It's Valentine's Day!!! You know what that means!! Hiding in my room because I'm single as shit 🥺
But the mercs aren't single!!!
Valentine's Day with the Mercs would include..
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Scout:
• Scout buying you a gigantic teddy bear!
• He bought you flowers too... but he forgot them at the store
• Going to the store and buying tons of chocolates and candies
• Him taking you to see a movie at the drive-in theater
• Eating all the junk you bought earlier
• Loosing interest in the movie and making out in the car
• skipping out on the movie and going home to do something more romantic
Sniper:
• Going on a romantic camping trip
• Him bringing you freshly picked flowers
• Making s'mores and cuddling by the fire
• Stargazing in silence, holding each other close 🥺
• Exchanging little gifts you bought for each other
• You got him a custom made crocodile with a little hat and sunglasses!
• Coincidentally, he bought you a custom made kangaroo with your name stitched in; Because you're his little 'roo!!
Spy:
• Going to the fanciest, most romantic restaurant in town
• Arriving at the restaurant just to find it empty
• turns out Spy rented the whole restaurant for the two of you
• Him giving you a beautiful necklace!
• Feeding each other chocolate covered strawberries 👀
• Getting a little tipsy
• Going home for Valentine's Day sex
Soldier:
• "I HAVE PREPARED A SPEECH ABOUT OUR LOVE! *ahem* OUR LOVE IS LIKE AMERICA-"
• The speech was actually really beautiful and you both shed some tears
• Throughout the day he gave you little gifts like chocolates, flowers, plushies, etc
• He stole- *ahem* he rented a swan boat ❤️
• He stood on the boat and knocked it over
• Don't worry, you two got cleaned up together ;)))
Engineer:
• You wake up to find engie missing!
• On the counter you see a note that reads: "Follow these clues, and you will see, just how much you mean to me. When you follow, you will go, on a trip down memory road. You will find me, at the end of the puzzle, and hopefully you'll join me, for some cuddles!"
• He set up a little scavenger hunt for you!
• Each spot had a cute little clue and a picture or an object that's special to you both
• You finally finding him after 5 hours!! (It was a long puzzle)
• He was dressed in a nice tux a was standing next to a fancy home made meal
• falling asleep together
Pyro:
• he lit a heart shaped fire for you in the neighbors yard! Awww!
• Bribing the neighbors so they don't call the police!
• Eating lots of candy!!
• Getting sick from all the candy!!
• He bought you a giant teddy bear that was almost as tall as you!
• You bought him a giant stuffed horse with a mini traffic cone tapped to its head (because they didn't have unicorns!)
• Passing out at 1am because you were too hyper from all the sugar
Demo:
• "BRING OUT THE FANCY VALENTINES DAY SRUMPY LASS!"
• Screw it, "BRING OUT THE SCRUMPYYYYY!!!"
• Before you both got wasted, he gifted you a beautiful locket with pictures of you two together
• "NOW LETS GET DRUNK!"
• After 20 minutes you're both sobbing about how much you love each other
• Going to the store to steal candy and alcohol
• You both get caught and spend a romantic night in jail 😘
Medic:
• he took you out to a fancy restaurant 😩
• The meal was free because Medic secretly threatened the staff earlier
• "I'm so happy to know you'd threaten someone for me❤️"
• Going back to the base and finding the blue Spys head on the counter.
• "The Doctor told me to tell you that you are the best thing to happen to him, etcetera etcetera."
• Turning around and seeing Medic with a bouquet of your favorite flowers
• Medic throwing the flowers over his head while you two run to the med bay.. for some experiments *wink wonk*
Heavy:
• he wakes you up with a kiss and breakfast in bed!
• Heavy being much more affectionate
• Surprising you with little gifts and kisses throughout the day
• You bought him a giant teddy bear and he bought you a tiny teddy bear because it reminded you two of each other
• Watching a romance movie together (Heavy fell asleep for the first half)
• He woke up and had no idea what was happening
• It doesn't matter, because after the movie you two did something more interesting.. *wink wonk*
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These kinda chapters usually flop, but I had a fun time writing this so whatever lmao
And I'm too lazy rn to check for mistakes, so please don't kill me 😭
HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT VALENTINES DAY! STAY SAFE AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS CONSENSUAL!!!
And for everyone who doesn't have a valentine, I'll be your valentine 😘😘 LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!
If y'all got any request, comment them doowwwnn belowww!! Hope you enjoyed this chapter *SPECIAL*!