in real life btw
Me: "Aight bro let's do this."
Me: *writes note and puts on counter*
Me:*climbs on stool, putting my head through a noose*
My bff: *running in with the note*
My bff: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Me: "Sorry, I just—"
My bff: "BITCH YOU COULDNT FUCKING WAIT FOR ME?!"
My bff: *ties noose right next to me, climbing on chair and putting her head through.*
Both of us: "YEET BITCH"
Both of us: *jumping off stools while screaming 'yeet'*
thank you for your time