y/n: "[best friend]! Wake up!"
best friend: "Hmm..... [y/n]? What are you doing? It's almost midnight."
y/n: "Wake up. Please."
best friend: "Alright, alright. What's wrong?"
y/n: "I can't do this."
best friend: "Do what?"
y/n: "This! I don't know how long I can keep up being Soobin's girlfriend."
best friend: "There's nothing to keep up, you are his girlfriend."
y/n: "Exactly! I can't handle it, there's too much pressure and... and..."
best friend: "And what? Did he kiss you today?"
y/n: "No, I managed to dodge that."
best friend: "You think you'd be happy that he wants to kiss you since you said he's famous in reality..."
y/n: "That's besides the point. I was helping him look for something and then I opened his drawer and... he had..."
best friend: "He had what? Expired food?"
y/n: "No."
best friend: "Was there a bug or something?"
y/n: "No, worse."
best friend: "Can you give me a hint?"
y/n: (sighs) "He had all these photos of us. Like, photobooth strips."
best friend: "And what's wrong with that?"
y/n: "What's wrong is that I don't remember any of it because it's not real for me! I feel like a fraud."
[Y/N flops down on bed]
best friend: "Why don't you just ask him about all the stuff you don't know?"
y/n: "That would be way too suspicious. He would think I had certifiable amnesia or something."
best friend: "Tell me what all your questions are. Maybe I can help you find the answers somehow."
y/n: "You are pretty good at sleuthing..."
best friend: "Go ahead. Hit me."
y/n: "Well... I want to know how we stayed together so long? When was our first kiss? Do our families get along?"
best friend: "Noted. Anything else?"
y/n: "That's all I can think of for now."
best friend: "Really? Are you sure you're not missing anything?"
y/n: "I probably am but I'll have to learn everything else organically."
best friend: "Jesus. You really are dense."
y/n: "What's that supposed to mean?"
best friend: "You've been together for three years now, right?"
y/n: "Right."
best friend: "Aren't you wondering if you've ever..."
y/n: "If I've ever...?"
best friend: "I mean, aren't you wondering if you guys have ever done it?"
y/n: (gasps) "Please stop talking!"
best friend: "Come on. It never crossed your mind?"
y/n: "No! Because we haven't!"
best friend: "Maybe you haven't but the other you--"
y/n: "Go back to sleep."
best friend: "You can't avoid it for--"
y/n: "Fine, then I'm sleeping."
best friend: "You haven't even brushed your teeth."
y/n: "I won't get a cavity overnight. I'll live."
best friend: "Are you seriously--"
y/n: "Good. Night."
best friend: (sighs) "Oh, to be young and naive."
y/n: "I heard that."