Far From Perfect [S.Uris]

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"I'm Far From Perfect." "Not to me." __________ Just when her life couldn't get any weirder, it does Stanley... Mais

FAR FROM PERFECT
Epigraph
Eden and the Bird Book
Eden and the Dinner
Eden and the Donut Shop
Eden and the Rainfall
Eden and the Kiss
Eden and the Feelings
Eden and the Barrens
Eden and the New Kid
Eden and the Clown
Eden and the Quarry
Eden and Richie's Dating Advice
Eden and the Cleaning Crew
Eden and the Rock War
Eden and the Talk with Bill
Eden and the Garage Catastrophe
Eden and the Pain
Eden and the Sleepover
Eden and Stanley
Eden and the Homecoming
Eden and the Brave Stanley
Eden and the Final Battle
Eden and the Blood Oath

Eden and the Last Day of School

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"Okay, but Bev and I totally aced that project." Eden exclaims as she and Stan walk down the stairs from the science lab.

"In your dreams, Moore. Sam and I probably got better." He nudges her. She chuckles. "Yeah, we'll just have to wait until next year, won't we?"

As they walk out into the hallway, they spot three boys walking ahead. "Walk with us?" Stanley asks, looking to the blonde.

"I don't know.. your friends are kinda lame.." She jokes. Stanley rolls his eyes, taking her hand and pulling her towards Richie, Eddie, and Bill.

"Wait up, you guys!" The curly headed boy calls. "Hey, Stan, What happens at the Bar Mitzvah, anyways?" Bill asks as Stanley and Eden arrive behind them.

"Ed says they slice the tip of your d-d-dick off."

Stanley sends him a disgusted look as Eden seems just as grossed out. "Yeah, And I think the rabbi's gonna pull down your pants, turn to the crowd and say, 'Where's the beef?'" Richie jokes.

They all chuckle. "At the Bar Mitzvah, I read from the Torah, and then I make a speech and suddenly, I become a man." Stanley explains. "So, What? You'll finally hit puberty?" Eden beams, wrapping her arm around his shoulder.

"Ha-Ha very funny." He rolls his eyes. "I like this girl. Hey, Eden, you should hang out with us more often!" Richie yells over the loud booming voices of the other students.

"Yeah, maybe I'll think about it when you hit puberty, Rich. But that might take a while." She smirks.

"Funny joke! I have a funnier one. Your boobs." Richie sneers. "Touché." She smiles, then leans back against Stanley.

"Oh, shit." Richie mutters as they pass by Henry, Victor, Belch, and Patrick. "Don't be scared of them. They're not worth your time." Eden rolls her eyes.

"Think they'll sign my yearbook?" Richie asks, adjusting his glasses. "'Dear Richie, sorry for taking a hot, steaming dump in your backpack last March. Have a good summer!'"

As they walk down the stairs, Stanley's shoulder gets bumped by Greta Keene, who barges into the girl's bathroom.

"Can't believe my mom likes her." Eden sighs. "Hey, you okay?" She asks, turning look at stan, who nods in return.

They finally make it out of the school, then head to the garbage cans, where they begin dumping out their books. "Best feeling ever." Stanley exclaims.

"Yeah? Try tickling your pickle for the first time." Richie responds, grinning widely. "And you still try to convince me that your friends aren't lame?" Eden whispers to Stanley.

"Okay, maybe they're a little lame."

"Yeah, a little."

"Hey, what do you guys wanna do tomorrow?" Eddie inquires. "I start my training." Richie responds.

"Wait, what training?" Eddie eyes him confusedly. "Street Fighter."

"Is that how you wanna spend your summer? Inside of an arcade?"

"Beats spending it inside of your mother." Richie turns back to stan, holding up his hand, yet the boy only pushes it down.

"What if we go to the quarry?" He suggests. "Ooh. Eden, you should come. I bet you'd look good in—"

Stanley slaps his arm. "Ow!" He whines. "Guys, we have the B-B-B-Barrens." Bill reminds. "Right." Stanley nods.

The group becomes oddly silent for a moment, before Eddie speaks up. "Betty Ripsom's mom."

"Is she really expecting to see her come out of that school?" Stanley asks. "I don't know. As if Betty Ripsom's been hiding in Home Ec. for the last few weeks." Eddie says.

"You think they'll actually find her?" Eden cuts in. "Sure. In a ditch. All decomposed, covered in worms and maggots. Smelling like Eddie's mom's underwear." Richie comments.

