Avengers group-chat x reader

By StarrForshaw

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Exsactly as it says in the title. More

Metting Venom.
Pranks
Spider-ling?
Wait, What?
3 AM
Y/n is scary. Also Wakanda.
Strange.
Nick-names
Tony finds out.
Drunken idiots
Surprise!
Ships
Guardians of the Galaxy
I regret nothing.
Guys!
Authors Announcement!
Siblings.
Wait, Touch or Dare?
I told you so
Thank you!
You're telling him.
Weird Philosophical Questions.
X-Men
So I have a plan.
Yeah, so...
Bang, Marry, Kill.
Gaydar.
Authors Announcement.
The Virus.
The Virus, another message.
First date - All girl chat.
Meet Damian.
Quiz Time! But only for the guys.
PRIDE
It's pride month.
Competition.
A/N
It's called Dyslexia.
Chadwick Boseman.
For Selena.
Important
Should I Do Another Chatroom?

We need to find humour in this.

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By StarrForshaw

~ Tony has a created a group-chat~

Tony- Guys. I can't do this.

Y/n- Do what?

Tony- Stay in the tower.

Rylan- ... Bitch you have a theatre, indoor pool, arcade and other shit in the tower stop fucking complaining.

Y/n- Seconded. I'm just staying in on my phone, reading fanfiction, and i'm perfectly happy.

Tony- What kind of fanfiction?

Rylan- Why do you wanna know?

Y/n- It's not about you, if that's what you're wondering.

Wanda- Yeah right.

Rylan- Ew.

Tony- Like you don't read fanfiction.

Rylan- I do.

Wade- What kinda fanfiction?

Rylan- You guys are weird people.

Loki- Is it about me?

Clint- It so is.

Rylan- Canary we all know you read fanfic about you and Sonic.

Madleyn- Intresting.

Tony- Do you ever send text messages longer than one word?

Madleyn- No.

Pietro- Anyone else notice how Rylan avoided the question?

Rylan- Anyone else notice how people avoid your esistence?

Clint- I don't!

Wanda- Madelyn does.

Madelyn- Who?

Pietro- :(

Nat- Now he's sad.

Rylan- Who is?

Steve- Pietro.

Rylan- ...Pietro who?

Y/n- The speedster on our team who has saved everyone's lives multiple times that we should all appreciate?

Madelyn- (-_-)>""

Rylan- Don't know what you're talking about.

Bucky- Why do you hate him?

Clint- I wanna know. :(

Rylan- Not even gonna answer that.

Wade- But-

Sam- Hush.

Wanda- I know why.

Madleyn- Why?

Pietro- Did I do something?

Sam- No. More what you didn't do.

Wanda- Yep, pretty much.

Y/n- Just tell us.

Sam- Well, back with the whole thing with Ultron, Pietro was almost shot a heck ton.

Y/n- And?

Sam- Rylan saved him. 

Bucky- Why do I feel like there's a but?

Sam- Because there is. She saved him but he never thanked her. Or like, acknowledged it.

Y/n- Wow, Pietro, that's kinda rude.

Pietro- I did not ask to be saved. 

Nat- Well you were. So suck it up.

Clint- Speedy...do you need to talk to somebody? I'm sure Madelyn wants to.

Madelyn- No.

Pietro- I'm fine.

Sam- Yeah, Rylan still hates you.

Clint- Shame. She doesn't know she's missing out on.

Y/n- At least speak to Rylan. She's here in the chat!

Pietro- Fine. Rylan i'm sorry. Thank you for saving my life.

Sam- She says'Ok.'

Wanda- I'm proud of you, Pietro.

Pietro- Thanks.

Y/n- Anything Madelyn wants to add?

Madelyn- No.

Y/n- Thank you for that sentiment.

Madelyn- Yep.

Scott- Well that got depressing real quick.

Wade- Yep. Anyways!

Steve- How is everyone's social distancing going?

Nat- Well, to be fair, we're all in the same tower anyways so we can all see eachother.

Wade- Well-

Peter- Wade No.

Steve- You better not be meeting in groups of 6 or more.

Tony- Whatever, dad.

Bucky- Steve isn't into that.

Y/n- Oooooo

~Bucky has logged off~

Sam- Well then.#

Nat- Not surprised.

Madelyn- Yeah.

Tony- Okay, this is actually getting annoying. Say something more than one word!

Madleyn- No.

Y/n- Tony leave her alone.

Tony- Whatcha gonna do bout it?

Y/n- Wouldn't you like to know.

Tony- You know you'd come over right now.

Wanda- Oh great. Here we go again.

Y/n- You wish.

Tony- Hmph.

Steve- Okay, that's enough.

Bruce & Madelyn- Agreed.

Clint- Anyways!

Steve- What are you all doing?

Madleyn- Playing.

Clint- Watching a movie.

Wanda- Well i'm cooking because apparently no one else will.

Y/n- Doesn't Rylan cook?

Pietro- Yeah.

