?
Janis: Did you just propose to Cady for me?
Damian: WELL SOMEONE HAD TO JANIS!
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Damian: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Janis: Which one? I can't do both!
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Janis: How many times do I have to apologize?
Regina: Once.
Janis: ....No