"Shut up! That's freaking disgusting." The disgusted boy replies. "She's not dead. She's m-m-m-missing." Billy corrects.

"Sorry, Bill. She's missing." Richie sighs, adjusting his large glasses once more. "Hey, I'll come too, if you want. I'd be glad to help you find your brother." Eden smiles.

"Yeah. Thanks, Eden." Bill beams back at her. "Don't expect me to get in the water, though. If I get even one drop onto my clothes, my mom's gonna flip."

"You know the Barrens aren't that bad." Richie states as they begin walking. "Who doesn't love splashing around in shitty water?"

As soon as he says that, Henry pulls him back by his bag, causing him to fall into Stanley and Eden.

They both crash over onto the grass. "Nice Frisbee, Flamer." Patrick smirks, raising Stanley's kippah. "Hey, give it back!"

"Give it back, asshole." Eden speaks up. Patrick laughs, throwing it into a passing bus. "Fucking losers!"

"Stan, are you okay?" Eden asks, helping him up. "Yeah, I'm fine." He sighs, angrily glaring at the bullies.

"You s-s-s-s-suck, Bowers!" Bill yells. "Shut up, Bill." Eddie whispers. Henry slowly turns around. "You s-s-s-say something, B-B-B-Billy? You got a free ride this year 'cause of your little brother. Ride's over, Denbrough." He walks up to him, now towering over the boy.

"Leave it, Henry." Eden speaks up, parting from Stanley to stand beside Bill. "Don't you have better things to do?" She crosses her arms.

"Yeah, you." He says, causing his friends to laugh. "You think you're funny, but your friends should see how you act when they're not around." Eden glares at him.

Henry sighs. "Better watch what you say next time your family invites us over, Moore." He threatens, before looking bcak to Bill.

"This summer's gonna be a hurt train for you and your faggot friends." He licks his palm, then swipes it down Bill's cheek.

"Thanks, Eden." Bill looks over to her. "Sure thing." She smiles. "I wish he'd go missing." Richie says. "He's probably the one doing it." Eddie responds.










"Stan, one day, you're gonna get us both in trouble." Eden chuckles as the two walk beside each other.

For the past month, Stanley has been walking Eden all the way from school to the donut shop, where they would then part ways.

"Derry's Donuts. Isn't even that close to your house. Relax." He nudges her side. "Yeah, but Stell said that he saw my dad's car drive by here once." She responds.

"Yeah, once."

"Okay, fine. I guess, I'm just paranoid, you know? If my parents see us together—"

"They'll Kill us. I know. But is it wrong of me to Wanna hang out with my best friend?" Stanley grins.

"Aww. I'm your best friend?" Her lips form a smile. "Well, if you remembered, I'm friends with Bill, Richie, and Eddie. So, I'm pretty sure you're my favorite."

She chuckles, then stops as they arrive at the donut shop. "Well, thanks for coming with me— as always." She thanks.

"Hey, if it means free donuts next time I see you, I'm always up for it." He jokes. She playfully rolls her eyes, before hugging him goodbye.

She cheerfully makes her way into the shop, running up to Stellen. "Stell! It's summer break!" She excitedly squeals.

"Awesome! Does this mean you get to hang with me more?" He asks hopefully. "Hell yeah, it does." She exclaims, high fiving the boy.

"So, I read this book yesterday—"

"Gross, you read?" Eden asks, taking a donut from the tray and having a large bite from it. "Dennie, you already know this." He says, unamused.

"Yeah. It shocks me every time." She laughs. "Eden, I swear to g—"

"Okay, okay! Just tell me about the book." She laughs. "Okay, So, basically, there was this girl, and then there was this other girl, and they basically became friends with another girl." He says, causing her to send him a confused expression.

"Dude, That sounds like such a great book." She responds. "Really? I wrote it myself. It's called 'Eden, you didn't even listen to a word I said.'"

"Hey! I listen when you go on about books." She lightly slaps his arm. "No you don't."

"Yes I do."

"No. You don't."

"Uh, yes, I d— you know what? Who am I kidding? No I don't." She admits. "Plus, who reads?"

"Actually, a lot of people. Without reading, you couldn't be in school." Stellen responds. "Yeah, Yeah, smartass. Save some intelligence for the rest of us." She jokes.

authors note
Netflix (Canada) thought
they was being slick by
removing IT, by jokes on them,
cause I've got a VPN. so Netflix
can suck it.

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