(7 disappointments)
@Y/N:
AYO GUESS WHO JUST WON
@notyoongi:
idk. definitely not you
@Y/N:
that made me feel great, ty ❤️
@notyoongi:
you're welcome ❤️
@Y/N:
TF YOU MEAN YOU'RE WELCOME ⁉️
@Y/N:
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO APOLOGIZE
@Y/N:
HOW CAN YOU THINK SO LOWLY OF ME
@Y/N:
CHANGE YOUR ANSWER RN 👹
@notyoongi:
OKAY CHILL
@notyoongi:
YOU WON IG 👎
@Y/N:
no i didn't. fucking dumbass 💀
@notyoongi:
👍
@taetaev:
LMFAO THAT WAS YOONGI'S FINAL STRAW
@jiminshi:
Y/N IS YOONGI'S 13TH REASON WHY 😭😭
@hopebibi:
SOMEBODY CHECK UP ON YOONGI
@notyoongi:
duck you y/n
@Y/N:
QUAK QUACK
@jaykay:
y/n, this you? 👉🦅
@kimjoon:
THAT'S AN EAGLE JUNGKOOK NOT A
DUCK JUNGKOOK
@hopebibi:
STOP MENTIONING JUNGKOOK'S NAME EVERY DAMN TIME 💀💀
@hopebibi:
YOU MAKE THE SENTENCE SOUND WRONG 😭😭😭
@jinnie92:
THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU NOW 😨
@Y/N:
what is this creature? 👉🦅
@Y/N:
an eagle jungkook or a duck jungkook? 👩🏫
@jaykay:
AN EAGLE JUNGKOOK 😤☝️
@Y/N:
CORRECT ✔️
@Y/N:
jungkook knows the difference between eagle jungkook and duck jungkook
@Y/N:
BE LIKE JUNGKOOK‼️
@notyoongi:
THE AMOUNT OF JUNGKOOKS
IN THIS CHAT IS MAKING ME DIZZY 🛌
@hopebibi:
so what happened y/n? about the losing thing
@Y/N:
RIGHT 🙀 I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
@Y/N:
i just had a fight with someone,
that's all 😋
@taetaev:
excuse me, what? a fight? 😬
@taetaev:
ARE YOU A DELINQUENT OR SUMN 😟⁉️
@Y/N:
WTF NO 🤬
@jaykay:
EVERYONE HIDE 🚨
@jaykay:
IT'S NOT SAFE AROUND HERE 🏡🏃♂️💨
@jiminsi:
come on sweetie, let's go home 👨👧
@kimjoon:
THE COPS ARE HERE 🚔
@jiminshi:
YES OFFICER, THAT'S HER 😨👉
@kimjoon:
WHERE?! 👮♂️
@taetaev:
DON'T PULL A DORA ON US NOW
@jinnie92:
ARE YOU BLIND?! SHE'S RIGHT THERE 👈
@jinnie92:
oh wait. that's the wrong direction
@jinnie92:
THERE 👉
@hopebibi:
I DON'T TRUST THIS POLICE 🚫
@kimjoon:
TELL ME WHY
@jaykay:
AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
@kimjoon:
?
@jinnie92:
?
@jaykay:
ugh.
@jaykay:
bunch of uncultured people 😒
@Y/N:
they just don't understand us jungkook 🤛😔
@jaykay:
yeah 😔🤜
@Y/N:
AND IT WAS JUST A HARMLESS LIL FIGHT
@Y/N:
IT'S WASN'T EVEN THAT SERIOUS 🙄
@hopebibi:
who did you fight with?
@Y/N:
do you really need to know? 🤔
@hopebibi:
:(
@Y/N:
k fine. sorry 😒
@hopebibi:
:)
@Y/N:
STILL NOT GONNA TELL YOU BUT HE'S UGLY AF
@taetaev:
damn.
@jiminshi:
straight to the point 🗿
@jinnie92:
i don't even know what he looks like but
@jinnie92:
I AGREE 😤
@Y/N:
😀❓
@Y/N:
wait let me just read that again real quick ♀️
@Y/N:
SJKFGRTWJK OH NO
@Y/N:
YOU AGREE???? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT????
@jinnie92:
yes? idc 🤨
@Y/N:
YOONGI
@notyoongi:
i have been summoned 🧘♂️
@Y/N:
YOU KNOW WHO I FOUGHT WITH RIGHT?
