June 12, 2020
9:25 PM
PRIVATE CONVERSATION
hahahaas: ay shanye how r you doing
topphatt: what do you want idiot
hahahaas: i kind of have something to tell you
topphatt: what vein of confession is this in
topphatt: i'm kind of hiding in keith's bathroom right now can you make this snappy
topphatt: seriously dude sohinki's had a lot of bean tacos i need to get out of here
hahahaas: ...it's a romantic one
topphatt: oh that you have a massive boner for boze
hahahaas: ...dude...
topphatt: well am i wrong
hahahaas: yeah i like boze
topphatt: will you be massively offended if i tell you it was very very obvious
hahahaas: nah courtney confirmed that already
topphatt: wait court knows
hahahaas: she's known for like a month sorry i swore her to secrecy
topphatt: i wouldn't have wanted her to tell me.
topphatt: dude i'm your best friend unless i've been replaced by sohinki or noah or something
topphatt: why didn't you tell me?
hahahaas: because you're my best friend
hahahaas: you relentlessly tease me about everything bc you know me so well
hahahaas: you know how to make me uncomfortable and i don't really care
hahahaas: but this is something i would care about
hahahaas: because you're not always subtle and she'd find out and i'd get the rejection that i don't want to actually receive bc i'm too scared to deal with it
topphatt: okay not going to lie i'm hurt that you don't trust me enough to keep a secret
topphatt: but i get it i didn't want to tell people about courtney because of all the teasing and shit
topphatt: so we're def getting the girl though
hahahaas: h o w and n o
hahahaas: she does not! like me!!
topphatt: you're two of the most oblivious people i know i bet she has for months
hahahaas: then let's assume she does. what do i do? ask her to prom? wing it and kiss her just like you did?
topphatt: i mean no offense but you're both also very awkward courtney and i gave 0 fucks that's probably why it worked for me lmao
topphatt: ask her to prom
topphatt: as friends
topphatt: you're the only single ones in our group you don't have dates or plans you can't lose
hahahaas: how does one ask someone to prom THE EPITOME OF HIGH SCHOOL ROMANTIC DANCES as friends
topphatt: bruh not that hard
topphatt: i asked courtney before we started dating i'm not even lying
topphatt: i dropped it into casual conversation when we were face timing i said we should go to senior prom make it a thing
topphatt: and then i made her a sign saying "seniors we not be, prom go to we must" with baby yoda on our one month
topphatt: the mandalorian walked so our junior prom could run
hahahaas: dude thats so bad
hahahaas: but also incredibly adorable and heart-warming
hahahaas: teach me your ways senpai
topphatt: i have idea also gf texting me
June 12, 2020
9:56 PM
<topphatt added court_bort and hahahaas to the chat>
topphatt: damien we're getting you a prom date
court_bort: oh yes meddling how incredibly fun
topphatt: i vote: in person
hahahaas: guys we meet up on the day of prom which is fucking tomorrow i'm in fucking new mexico with my parents how am i going to do that
hahahaas: court do you know what she's wearing so i can get a corsage or something or at least a semi-coordinating tie??
court_bort: i think she's wearing white
topphatt: bro you make a sign you ask her she says yes we take pictures at her place like we planned except y'all get couply pictures
court_bort: it's not like it has to be a big luv confession you can ask her as friends if you want
hahahaas: yeah please the as-friends option
hahahaas: hahahaha are we actually planning this
court_bort: yes yes yes.
topphatt: hey this idiot picked me to go out with you can land boze
court_bort: ahem she's landing you
court_bort: and shayne you better go to a dollar store and get a poster get the fuck out of keith's bathroom go home and make a sign
court_bort: damien you better come up with a kickass pick-up line in the next hour or so
hahahaas: goddamn my best friends highkey suck.
topphatt: dawww glad to suck
topphatt: your micropenis
court_bort: ew save it for the homies i'm on this groupchat
hahahaas: tAkE oNe sTeP fOrWaRd iF yOu kIsS tHe hOmIeS gOoDnIgHt
topphatt: *kiss* time to make damien a promposal
hahahaas: **friend-promposal
court_bort: ye.
