June 19, 2020
12:02 AM
court_bort: well i'm seventeen how about that
atomic_marii: happy birthday lovie
bbbabieboze: alexa play dancing queen by abba
olivia_sway: HAPPY BIRTH TO MY MF BEST FRIEND
olivia_sway: now i'm the baby >:(
court_bort: THANK YOU GIRLIES I LOVE YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH
court_bort: i'm disappointed that none
3:16 AM
topphatt: aw, look at my girl being old
leakthegeek2: ewwwww
_gross_man_: cute pickup line shayne
court_bort: woweee is it hot in here *fans self*
bbbabieboze: sickening
leakthegeek2: when shayne likes an older woman
6:54 AM
hahahaas: i audibly gasped
sohinki: *gagged
atomic_marii: *spit out my organic fancyass pulpless orange juice
bbbabieboze: don't make fun of tim's addiction
sohinki: oh btw hoes jonathan's speaking to me again
atomic_marii: BAHAAHAHHAHAHA
court_bort: waittt he stopped?
olivia_sway: yeah he got really pissed after the prank call remember
court_bort: OH THAT
_gross_man_: okay so i never got told what the hell happened i fell asleep too early plz fill me in
sohinki: your dumbass boyfriend dared me and mari to call my brother and pretend she was
sohinki: *ahem*
sohinki: with child
atomic_marii: he was not pleased when we said it was a prank
atomic_marii: or when we said it in the first place frankly
topphatt: i like him
topphatt: he's the superior sohinki
atomic_marii: shayne x jon
hahahaas: bro
leakthegeek2: bro i thot after that closet we had something special
leakthegeek2: i thought you were bae
leakthegeek2: turns out you're just fam
_gross_man_: bitch im right here
leakthegeek2: ilu
_gross_man_: fine luv you two
hahahaas: ah, love
bbbabieboze: imagine
bbbabieboze: IMAGINE THERES NO AIR
hahahaas: PFTTTTTT
bbbabieboze: IM CHOKING
hahahaas: NO AIR IM CRYING WHAT A THROWBACK
bbbabieboze: AND THE JACKET'S LITERALLY IN MY SUITCASE-
hahahaas: coming over now
bbbabieboze: literally get your fine ass over here this second bring money and comfortable clothes
bbbabieboze: maybe a bag
bbbabieboze: man purse
hahahaas: should i be concerned
bbbabieboze: always
court_bort: um-
atomic_marii: do i have to put pants on
sohinki: ah that's where they went
topphatt: i am thouroughly confused
olivia_sway: court mari come here
olivia_sway: let's leave boze alone
bbbabieboze: weirdos
hahahaas: literally driving over right now gotta stop texting
bbbabieboze: phone down and off
hahahaas: jeez mom
topphatt: yall are married stg
hahahaas: shut your damn mouth
hahahaas: son
leakthegeek2: y'all remind me of the junior in our math class freshman year
leakthegeek2: took math out of order or something
hahahaas: BRO mAX I LOVED MAX
leakthegeek2: he literally adopted all us lil boys
bbbabieboze: damien i swear to mother fucking god if you dont get off your phone while driving to meet ME
bbbabieboze: ur gonna die under my guilty conscious i dont want that stress
sohinki: oh, so him dying isn't the important part
atomic_marii: im tired
bbbabieboze: shuddup
bbbabieboze: not you mari you're perfect
topphatt: i didn't get to meet max i feel excluded
hahahaas: you're not cool enough
bbbabieboze: DAMIEN GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE
court_bort: DAMIEN WTF
_gross_man_: remind me to never drive anywhere with damien
hahahaas: boze i'm at your house
bbbabieboze: kay im on my way out
atomic_marii: bye booze?
court_bort: i think they just drove off i'm so lost
bbbabieboze: me too
hahahaas: oh well
olivia_sway: wait
<olivia_sway removed hahahaas and bbbabieboze from the conversation>
olivia_sway: are they going on a date
topphatt: maybe?
court_bort: we shouldn't meddle but
court_bort: omg i want to meddle
sohinki: they're obviously going to the mall and having a treat yo self day
sohinki: do you guys not remember that
_gross_man_: bold of you to assume i pay that much attention to the gc
leakthegeek2: that's fun but they should've invited us :((
topphatt: boze is definitely just in denial that she's in love with damien and subconsciously asked him on a date and is def going to claim it's only because of the show because she's scared of a relationship and won't accept her obvious feelings for him
court_bort: that was unnecessary but also very necessary
atomic_marii: i mean i'm not complaining they're cute
sohinki: goddamn why do we all date each other that's really unhealthy
atomic_marii: well if we never break up ever that's fineeee
sohinki: yeah yeah sure sure
leakthegeek2: shayne stop being a psychologist
topphatt: nope
atomic_marii: i vote we watch them struggle
court_bort: seconded
topphatt: sure
sohinki: it's the right thing to do
sohinki: i really still think it's weird that we're all dating
sohinki: is no one else questioning it
_gross_man_: oh well too late now ig
olivia_sway: THAT'S WHY YOU DATE ONE OF SHAYNES FRIENDS
court_bort: or date shayne himself j saying
sohinki: migraine
leakthegeek2: add them back i want pictures of damien in ridiculous outfits
topphatt: thank god they wont be able to see these messages
<atomic_marii added bbbabieboze and hahahaas to the conversation>
bbbabieboze: hoes
hahahaas: mad
sohinki: i hate highschoolers
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yeah this was half-finished and i didn't like it sitting in my drafts so here you go :)