"I think my sister thinks I'm gay..." Lance says looking at the floor,smiling a bit.
Keith puts his phone down," Why do you say that?" He chuckles.
"She... walked in on me masterbating..." Lance squinted his eyes.
"Holy shit really? Wait why would she think your gay? You were only masterbating.." Keith says laughing.
"Promise not to laugh?" Lance says turning red and putting his head on the picnic table.
"No, but I'll try not to.." Keith said giggling a bit.
Lance sighs," I had a dildo half way up my ass...." he said banging his head on the table.
"PFFT.." Keith covers his mouth.
"I told you not to laugh.." Lance said play pushing Keith's shoulder.
"And I said I couldn't promise." Keith said roaring with laughter.
"I hate you.." Lance said laughing into Keith's shoulder.
"I love you too babe" keith said putting his head on Lances head.
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It's Short it's cute and it's over
Peace fuckers ✌️