Wanda- She hasn't cooked since the lockdown.

Loki- I haven't seen her lately...

Sam- Same.

Wade- Well-

Peter- Wade.

Wade- Sorry.

Loki- Where is she?

Nat- I would suggest her room. That's where she usually is.

Sam- Or the music room.

Scott- Or the Library.

Wade- Pfft.

Peter- Why don't you just ask her?

Wade- She won't answer.

Peter- Oh.

Pietro- We could just spam the chat till she answers?

Wade- No.

Sam- Yeah, that won't work. If she isn't answeing she probably has her phone on silent.

Wade- Or isn't here.

Sam- True.

Y/n- Where is she?

Rylan- Hey guys. Sorry was watching a film.

Y/n- In the movie theatre?

Rylan- No.

Clint- But you weren't in the theatre-

Rylan- No you watermelon. I was watching it with a friend. I'm in Britain.

Y/n- What?!

Sam- Did you just call Clint a watermellon?

Steve- I don't think that's the key issue.

Clint- I'm offended.

Rylan- That was the idea. Friggin' watermelon.

Clint- Hmph.

Steve- Not the point.

Clint- But Steve!

Y/n- You're in Britain?

Rylan- Yeah. I'm with Sherlock.

Loki- Sherlock?

Rylan- Yeah.

Rylan-

Rylan- That's him.

Loki- :(

Sam- Jealous?

Loki- No!

Nat- Defensive.

Loki- It's like Madleyn saying she doesn't like Pietro. Totally true.

Madylen- Yes.

Y/n- No.

Rylan- If you think that's true there is something seriously wrong.

Sam- Well then.

Loki-  What? She's telling the truth.

Madleyn- Yes. 

Rylan- Eh. There's an easy way to test it, Sonic?

Pietro- Madelyn, will you go out with me?

~Madleyn is typeing~

Y/n- Oooo

Sam- The suspence.

Rylan- You people are really weird.

~Madelyn is typeing~

Wanda- She must be making a long paragraph of her feelings.

Y/n- I ship it!

Clint- Pietro better start preparing for a date.

Rylan- Ew.

Sam- What is wrong with you?

Rylan- Good queston.

Loki- Nothing is wrong with her.

Y/n- Right.

~Madleyn is typing~

Pietro- Madleyn?

Rylan- Give her time to answer dude. Jeez.

Loki- Yeah Pietro.

~Madleyn is typing~

Nat- Speaking of, Rylan you and Pietro good now?

Rylan- Yeah it's all good.

Wanda- Good.

Madleyn- No.

Pietro- Huh?

Rylan- Ha! Couldn't've put it better myself.

Clint- I thought you said you and speedy were good/

Rylan- I did. I never said I was gonna stop making fun of him.

Madelyn- What?

Loki- Pfft.

Pietro- Nothing.

Rylan- Oh! That reminds me, I won't be back for a while. Because of the lockdown i'm stuck here. :)

Madelyn- Okay.

Loki- Awwe.

Tony- This has been...en;ightening.

Y/n- How was this enlightening?

Tony- Rylan is stck in another country, Madleyn only uses one word in all of her texts, and I just want to come over, but you won't let me!

Madleyn- Yes.

Rylan- Since when were they a thing?

Y/n- We're not.

Rylan- Yeah like I believe that.

Clint- Hey Rylan what did you watch with Sherlock?

Rylan- He wanted to watch Mama Mia.

Loki- -_-

Y/n- Ooo

Nat- I thought you didn't like Mama Mia?

Rylan- I don't.

Loki- So you watched it just for him?

Thor- Brother, maybe you shouldn't do this.

Loki- No!

Rylan- To be perfectly honest, it was a way of saying thanks for letting me stay.

Nat- I don't think that helps.

Loki- What?!

Y/n- Ooo

Madleyn- Drama.

~Madleyn has logged off~

Rylan- Dude, chill. Look there's nothin' going on.

Clint- Didn't you tell me you use to like him?

Rylan- Dude why?!

Loki- Bur Rylannn!

Y/n- Madleyn was right. Drama.

Rylan- ...Have I ever told you how good the film Grease is?

Loki- Huh?

Clint- She's avoiding the topic.

Rylan- I hate you.

Clint- I love you too.

Loki- WHAT

Rylan- Sorry the word 'love' can not be found within this database.

Sam- Pfft.

Loki- =(

Y/n- This is juicy.

Tony- You know what would be juicier?

Y/7n- Orange juice?

Rylan- ANYWAYS.

Clint- Why don't you just add Sherlock and he can tell us nothing's going on?

Rylan- The fuck is wrong with you?

Loki- No!

Rylan- You know what if y'all will stop talking about this then fine.

~Rylan has added Sherlock~

Rylan- Please explain to them how there is nothing going on.

Sherlock- Hello.

Loki- ?

Clint- Hi.

Rylan- I suddenly have a bad feeling about this.

Sherlock- How are you all?

Nat- Most of us are fine.

Sherlock- Most?

