"The Very First Christmas" is a Christmas song sung by SpongeBob, Patrick, and other citizens of Bikini Bottom in the episode "Christmas Who?" It also appears as the first track on Nick Holiday.
Lyrics:
SpongeBob and Patrick: It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal average everyday.
Squidward: Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.
SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
SpongeBob and Patrick: The world feels like it's in loverly!
Squidward: Go away before I harm you bodily.
SpongeBob and Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
Squidward: What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!
Plankton: People seem a little more brotherly.
Mr. Krabs: Here's a special something to you from me.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Even all the trash on Christmas, it smells so sweetly.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob and Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
SpongeBob: Yahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!
Squidward: What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Squidward: SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree!
Others: Tonight things are as good as they seem to be!
Patrick: A star on top will complete all the scenery!
All: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!