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╚ Bold- avengers ╝
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Bucky
People keep looking at me like I killed their great great grand-dog
Sam
It's because you're ugly
Bucky
Bitch
Steve
It's because you're carrying around a giant knife at the meet and greet
Bucky
False. It's a safety stick
Get it right Steve
Sam
Yeah Steve get it right
Steve
Well sorry for telling the truth
Nat
Lame
What the hell is going on??
YOU GUYS ARE HAVING A MEET AND GREET AND DIDNT TELL ME
I THOUGHT WE WERE FAMILY
Bucky
Blame Steve. He doesn't like to have fun
Nat
Mr I like to follow the rules when they work in my favor and make everyone else suffer
Steve
What the hell, Nat
Tony
Ooooooh Steve said a bad language word
Steve
It slipped one time!
Tony
Me: shit!
U.S. I have a stick up my Ass: lAnGuAgE!
Why are you all bullying Captain America
Steve
Thank you, (Y/n)
You know his old heart can't handle the stress
Steve
I take back my thank you
Captain America is bullying me
I am being oppressed by the man with a plan 😭😭
Bucky
You punk
Now she's crying
Peter
Steve just threw his phone at Bucky's head and the crowd is having a collective orgasm
PETER HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME
Peter
Who's Peter? I only know Spider-Man
Spider-bitch 🖕
Peter
I TOO BLAME STEVE
Tony
Kid
Peter
Suddenly I can't read
Tony
"The crowd is having a collective orgasm"
YEESSS rip him to shreds Toe Knee!!
Tony
You're on thin [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ing ice, miss (L/n)
Sam
Ooooh somebody is in trouble
Shut your bird beak, Wilson
Sam
I'm blocking you on Twitter again
I'll raise an army again
Thor
I've decided I no longer like Earth
Humanity is doomed
I'm not gonna argue with that
Peter
That's valid Mr. Thor
Nat
Thor where are you
Thor
I locked myself in a supply closet. I've been stabbed 4 times in memory of Loki, been give 10 "magical" goats, and 1 wedding dress thrown at me
Nat
I don't know how to respond to that
Thor
I think the goats are on crack
What kind of meet and greet is this
Bucky
A DISASTER
Thor
OH MY GOD A HAND JUST PUNCHED THROUGH THE DOOR
What the [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]
Thor
I swear if I have to electrocute someone idk I'll cry
Peter
Mood. I'm currently hiding on the ceiling
Wanda
I'm stuck is an elevator shaft!
Nat
You were just next to me 3 minutes ago!
Wanda
And now I'm not
Thank you for that observation
Steve
Did the elevator stop working?
Wanda
Sure, we'll go with that
She totally broke the elevator on purpose with her powers
What a queen
I want to be just like you when I grow up
Wanda
Traitor but awww 🥰
Bruce
What is the renegade and why is a mob of teens asking me to do it
I am very stressed
What's a tik tok
IS THAT SOME SORT OF BOMB
Eye-
Bruce you know what a tik tok is
Bruce
BUT HE DOESNT
Nat
Hulk?
Bruce
No, Harambe
OFC I MEAN HULK
Vision
Tony
What does that mean????
Vision
THE TOASTER IS BROKEN
I REPEAT! THE TOASTER IS BROKEN
Sam
Steve thought it was a good idea
Steve thought "what could go wrong"
Steve thought we can let everyone and anyone in
WELL GUESS WHAT STEVE
Steve
Wanda
Grandpa's first meme
Sam
YOUR MOM IS A WONDERFUL PERSON BUT YOU SUCK
Steve
Peter
Clint is in the vents
Clint
Shut up Peter
Peter
Clint is an asshole
Clint
Peter stole a little boy's hotdog
Peter
I did not!
Seriously what the hell is going on
What's in the water over there
Bucky
Agony
Rhodey
Haha suckers
Tony
And I thought you were my best friend
???
Rhodey
Tony
He had a "meeting" in Washington DC
Bitch we all know you're lying
Rhodey
Thor
If anyone asks, tell them aliens are fake
Clint
We're totally not chilling out in the vents
Thor
Because aliens don't exists. Therefore neither do I
Peter
PETER WHAT THE [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]
Peter
Bucky just bit into a stick of butter and is crying
Bucky
That's none of your [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ing business
I have a plan to help
Wanda
PLEASE GIVE US YOUR WISDOM
Vision
Says the one that trapped herself in an elevator and has been in peace
Steve
Everything is under control
You don't need to worry about us, (Y/n)
Oh really?
Than why did Thor just send me a video Clint and him took from the vents of Tony's hair on fire???
Nat
I'm sorry, did I read that right?
Tony's hair is on fire????
Bruce
Please save me
Oh my god, Bruce
I'm so sorry. You don't deserve this
Bruce
I'm just a lonely science man. I was not meant to get this far from a lab
The tik tokers are closing in on me
Is there a speaker system?
Clint
Yeah
Do you want us to connect you to it somehow
Yes
Peter
What are you going to do
God's will
Rhodey
This meet and greet is going viral and there's so many memes
It may not have gone as planned but you guys definitely got some good PR off of your pain and suffering
Sam
Thank you for reminding us
Clint
You're all set up
Do whatever you have to do
Nat
And Peter just fell off the ceiling
Bucky
Vision
MY EARS
Wanda
YOU DONT HAVE EARS BUT SAME
Rhodey
What happened
Tony
First there's a loud ass screech over the PA system
Bruce
Then the Thomas the Train theme started blaring
People began to panic
Thor
I heard someone scream "ITS JUDGEMENT DAY AND THEYVE SEEN OUR SINS! RUN LIKE HELL AND SCREAM INTO THE WIND"
Be afraid. Be very afraid :)
Sam
Then (Y/n) shouted over the music "GET YOUR COCAIN LACED MEAT SUITS OUT OF HERE BEFORE I PERSONALLY COME OVER THERE AND EAT YOUR LEFT LUNG"
Rhodey
What does that mean??
I'm the one who said it and I don't even know what it means
Nat
Well, whatever that was, it worked
I know. You're welcome 🤗
Tony
Nobody thanked you
But thanks I guess
Wanda
Freedom!!!
Clint
I'm staying in the vents just in case
Me, in case you forgot:
Thor
Why you gotta do me like that?
Tony
I'm sorry but what the [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]
Bruce
You were fighting your sister at that point right?
Thor
I was being stabbed in the back and chocked! :)
Steve
This was never part of the story you told us
Bruce
Hulk was fighting a giant dog in the water!
Wow Deadpool should really give me context before sending me stuff from other dimensions
Tony
NO MORE TALKING TO WADE FOR YOU
I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE
I CAN TALK TO WHO I WANT WHENEVER I WANT
Peter
*mic drop*
Tony
Pete, you're grounded
Peter
I hope you rust and fall into a volcano
Tony
Sister snapped
...another one bites the dust⚱️
Peter
ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
Deadpool
Avengers: Infinity War in a nutshell
ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ʜᴀs ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