슬기 ⿻ 별! ⋅ 배! ໑ 생.
When Yoongi and Jisoo act like an old married couple
━ ° .별 : ◌ BICKERING
It may come as a surprise to most but Yoongi and Jisoo often bicker like an old married couple.
Jisoo is seen as the bubbly, energetic wife while Yoongi is often seen as the grumpy husband who, as many times as he says he's annoyed with it, let's her nag and whine at him to no end.
But that only adds to their dynamic even more. Which makes for some very cute interactions off stage.
Once, on an episode of Bon Voyage, Jisoo was getting dressed for their first day out in Dubai. Their first challenge was to buy a gift for their designated member secretly.
Jisoo ended up getting Taehyung. Because she didn't want to ruin the surprise, she paired up with Yoongi on the shopping trip.
But the two would not stop bickering like a married couple the entire time. Most of it came from the fact that Yoongi kept getting jealous. Jealous because Jisoo would not stop asking him what Taehyung would like and because he kept seeing many of the locals eyeing Jisoo.
"Yoongi-ah, isn't this purse pretty?" Jisoo asked, picking up a pretty prize with flowers embroidered on it.
Yoongi, stoic as ever, just shrugged his shoulders. "It's alright."
She sighed, deflating her shoulders. "Why must you seem so unenthusiastic about everything?"
"You asked me about my opinion on a purse and so I gave you one." He replied as they continued to walk. "Not everyone came be as optimistic as you are."
Jisoo laughed a little, thinking about how much he was like a grumpy grandpa.
"Won't you smile for me? It is like we're on a day date."
"I'll smile when I feel like it." He said while giving her a small smile. Knowing it would make her happy.
Jisoo smiled and held his hand. "Now was that so hard?"
Yoongi groaned playfully, pretending to cringe away from her affection yet making no move to release his hold on her dainty hand.
"Whatever you say, my love."
━ ° .별 : ◌ SHOPPING
Though the members do consider themselves humble people, especially with how they always don't go on expensive shopping sprees, they do have their moments where they want to treat themselves to expensive items.
After all, they are young and millionaires. A little shopping never hurt anyone.
Now, when Jisoo is in that moment, she is either with Taehyung ( who she relies on when it comes to choosing outfits ) and Yoongi, whom she usually goes to if she wanted to buy jewelry.
Not a lot of people know but Yoongi has a very keen eye for diamonds and jewelry.
So one day, Yoongi actually decided that both him and Jisoo needed an upgrade on their jewelry. So he took her to the richer side of Seoul and shopped at a jewelry shop where the group got a lot of their custom accessories done.
"Oppa, are we buying jewelry?" Jisoo asked as they entered the store.
They looked like a couple shopping. His fingers were laced with hers and his grip only got tighter when it felt like she was pulling away.
"I would sure hope so in a jewelry store." He mumbled sarcastically, making her smack his arm.
"Must you treat me like I'm a fool?"
"Yeah, but you're my fool, my love." He replied flashing her a smile. "I should just call you my fool from now on."
Jisoo playfully glared at him. "Do it and you're making your own late night dinner for an entire month."
"Whatever you say, my love."
One of the owners of the store quickly came up to them, asking if they needed any help.
"Yes, we were looking into getting custom watches." Yoongi said.
Jisoo looked at hin shocked. She remembered that she had mentioned she always wanted to buy a customer made watch. But that was just last week.
"Oh, are you looking for something that matches?"
"Yes, we are." He said quickly. "I was thinking an AP."
On shopping trips, Yoongi tends to spoil Jisoo rotten. He is one of the other members that will not hesitate in buying an entire Chanel store if it made her happy.
"Yoongi-ah~" Jisoo smiled, feeling warm inside. "You don't have to do this."
"Yeah, but I want to." He said, looking at her. "Besides, you have something that matches you with the others, I want to be the one who matches with you."
Jisoo awed, leaning on his shoulder. "Aww, my grumpy man was jealous."
Yoongi rolled his eyes, liking the smell of her hibiscus flower shampoo in her hair.
"You say anything to the others and I want a divorce."
Jisoo laughed before nodding. "Of course, oppa."
━ ° .별 : ◌ LOVER'S QUARREL
Sometimes, Jisoo wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. It's normal for everyone to have a grumpy morning. Especially if they didn't get enough sleep the night before.
Now, while Jisoo has been getting better, she still has insomnia. Which prevents her from not getting that much sleep some nights.
Which was what happened one morning when the group had to wake up early in the morning to catch a flight at 5 am.
And because there was no more coffee in the house, Jisoo was a walking storm cloud. Which was funny to the other members.
What made it funnier was the fact that Yoongi and her often have arguments because, nine times out of ten, he's also in one of his moods as well.
"I'm just saying, if I don't get any coffee soon, we're gonna have some problems." Jisoo yelled from her room as she began getting dressed.
"You are like 5'1, woman!" Yoongi yelled back,l from down the hall. "You're tinkerbell personified, you're not hurting anyone! Relax!"
"Yoongi, you tell me to relax one more time!" Jisoo replied back, stomping her feet through her room.
Yoongi rolled his eyes. She just need to sleep and then her attitude would disappear.
"No one asked you to stay up at night."
"Well, Yoongi, maybe you shouldn't skip dinner to stay in your dang recording room all nignt."
"Well, I certainly didn't ask you to stay up, making me dinner!"
"You love my cooking, shut up!"
"At most, you're proficient. But all of that I can look past because I love you!"
"Mom and dad are arguing again." Jungkook whispered to Jimin.
Mom and Dad had been a running joke within the group since they could remember. Whenever Jisoo and Yoongi get into their lovers quarrel the members jokingly refer to them as that nickname.
"If we stay quiet, maybe it will go away." Jimin whispered back, laughing a little.
The mini argument didn't stop until they got on their private plane. Where Jisoo was able to get her coffee and Yoongi was able to relax.
After the plane took off, Jisoo was found sleeping, cuddled up with Yoongi on a big recliner chair.
The two of them were under a big blanket, Jisoo snuggled into his neck while Yoongi's arms were around her frame, his face only inches from hers.
Namjoon looked at the two of them, smirking a little.
"Get a room." He mumbled jokingly, before going back to his music.