(A/N what's this? Three updates in a night? You're welcome'
Peter
Guys.
Did you know there are more chickens in the United States than there are humans in the world?
If they really wanted to chickens could totally take over
Sam
Sometimes I wonder how your mind works kid
Tony
Sometimes I wonder if your mind even works
And hey I'm the only one who calls him kid!
Bucky
Well Rew calls him son
Steve
What's wrong with calling Flower son?
Tony
You're not allowed to do that!
Peter
To be fair Mr. Stalker... Mr. Rew didn't imply my brain doesn't work
Steve
Please don't drag me into this
Sam
Why isn't it allowed?
Tony
Because I'M suppose to be the dad figure
Natasha
You're more of a spoiled kid
Clint
Can I be the cool uncle?
Bucky
I'm cooler, therefore, I'm the cool uncle
Clint
>:O
Bucky
There are more faces?
Natasha
I call dibs on the overprotective mom
Pepper
I want the mom role as well
Peter
I went to make myself a sandwich and came back having two moms and two dads? And how many uncles?
Bucky
Wait no I want to be the cool older brother figure
Clint
Which makes me the cool uncle!
Bruce
Stop blowing up my phone
Peter
Mr. Doc sir would you like to join the family I never asked for?
Tony
We didn't ask for you either don't start with that attitude
We still love you though :)
Peter
So mean :(
Tony
You're being overdramatic
Sam
Doc can also be an uncle
Bruce
I'll just go with it
Peter
What about you mister wingman?
Sam
I'll join Deer on being a cool older brother
Bucky
Not as cool as me though
Sam
Says the one named Deer
Bucky
That's on Rew not me
Steve
The name you wanted wasn't appropriate
Bucky
:(
Peter
I love my family so very much
Natasha
I sense heavy sarcasm
Peter
Do you now?
Tony
More sarcasm
Pepper
Isn't it getting late?
Peter
Good point good point
By order of my dear mother, I shall sleep
Haha
Sleep.
I love you all ♡
For real
Clint
I'm a happy uncle :')
Natasha
We love you too маленький цветок
(A/N I think I'll add just a bit after the reveal before ending. Just to wrap things up. And then I can fully focus on the one-shot. Or you know... maybe another new book? :) who knows)