Your author is lazy and wants to write a group chat chapter. Thank you!
Jj: hey, I want you all to meet somebody
Luke: who, where, when
Jj: is that Spence on Luke's account
Luke: nope, Spencer's asleep next to me
Aaron: the kid actually sleeps wow
Jj: can I add will into this group chat,
Aaron: yeah, it's not really work related so yeah
Jj added will into group chat
Will: hey guys
Emily: i have an announcement
Luke: okay??
Emily: I'm looking after jack and we just got back from the park and we were talking and then he asked do fishes see water
Luke: do I look like a fish
Jj: where's the genius when you need him 😂
Luke: he's dead to the world
Aaron: don't wake him
Emily: is he having a nap or is he still asleep from last night
Luke: he's napping, we both were but I woke up first
Will: Jj. I miss the days we could nap together
Jj: me too, I miss when I was pregnant too.
Luke: I have everything I need a Spencer and Roxy
Will: roxy?
Jj: you and Spencer are goals!!
Luke: roxy is our German Shepard
Emily: I can't deal with children, I'll be a shit mother
Aaron: what did jack do
Emily: he asked where you was then ran away then cane back and asked where you were again 3 minutes later then he cane back again asked for a sandwich, I made him a sandwich and I used the wrong cheese so I had to remake the sandwich
Jj: that's kids for you
Luke: do you want to see something cute
Jj: Spencer?
Luke: yup
Jj: why did I not know about this photo
Will: Henry loves Spencer, Spencer loves Henry do you recon you and Spencer will ever like adopt a kid or something
Luke: I don't know I mean I could imagine how good spence would be as a dad, maybe in the future
Emily: I have some news
Aaron: me too
Emily: me and Aaron are dating
Luke: ME AND SPENCER CALLED IT
JJ: I'll give you both $5 at work
Aaron: you made a bet
Derek: why am I in this group chat
Luke: leave if you're not happy
Derek: I will but I have one last thing to say, you treat Garcia unfair you shouldn't have just made her leave like that it's not fair
Aaron: first of all you and Garcia treat Spencer unfair, and Garcia has to leave, it was bullying in the work place
Derek: go fuck yourselfs I'm leaving this shitty team goodbye
Derek Morgan left the chat
Aaron: now I have to pick 2 new recruits, I already have a technology expert
Aaron Hotchner added Kevin
Kevin: what is this
Aaron: welcome to the bau team, this is our personal group chat
Kevin: thank you for the job
Luke: welcome to the team,
Jj: welcome, I'm Jj, you sound familiar have we worked together before
Kevin: yeah, we did, I also used to date Garcia, is she on this group chat
Luke: no, we're not on the best of terms
Aaron hotchner added Tara
Tara: ??
Luke: welcome to the team Tara
Tara: is this the BAU team group chat or something?
Jj: it's more of a personal one, like my husbands in here and he doesn't work for the bau and it's definitely not that work related it's normally Luke saying how cute Spencer is and Emily having a breakdown.
Emily: I'm a mess, children scare me
Aaron: what's Jack doing now
Emily: he's watching the movie home alone on repeat
Aaron: he loves that movie and it's nearly Christmas so get ready to watch it everyday
Tara: I'm a little confused can someone explain this group chat, like your relationships to each other
Luke: I'll explain: so me and Spencer we are a couple, then there's Dave and he's hardly active then there's Emily and Aaron who are a couple and then there's Jj and Will then there is Kevin and then you
Dave: you summoned me
Luke: I was introducing you to Tara and Kevin our newest members to the bau
Dave: I'm dave, where's Spencer, the kid hasn't been active all day
Luke:
Luke: I'm trying to wake him up, we have dinner reservations
JJ: your bed looks huge
Luke: yet he still lays in the middle or on me
Aaron: I know some one like that *cough*emily*cough*
Emily: rude
Luke: I'll go to dinner by myself
Spencer: 1st of all I'm awake, 2nd of all why are you exposing me, 3rd point roxy sleeps at my side
Luke: you're weird
Spencer: I'm going to go back to sleep now bye
Jj: spenceeeeeeeeeeeee
Spencer: whattttttt
Jj: we were talking about this while you was asleep but would you like children
Spencer: maybe I don't really know
Jj: now get your lazy ass ready
Spencer: byeeeeeeeee