June 12, 2020
10:13 PM
PRIVATE CONVERSATION
leakthegeek2: hey boze did u make it home okay
bbbabieboze: yeah thanks for asking beech
bbbabieboze: kind of hyped for sunday doe
leakthegeek2: ikr i switched churches after you moved and i haven't seen our favs since middle school
bbbabieboze: i can't believe you kept in touch with me even if we weren't talking until abt a year ago you kept tabs on me for so long i'm impressed
leakthegeek2: i mean you were my best friend bozey i only stuck around at that place for you tbh
leakthegeek2: also i had a fling with andre for a hot second and that got awk when he decided to not be gay when high school started
bbbabieboze: bITCH DO I NEED TO KICK SOME ASS BECAUSE OF COURSE THE FUCK I WILL
leakthegeek2: chillllll he lives in some weird-ass portland suburban area now
bbbabieboze: good no one hurts my boi
bbbabieboze: tomorrow is going to be so crazy i'm so excited
leakthegeek2: god me too
leakthegeek2: i feel like noah and i are so chill and under the radar abt dating that people forget it sometimes
bbbabieboze: lmao i totally do
leakthegeek2: now i get to see himmmm
bbbabieboze: so beyond excited for y'all
leakthegeek2: i should go to bed actually i don't want gross eye bags in the pictures
bbbabieboze: ughhhh fine go get your beauty sleep you diva
bbbabieboze: see u in the morning
June 12, 2020
10:50 PM
<sohinki added ovenshiray and _lasercorn_ to the chat>
sohinki: really joven. texting my brother abt how pissed you are t me? really?
_lasercorn_: hi why am i here i didn't do anything
ovenshiray: i'm sorry i miss you and i lashed out and i hate that you're ditching our senior prom (literally the same day) for a bunch of kids you started texting in february
ovenshiray: you've known all of us since at least freshman year and you've known the two of us since we were six fucking years old and now a bunch of juniors is taking priority over your best friends
ovenshiray: ik this is selfish but it's not fair. call me a possessive little bitch all you want idec
_lasercorn_: i mean he does have a good point you met these kids maybe four months ago and now you constantly text them you essentially invite them in on our plans whenever any of them are in town and now you drove down to la to go to a dance with these 16-year-olds you haven't even really met
ovenshiray: matt you're going to be gone for almost the eniter summer i won't even be there when you get back
ovenshiray: what happened to the three of us (and the rest of the squsd obviosuly) spending this summer together being crakcheads and enjoying our last moments of childhood
sohinki: okay i get why you're pissed
sohinki: i would be too
sohinki: and like i wasn't crazy about these kids at first
sohinki: but they're like my siblings now
sohinki: mari knew courtney she always talked about how amazing she was and then we met the rest of them and they're honestly my third family (ur my second)
sohinki: and it makes mari so happy
sohinki: i genuinely want nothing more than to make her happy and she's so happy we met half our friends today and the smile on her face was so fucking gorgeous that i wanted to keep it there forever
sohinki: and i miss you to death but laser i'm seeing you every day for four years at tech and joven we can visit each other istg
sohinki: i feel happy, and i think i made the right decision. also i'm getting free camila cabello tickets out of this soooo
ovenshiray: i fucking love you and i'm not ready to grow up
_lasercorn_: goddamn this is how you know we're basically adults
_lasercorn_: two of us are in serious committed long-term relationships one of us is on the way there and we're arguing about trips and different conflicts and school and oh my god we're old
