Succi
maki: Shuichi I require assistance
shuichi: What is your issue?
maki: k so avocado and slenderman were doing stupid shit to my dorm so I locked them downstairs in the library
shuichi: Hey! I'm proud you didn't take further action!
maki: they found the vent
shuichi: oh no
shuichi: Wait did you contact anyone else
maki: only you
maki: those two blocked me
maki: I swear I'm going to fucking destroy their egos so hard
shuichi: No!!! NOT THE EGOS!!!!!
maki: WATCH ME!!!!
shuichi: why did you text me
maki: Ryoma and Kokichi would just laugh and leave me stranded
maki: you already know that Miu fell down the stairs and is getting medical attention from Kirumi, Tsumugi, and Kaede
shuichi: f the stairs
maki: Kaito and Gonta are all brawn and no brain
shuichi: I agree
maki: Kiibo says no
shuichi: I thought you said you didn't contact anyone else?
maki: I asked him in the classroom
shuichi: Why tf was he in a classroom?
maki: some stupid analyzing
maki: we're trapped here lol I'm not telling him it's impossible cause he'd quote Kaito
maki: then Angie made a stupid pun and ran away
shuichi: sauce????? ;);););););););););););););)
maki: "Awww Maki, calm down! I think you're hyperVENTilating"
shuichi: Not as good as I thought it'd be
maki: ikr
maki: Tenko would send them to another universe and I don't want to take it that far
maki: pun intended
shuichi: You're just as awful as Angie
maki: Himiko would be too lazy to
maki: and you already know how much help Monokuma would be
shuichi: wait...
maki: ???
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Where's Waldo except Waldo is Amaguji
shuichi: kk
maki: wut
monotaro: Hihi!
maki: Shuichi...
shuichi: HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL GIVE US THE SECURITY FOOOOTAGE
maki: oh
maki: oh yeah
monotaro: :3
maki: what do you want
monotaro: If I help you bastards, then you have to make me daifuku
shuichi: How the hell do you know what daifuku is?
monotaro: I saw Angie and Himiko make it uwu
maki: no. no uwu's.
monotaro: :(
maki: ok send footage
monotaro: Promise me strawberry daifuku?
maki: whatever, just send it
monotaro sent a live video
maki: aha!
maki: Shuichi, keep giving me updates
shuichi: Thank you so much Monotaro
monotaro: No problem! Don't forget to update me on the situation >w0
maki: every. fucking. detail.
monotaro: :D
maki: :)
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"Finally... after all these years... I found you."
That dialogue was from Maki monologuing the capture of Rantaro, who was struggling to untrap himself from the chair. Of course, Maki knew Rantaro never sat on a chair properly and tortured him by purposefully making him sit in a chair like a normal human being then tying him to said chair.
"Where's your accessory?" Maki demanded, shining a flashlight in his eyes.
"Chill Maki," Rantaro nervously chuckled. "It was just a harmless prank!"
"Only Kokichi and his goons commit harmless pranks."
"Are you gatekeeping pranks?"
"I'm just saying that Kokichi is prone to this type of crap. Are you a member of DICE?"
"What? No!"
"Then why are you pulling pranks, dolt?"
"You'll never hear it from me."
Maki went into interrogation mode, giving her voice an Australian accent, took out a banjo to strum, and took off her shoes and put on sandals- with her socks still on.
"Let's begin, mate," Maki strummed a note.
"NOOO!!! NO MORE!!!!!!!!!" Rantaro shrieked.
"I'm not stopping until you speak, scrub," She started strumming the tune of a Justin Bieber song.
"OK!!! OK!!! FINEE!!!" Rantaro tried to mask the song with his voice. "We made a bet with Kokichi that we could pull off a prank better than he could and he gave us 24 hours to do one without getting caught! Please let me go! I want to put Kokichi in his place. Kork's in the air vents, if you want to find hiiiimmmmmm."
"Well, why didn't you say so?" Maki ripped the rope with a sharp point on the banjo. "Go get Kiyo and hide. I don't give a ding dong ditch what Kokichi thinks. Pranks are for everyone."
"Oh, the irony," Rantaro mumbled.
"What was that?" Maki glared at him.
"N-nothing... gotta blast!" Rantaro darted for the door.
After the door shut, Maki took out her monopad and told Shuichi and Monotaro that she "couldn't find the pair". The two were disappointed but told Maki they wouldn't interrupt her rampage. Maki honestly didn't care anymore. Kokichi had been an annoying little shit lately, so it didn't matter to her if he won the bet or not. She's still rooting for Team Avocado Toast, though.
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Hell Within Hell
dicedicebaby: Did any of y'all hear a girly scream?
pianoqueen: I can't find Miu so it's probably her
cat-astrophe: Isn't Miu broken?
pianoqueen: Yeah, but she's also a stubborn cactus prick
cat-astrophe: ah that makes sense
dicedicebaby: We'll keep an eye out. I'm surveying Rantaro and Kiyo in their quest to out-prank me
pianoqueen: Good luck in your future endeavors then
dicedicebaby: And to you as well *tips checkered fedora*
cat-astrophe: no, Kokichi. bad Kokichi.
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Be honest, how many of you got tricked by the video picture? I pulled a sneaky on ya >:3
I just realized I forgot a ship drawing week ;w; I downloaded the Sabigiyuu Week sheet a few months ago and completely forgot about it. Maybe I'll do them this weekend idk :T
Now the random question of this chapter because I like doing them: What is your favourite Fanfiction (excluding chat fics and oneshots). Whether it's a ship or x-reader story, what is one that you would always recommend to anyone? I myself love Green With Envy. It's the most hilarious fanfic I've read and it included Komahina AND Oumasai. What could be better?