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~ Tony has a created a group-chat~

Tony- Guys. I can't do this.

Y/n- Do what?

Tony- Stay in the tower.

Rylan- ... Bitch you have a theatre, indoor pool, arcade and other shit in the tower stop fucking complaining.

Y/n- Seconded. I'm just staying in on my phone, reading fanfiction, and i'm perfectly happy.

Tony- What kind of fanfiction?

Rylan- Why do you wanna know?

Y/n- It's not about you, if that's what you're wondering.

Wanda- Yeah right.

Rylan- Ew.

Tony- Like you don't read fanfiction.

Rylan- I do.

Wade- What kinda fanfiction?

Rylan- You guys are weird people.

Loki- Is it about me?

Clint- It so is.

Rylan- Canary we all know you read fanfic about you and Sonic.

Madleyn- Intresting.

Tony- Do you ever send text messages longer than one word?

Madleyn- No.

Pietro- Anyone else notice how Rylan avoided the question?

Rylan- Anyone else notice how people avoid your esistence?

Clint- I don't!

Wanda- Madelyn does.

Madelyn- Who?

Pietro- :(

Nat- Now he's sad.

Rylan- Who is?

Steve- Pietro.

Rylan- ...Pietro who?

Y/n- The speedster on our team who has saved everyone's lives multiple times that we should all appreciate?

Madelyn- (-_-)>""

Rylan- Don't know what you're talking about.

Bucky- Why do you hate him?

Clint- I wanna know. :(

Rylan- Not even gonna answer that.

Wade- But-

Sam- Hush.

Wanda- I know why.

Madleyn- Why?

Pietro- Did I do something?

Sam- No. More what you didn't do.

Wanda- Yep, pretty much.

Y/n- Just tell us.

Sam- Well, back with the whole thing with Ultron, Pietro was almost shot a heck ton.

Y/n- And?

Sam- Rylan saved him. 

Bucky- Why do I feel like there's a but?

Sam- Because there is. She saved him but he never thanked her. Or like, acknowledged it.

Y/n- Wow, Pietro, that's kinda rude.

Pietro- I did not ask to be saved. 

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