@notyoongi:
obviously i do
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[New message from @notyoongi]
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
(@notyoongi)
@notyoongi:
OBVIOUSLY I DO NOT
@Y/N:
WHY'D YOU SAY YOU DO THEN
@notyoongi:
STFU JUST TELL ME WHO IT IS
@Y/N:
JIN 😬
@notyoongi:
you lost to jin? seriously? 😦
@Y/N:
THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
(7 disappointments)
@kimjoon:
WAIT WHAT
@jaykay:
DON'T LEAVE US ON READ. EXPLAIN‼️
@jiminshi:
Y'ALL KNOW EACH OTHER PERSONALLY? HUH
@taetaev:
WHAT WHAT WHAT
@notyoongi:
yes
@notyoongi:
anyways
@jaykay:
NO WAIT
@jaykay:
YOU CAN'T JUST DROP A BOMB THEN LEAVE 😵
@notyoongi:
i 🥫
@notyoongi:
so what happened y/n?
@Y/N:
BACK READ MY GUY
@Y/N:
THIS 92 MF AGREED THAT THE DUDE I FOUGHT WITH IS UGLY
@notyoongi:
HE DID???? 💀💀
@Y/N:
YES CAN'T YOU READ
@notyoongi:
NAUR WAIT LET ME SCREENSHOT IT
@kimjoon:
i don't understand🕴️
@taetaev:
you're not the only one
@taetaev:
you're not special
@notyoongi:
leave the man alone taehyung 🌝
@jiminshi:
now that yoongi is back, care to explain? 🤨
@Y/N:
ask yoongi 🚶♀️
@notyoongi:
i ain't saying anything either ✋
@jaykay:
THEY DIDN'T DENY IT 👹‼️
@jinnie92:
WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨
@jinnie92:
ATTENTION‼️IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT YOONGI AND Y/N KNOWS EACH OTHER PERSONALLY
@taetaev:
AND Y'ALL DIDN'T TELL US???? 😒
@jiminshi:
traitors 😠
@jaykay:
KICK THEM OUT
@jinnie92:
we don't accept traitors here 👿
[jaykay kicked notyoongi and Y/N out of the chat]
@jinnie92:
good
@kimjoon:
okay, so now what? 🧒
@hopebibi:
idk 🛌
@jaykay:
yeah
@taetaev:
yeah..
@taetaev:
why is it suddenly so boring 😭
@kimjoon:
BRING YOONGI AND Y/N BACK
@taetaev:
RIGHT.
@taetaev:
BRING THEM BACK 😡
@jiminshi:
Y/N AND YOONGI REVIVAL ARC BEGINS NOW
@jinnie92:
NO 👹
@jinnie92:
well actually, just bring them back
@jaykay:
ROGER THAT 😋
[jaykay added notyoongi and Y/N to the chat]
@jaykay:
WELCOME BACK
@Y/N:
😒
@notyoongi:
😒
@jinnie92:
HELLO
@Y/N:
you hear sumn yoongi?
@notyoongi:
no i do not 🐁
@hopebibi:
HELLO GUYS (^o^)
@Y/N:
HIIIIII 💞
@notyoongi:
Y/N WE'RE SUPPOSED TO IGNORE THEM
@Y/N:
HOW CAN I IGNORE THAT GUY??? 😭
@hopebibi:
IT'S HOSEOK :)
@Y/N:
I JUST REALIZED THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW SOME OF Y'ALL NAMES
@notyoongi:
stupid bitch 💀
@Y/N:
shut up ogi
@notyoongi:
>:(
@notyoongi:
it's yoongi
@Y/N:
no. it's ogi now
@notyoongi:
whatever
@Y/N:
lame 👹
@jaykay:
IKR LAME
@notyoongi:
you literally had a sad boy🥀💔 phase
@notyoongi:
you have no room to talk about lameness jungkook 😕
@kimjoon:
OH NO I REMEMBER THAT
@taetaev:
THAT WAS SUCH A PAINFUL MEMORY TO WITNESS
@Y/N:
HE HAD A WHAT PHASE?!!#&£%#
@Y/N:
NO WAY
@Y/N:
Y'ALL ARE JUST KIDDING RIGHT? HAHAHA
@kimjoon:
🙂
@Y/N:
right? haha 😃
@kimjoon:
🙂
@Y/N:
🙂
@Y/N:
ANSWER ME
@jiminshi:
we wish 💔
@Y/N:
i blame this all on that 92 mf
@Y/N:
he said he was the one who raised him
@jinnie92:
WHAT'D I DO NOW⁉️
@Y/N:
oh look guys, he's here 😒
@taetaev:
oh 😐
@kimjoon:
oh 😬
@hopebibi:
oh 😟
@jiminshi:
oh 🙄
@jaykay:
oh 🤢
@notyoongi:
oh 🙁
@jinnie92:
now what's this :/
@notyoongi:
idk maybe a groupchat?