sohinki: i love you guys
_lasercorn_: i do too
ovenshiray: i'm not ready to leave fullerton
ovenshiray: shit prom's tomorrow and you're not here you fucking idiot
ovenshiray: go have fun though
_lasercorn_: have the most fun live it up don't get the kids drunk
sohinki: don't make me cry in front of the kids guys
ovenshiray: oh in that case then-
June 12, 2020
11:12 PM
<ovenshiray added nerdsworth, atomic_marii, sohinki, _lasercorn_, wes.johnson, ianhecoks, and quesapadilla to the chat>
ovenshiray: NO ONE SAY ANYTHING ON THIS CHAT UNLESS IT'S AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION WHATS THE NAME OF OUR AWESOME FRESHMAN YEAR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WHO GOT US ALL IN THE SHORTLIVED MARIO CLUB
sohinki: i don't remember sorry
quesapadilla: started with an s
ianhecoks: nope it was a p
_lasercorn_: peabrain
nerdsworth: that's too demeaning wasn't his first name close to sonny or sony
wes.johnson: sunny
atomic_marii: oh y'all mean mr peabody i love that dude
ovenshiray: THANK YOU PROM INSTAGRAM CAPTION HAS BEEN DECIDED UPON
sohinki: okay weirdo
nerdsworth: get yo ass in bed we have a dance to slay tomorrow
wes.johnson: have the most fun marhinki we'll bring joven's creepy voodoo dummies to pictures
atomic_marii: eye-
atomic_marii: you know what? i don't want to know.
June 12, 2020
11:33 PM
PRIVATE CONVERSATION
olivia_sway: BABY WE'RE MEETING UP IN LIKE LESS THAN TWELVE HOURS I CANT
youngjewsam: i want : cuddles
youngjewsam: you're sitting with me on the plane tho right
olivia_sway: YES
olivia_sway: OKAY IM STAYING IN ALL CAPS MODE UNTIL I GET TO SEE YOU
olivia_sway: KISSIE
youngjewsam: mwah
youngjewsam: im eating a bagel in my kitchen instead of packing just thought you should know
olivia_sway: me but with tiktok
olivia_sway: we gotta pack we're such dumbasses
youngjewsam: wowwww we're rly doing this huh
olivia_sway: WHOOPS FORGOT ABT THE ALL CAPS BUT YEAH I GET TO MEET YOU WTF
olivia_sway: LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FUCKIN SHAYNE ROBERTO TOPP MADE THIS HAPPEN
youngjewsam: jsesuedfdkdldsl fuckin spider
youngjewsam: IT FELL IN MY CREAM CHEESE BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
olivia_sway: IM A SPIDER ILL CRAWL IN UR CHEESE
youngjewsam: WHAT THE ACC FUQ UR SO WEIRD
olivia_sway: AND YOU LOVE IT now GO PACK DUMBASS ILL SEE YOU IN THE LATE MORNING EARLY AFTERNOON SUN
youngjewsam: PACKING DUMBASS YOU GO PACK DUMBASS
olivia_sway: ONLY IF YOU PACK FIRST THATS ON PERIODT GOODNIGHT BABY
youngjewsam: goodnight back babey
June 13, 2020
12:53 AM
PRIVATE CONVERSATION
atomic_marii: and im so scared that im going to implode im going to just lose it as soon as i walk in the door and you wont be there to keep me sane
_gross_man_: no i wont? what's prompting this
atomic_marii: oh SHIT
atomic_marii: jesus noah sorry for texting you so late
atomic_marii: this was meant for sohinki but ur name was next to his
atomic_marii: just petty worries about college
_gross_man_: heyyy dont be worried ur so strong n capable n awesome you're going to do amazing if you need to talk or need encouragement im here ALWAYS but tbh i should go back to bed my flight is early af
atomic_marii: daww youre too sweet
atomic_marii: im going to let you sleep im sorry ily
_gross_man_: luv u two
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a/n- gotta keep this short its late n bed time but this is a filler chapter giving some cute fluff n plans n shit n goodnight ily im rushing this muchly hope you enjoyed this chapter whatever it turned into byeeee