Bold= lucas
Italic= athanasia
>> incoming call: bae🍕 💕<<
"athanasia? Yo, what's up!"
"..."
"athanasia?"
"hiks hiks"
"wait, you're crying? Who made you crying? Lemme kill that bullshit"
"it's lucas"
"..."
"what?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH LUUUCAAAS OMG OMG OMG OMG HIKS HUWAAAAA"
"..."(system error)
"WTF JUST HAPPENING ATHANASIA?!"
"OMG LUCAS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY. OMG OMG OMG. YOU KNOW LUCAS, IJIKIEL, BASKETBALL FRIEND MATCH, HANDKERCHIEF, NOSEBLED, AAAAAAARGHHHH"
"rip my ears. Okay Athanasia, let's calm down first"(lol this is me)
"CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN? YOU ASKED ME TO CALM DOWN?CALM DOWN MY ASS! AAAAARGHH I DON'T WANT TO CALM! KYAAAAA"(and this is you guys my dear readers😂)
"holyshit I wasn't expecting this"
"ok ok I will calm down, I will. Breath in breath out breat--"
"..."
"ARGHH I CAN'T CALM. AAAAAAAAAARGH"
"..."
"I'm hanging up"
"wait no, I didn't tell you the sto--"
"beep...beep"
~♥~
"hello? Eh? Lucas?"
"hey doggo, can you call the doctor?"
"why?"
"I think my ears bleeding"