JUSTICE LEAUGE
THE AVENGERS ACTORS
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PETA PAKA
something crazy just happened
BLOCK WINDOW
I'm here
LOWKEY
I've arrived
IRON PANTS
this doesn't have to do with that girl does it
STEEP ROGER
I'm telling you
she's pregnant
BRUTE BANTER
whO's pregNanT?
THORN
no one
evans is being stupid
HONK AYE
I back that up
BLOCK WINDOW
can all you men shut up
for just a second
THORN
yes m'lady
BLOCK WINDOW
okay tom what's wrong
PETA PAKA
so you know that girl from twitter
LOWKEY
no I do not
STEEP ROGER
can someone fill him in please
THORN
well why can't you do it
STEEP ROGER
well why can't you
huh?
gotcha Hemsworth
IRON PANTS
here are some screenshots
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BLOCK WINDOW
all I got from that was a bunch
of immature man-children
talking about tinder
PETA PAKA
yes that pretty much what happened
BRUTE BANTER
okay so now that we know this
g i r l
fill us in on the tea
PETA PAKA
we matched on tinder
THORN
I KNEW IT WAS TINDER
TAKE THAT EVANS
STEEP ROGER
HEY
IRON PANTS
boys
just shut up please
THORN
yes
STEEP ROGER
yes sir
LOWKEY
I'm having trouble seeing the problem here
PETA PAKA
theres no problem I just thought
you should know
BRUTE BANTER
well do you have her number?
PETA PAKA
no
LOWKEY
well thats a problem
PETA PAKA
well she lives in Chicago
and I'm here in Kingston
BLOCK WINDOW
and?
if you like her so much
that shouldn't be a problem
PETA PAKA
okAy
whosaidilikedher
IRON PANTS
son
you do
PETA PAKA
i do
PETA PAKA
wait why did I say that
STEEP ROGER
because whatever downey says
is correct
PETA PAKA
oh boy
BLOCK WINDOW
well then go visit her
HONK AYE
you're coming to the states
on Saturday anyways
PETA PAKA
wait I am?
THORN
we have ACE
remember
PETA PAKA
the convention?
THORN
yes the convention
which happens to be stopping in Chicago
PETA PAKA
bloody hell
I should tell her that
IRON PANTS
no
just show up on her doorstep
and propose
PETA PAKA
okay I will
BLOCK WINDOW
tom
he was being sarcastic there
PETA PAKA
u know I don't
read sarcasm well!!
LOWKEY
we can tell
IRON PANTS
who said I was being sarcastic?
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TINDER!
hey girl
*swings through the sky*
*cause I'm spiderman*
wow is this another pick up line
twice in one day omg
let me finish!
dude you're really slow at typing
but continue
*keeps swinging*
oh no!
I hit a bird!
okay wth kind of pick up line is this
y/n!!
i'm sorry!!!
go ahead!
*hits bird*
oh no!
the crash made me drop something!
*swings towards ground to see where it landed*
*sees it landed in this chat*
what did you drop
my number
(845)- (XXX)-(XXXX)
...
did you just leave me on seen
...
y/n?
crap was that too forward?
...
frick I'm sorry
*swings away*
dude chill
give a girl a minute to freak out
freak out?
yes
you literally just gave me your number
wait you were freaking out over that???
d u h
I thought you said u weren't my fan
hm?
wow don't be putting words in my mouth
it's perfectly normal for a girl
to scream for a minute
after a cute guy drops his digits
cute guy
okay don't start
you think I'm cute?
I said don't start
you know you're freaking cute
it's not a surprise
...
dude
...
tom?
...
crap I'm sorry if I made this awkward
I thought this convo was going somewhere else
omg chill y/n
a guy needs a minute to scream
FRICK YOUUUUUU
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
yeah
tbh
I bet you're an ugly crier
I bet you're just ugly in general
okay that did't work
cause you literally just called me cute
people lie sometimes
wait were you lying?
...
y/n wth
...
bloody hell
...
Y/N!!!
this is literally you
why is that so relevant to this
that's scary
god I wish I was Zendaya
me too
good to know we agree on something