A/N This is the same friend, still hilarious texts. They should all just be from her. :)
Notes you should know: she is doing running start this year, so in college classes. Two of these messages refer to job shadows she did (try to figure out which ones hahaha). She has friends that are native, she is not racist. Fair warning: there is name calling of friends and she may curse.
~~~~~ These will separate different subjects of the texts messages. Others are different messages individually sent, but same topic.
Enjoy!
I like how my English table is just chilling outside together. #friends
#allofusarehardcoregeeks
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I HATE WAITING FOR MY PEASENT BROTHER
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Where is Mrs swagger
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Geography: where we randomly discuss if crack is different from cocaine
#welcometocollege
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You're the only one to text me all day
I like it.
Suddenly people are texting me. I almost don't like this.
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Help. Douglas is mad I don't like his facial hair.
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Wen introducing me the class one of the guys just said "I wonder if she's single." Then the girl sitting across from him, "YOU CANT JUST ASK THAT!!"
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Natives are seriously crazy.
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(Me): It'll happen captain
(Her): Aye aye
[insert ship and saluting person emjoi here]
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"Cody, you're a whore with your whore cardigan." Basically English class
Cody just smiled like... "Yeah......" Then bowed his head down
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Our geography conversations... Noo
We were talking about rape at the beginning then at the end, condoms.. wtf
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I like how we get Cody in English's attention. "HEY HOOKER!"
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Why do u have so much water? Ready for a nuclear attack?
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*Walks around house singing sad love songs*
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Almost dated my essay for 2012. I'm a little behind.
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My shuffle knows what's up. Song called "help our souls" comes on when I suddenly lose how to write a paper
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You're the only person I've texted all day. Feel special.
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I'll show u tomorrow. And yea. Writing is life.
Writing for fun anyways.
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Ahhhhhhh
My damn internal clock is off.
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Probably. I just be pro at not sleeping. Coming from someone who wakes up at 4am for work for fun.
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I have my cat for moral support right now.
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I made a finals week playlist. It a accurate. Starts with bet my life by imagine dragons onto afraid and staying up by the neighborhood and every night by dragons
Ending with the hanging tree
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When I have a sentence longer than seven words, apparently that's a crime because its incomprehensible to the crowd.
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"Your assignment is to catch more Pokemon"
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We just discussed pick up lines for crazy people. "Hello, I am a sociopath, nice to meet you" "I'd be nice to meet other people, wait I am other people!!"
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Mistaken for another person today
#noimnotyourgirlfriend
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I just got an audible "ohhhhh" from my dad when I told my brother to leave after he said he was tired of listening to us bicker.
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Is it sad when I have a favorite Starbucks barista. ....
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I think I accidentally texted your mom rather than becky [A/N my sister, yes my friend has their numbers]
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Someone is hungover in my econ class. His friends didn't even show up because they didn't feel well
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Again. #iamnotyourgirlfriend
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"Thats the second time you've broken that hose." "Shut up I know"
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"You're probably going to go out into the town and party, I know it." Me: laughs vigorously
Me: dies laughing