Franziska: How long have you been sleeping with Phoenix Wright?
Mikes: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get- Why would- I- I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- You have- the nerve, the audacity- Wright is my partner, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm? Check and mate.