#NOERAPENAL BOOK OF RANTS

By desmadres

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a girl who doesn't get over things quickly. More

Clary: A Book of Rants & Stories
Story: My Earliest Memory
Rant: STUPID PEOPLE.
Story: Boys.
Rant: Driving
Story: Luke-Hemmings-The-Chicken
Rant: Concert Tickets & An Ideal World
Story: School
Middle School
RANT: Tom's Jr. Restaurant
pet gender confusion
mum -.-
south region
little paul-the-chicken
graduation
tortillas
abandoned
da feelz
potential boyfriend
crying bc soccer
mexico vs. netherlands
(another) FIFA rant
Messi
salvadorians
mom's most loved child
1026
costa rica
3-2.
push-over moms
sexism
people who don't let others talk
national pride
severo meza
charal orrantia
thanksgiving
black friday
nursing majors
dancemoms
bitches & opinions
duck dynasty
skin color
music class
cinco de mayo
names & places
language settings
gangsters
blue
bimbo & lala
the man with a boombox strapped to his bike
poncho gonzales
club america
las posadas
green eyes
my sisters
cheerleaders
when dad doesn't accept he's wrong
"are you asleep?"
vacation
complaints
calum-the-chicken
usmnt
people who are overly religious
my school
goodbye 2014
FIFA says yes to racism
the kindness of people
countries who get fucked over by fifa: mexico
double standards
segregation
my mom's friend
stereotypes
futbol titans
just a thought
fun fact #1
your town's team
americans
asian studies
pointless facts
fun fact #2
nicknames
nicknames (2)
chivas vs. santos
bad refs
elote
hot pockets
los hijos de hernandez
WAG
WAGs (2)
road rage
presidents
presidents of mexico
oribe peralta
number one
fifty states
latin america
film crews
liga mx
the very last post

da police

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By desmadres

the police. 

so this happened to me like a year and a half ago. 

when i was a freshman in college, in my second semester, i was eighteen years old. and so, i would volunteer at the local elementary on tuesdays and thursdays.

i was on my way there, the school is literally four blocks from my house so i could easily walk there, when a cop car seriously stopped in the middle of the street, the cop got out of his squad car, and he approached me.

i kid you not i was just about shitting myself.

i didn't know what i did wrong cause he like practically ran in my direction.

he was blonde, blue eyed, young, tall and handsome. for those of you who know me, you know these are my type of guys.

everyone has their preferences okay?

so he was like "HEY!" in his loud ass voice.

and i turned and i pointed to myself. "me?"

he nodded, "shouldn't you be in school?"

my face instantly contorted in confusion. cause wtf. so i said, "uh...my classes don't start until 11."

and he like smirked like he didn't believe me, even though i was WEARING A FUCKING UNIVERSITY CREWNECK WITH A UNIVERSITY LANYARD AROUND MY FUCKING NECK. and he was like, "oh really? and which school is this?"

and still confused i replied, "mount st. mary's college..." so i grabbed my lanyard that has my college ID hanging from it and i showed it to him.

so then he felt like a dick.

"oh." was all he said. he walked back to his squad car and coughed awkwardly. "how old are you?"

"eighteen." i said.

"right." he told me. "okay, well...you may go now."

and then he kind of sped off. 

it was kinda scary then, but now i remember and find it kinda funny. like he actually thought i was a high school student skipping class or something. i bet that bitch was so fucking ready to arrest me. he was such a good looking cop though. 

anyway, there's another one of my life stories.

-clary xx

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