Nat- Long story.

Rylan- Basocally, Sonic was rejected and Loki's freaking out about us watching Mama Mia.

Sherlock- Ah.

Clint- Anyways!

Sherlock- Rylan and I are just friends.

Rylan- Thank you!

Sherlock- Of course.

Rylan- Anyways, not that that's cleared up.

Sherlock- I'm gonna order food. Do you want any?

Loki- What?!

Y/n- Can they ship pizza? Cause I'm really in the mood for pizza.

Tony- Just ask me! Or cook it yourself!

Rylan- Yay! I don't have to cook now!

Wanda- You're cooking over there?

Rylan- Yeah. It's a heck ton easier to cook for just three people.

Sherlock- She is great at cooking.

Y/n- Three people?

Rylan- Me, him and John. And thanks!

Tony- Who the fuck is John?

Rylan- Sherlock's boyfriend.

Sherlock- Nooo!!

Y/n- Sounds suspicious to me.

Rylan- Dude he sin't here. This is a safe area.

Sherlock- No.

Rylan- Fine. I'll just ask him out myslef thwen.

Sherlock- No!

Rylan- And why not?

Sherlock- Uh...

Rylan- If you don't give me a reason I'm'a ask him out.

Sherlock- I'm...not gay.

Rylan- How is that a reason not to ask him out?

Sherlock- I'm a guy?

Rylan- I meant me. But whatever I guess.

Sherlock- Oh.

Rylan- Anyways! Moving on from that. I'll talk to you later.

Sherlock- Okay.

~Sherlock has logged off~

Y/n- What now? Cause i'm gonna go back to reading.

Rylan- Well, I'm just gonna contemplate how he didn't know I was lying. Me? Date? Ew. No.

Loki- What?

Y/n- Is there something going on there, Loki?

Clint- Oooooo

Sam- Bur Rylan, didn't you say-

~Sam has logged off~

Rylan- Oh no. What has happened to Sam?

Loki- Rylan?

Rylan- Yeah?

Loki- What did you do?

Y/n- You.

Rylan- I am innocent in this.

Nat- Yeah right.

Tony- You totally did something to Sam.

Steve- Rylan...you know Bucky loves Sam very much.

Bucky- No!

Rylan- I didn't do anything. It was Wade.

Wade- Lies!

Rylan- Is not. Y'all are dating.

Y/n- Oooo

Tony- Pfft.

Bucky- Wait...what?

Rylan- Yeah. It's really cute.

Nat- Cute?

Rylan- Did I say cute? I meant, uh, relationships ew.

Bucky- Pfft.

Wade- >:)

Rylan- Heh, anyways.

Y/n- Can I go back to fanfiction now?

Rylan- Sure.

Y/n- Woo.

Tony- Wait!

Y/n- What?

Tony- What kind of fanfiction?

Y/n- The kind people write.

Rylan- Fuckin' hell will one of you just ask the other out already?

Steve- Language.

~Steve has logged off~

Rylan- Oh no. Steve has logged off too- Nah I hacked his phone.

Tony- But Y/n!

Y/n-What?

Tony- Any about me?

Y/n- Why d'ya wanna know?

Tony- Because.

~Madleyn has logged on~

Madleyn- Because.

Madleyn- Of.

Madleyn- His.

Madleyn- Big.

Madleyn- Ego.

~Madleyn has logged off~

Tony- Pfft.

Me- Okay. Let's move on.

Wade- You read that wrong didn't you?

Rylan- Shut up.

Tony- Huh?

Rylan- DON'T ASK.

Tony- Nooooo

Y/n- You okay Rylan?

Rylan- No.

Tony- Why?

Rylan- I SAID DON'T ASK!

 Tony- Temper.

Rylan- Bitch I swear to god I will fly over there right now and kick your ass.

Tony- Pfft.

Y/n- I wouldn't dount it.

Tony- Anyways.

Y/n- I'm gonna go.

~Y/n has logged off~

Tony- Awwe.

Rylan- Why don't you log off and go see her?

Tony- Good idea.

~Tony has logged off~

Rylan- Maybe we should all log off. It must be getting late for you guys.

Clint- True.

~Everyone apart from Loki and Rylan has logged off~

Loki- That was great!

Rylan- I know your acting was amazing.

Loki- It's just texting.

Rylan- True, but the fact they didn't suspect anything.

Loki- True.

Rylan- So...

Loki- Heheh.

Rylan- :)

Loki- Why don't we talk face to face?

Rylan- Plot convince. And we don't wan anyone to hear us.

Loki- >;)

Rylan- Guess what.

Loki- Hmm?

Rylan- I love you.

Loki- I love you too.

Rylan- Hugs?

Loki- Yes.

Rylan- Yay!

~Loki has logged off~

~Rylan has cleared the chat~

~Rylan has logged off~

~The group chat has disbanded.~

(A/n, I hope this brings some light and comedy in these dark times. And thank you to Madmaral for helping me with this chapter.)

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