@taetaev:
imagine being that stupid
@jinnie92:
Y ARE Y'ALL SUDDENLY
ATTACKING ME
@Y/N:
can't even spell "why" properly smh 🤦♀️
@jinnie92:
I DON'T TOLERATE JIN SLANDER
@jaykay:
too bad
[jaykay changed the groupchat
name to JIN SLANDER]
@jinnie92:
this is why i told y'all to not talk to strangers
@jinnie92:
look how she manipulated y'all into hating me 😡
@Y/N:
stfu albert frankenstein
@kimjoon:
it's einstein ☹️
@taetaev:
shush smarty plant
@hopebibi:
it's pants
@taetaev:
whatever
@Y/N:
4 pics one word
@Y/N:
👨🏫🧠
🌱🌿
@jaykay:
SMARTY PLANT
@Y/N:
CORRECT ONCE AGAIN JUNGKOOK
@jiminshi:
okay but you still didn't tell us how you and yoongi know each other 🤨
@notyoongi:
talk to my coffin ⚰️
@jiminshi:
🤨
@notyoongi:
⚰️
@jiminshi:
🤨
@notyoongi:
⚰️
@hopebibi:
uhm.. 😀
@Y/N:
shhh they're communicating
@jiminshi:
🤨
@notyoongi:
⚰️
@jaykay:
OKAY STOP
@jaykay:
I AM STARTING TO GET IMPATIENT HERE
@kimjoon:
you're always impatient 😶
@jaykay:
so how do you know each other?
@notyoongi:
we met
@jaykay:
yeah but how did you met?
@Y/N:
we saw each other
@jaykay:
AJDJSKEJIEIWK2KEK
@Y/N:
calm down sad boi
@jaykay:
ANSWER PROPERLY OR ELSE
@Y/N:
or else what?
@Y/N:
hmm?
@notyoongi:
THAT'S JUNGKOOK'S PFP BEFORE
@Y/N:
LMAO
@jaykay:
THAT WAS IN THE FAST
@taetaev:
FAST 😭😭
@jaykay:
PAST* 👿
@Y/N:
"FASTER THAN FASTER. QUICKER THAN QUICKER" 🧘♀️
@Y/N:
"I AM SPEED" 😠
@jiminshi:
DON'T BRING LIGHTNING MCQUEEN INTO THIS
@jaykay:
AND STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
@jaykay:
can you just give us hints about y/n? 😔
@Y/N:
ogi, you do that
@notyoongi:
i am lazy
@Y/N:
just do it 😤
@kimjoon:
nike ✅
@notyoongi:
no. i'm keeping you all to myself :P
[deleted]
@notyoongi:
k fine
@kimjoon:
i am kinda excited to know
@notyoongi:
so basically, y/n is
@hopebibi:
😃❓
@notyoongi:
she's
@hopebibi:
😃❓
@jinnie92:
JUST SAY IT ALREADY
@notyoongi:
she's a girl 🙀
@jiminshi:
😐
@taetaev?
wow. i didn't knew that. not at all.
@kimjoon:
all that excitement for nothing
@jaykay:
TELL US WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE
@Y/N:
i think i look okay <3
@notyoongi:
she's cute
@jiminshi:
oh..
@jiminshi:
OHHHH- ⁉️
@hopebibi:
IGOL
@taetaev:
what the fuck is an igol
@hopebibi:
I GASPED OUT LOUD
@taetaev:
wtf
@jaykay:
OMFG
@jaykay:
I THINK I'M HIGH
@jaykay:
HIT ME
@hopebibi:
NO THAT'S CHILD ABUSE
@jinnie92:
I NEED SOMEONE TO HIT ME TOO
@taetaev:
NO THAT'S ANIMAL ABUSE
@Y/N:
taehyung is a menace to society 💀
@Y/N:
and tf y'all are on? 😨
@kimjoon:
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
@Y/N:
ofc i don't 🙁
@kimjoon:
YOONGI JUST COMPLIMENTED A GIRL🗣️ THAT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
@Y/N:
is he a misogynist? 🗿
@kimjoon:
NO. AND READ THE ROOM
@Y/N:
__🚪🦍__🛏️__🛋️__
@hopebibi:
what is that? :O
@Y/N:
it's my room, i'm trying to read it
@hopebibi:
no i mean, why is the gorilla there?
@Y/N:
that's my brother, leave him alone 😡
@kimjoon:
ENOUGH OF THAT
@kimjoon:
THIS IS SERIOUS
@jinnie92:
WE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO ROAST YOU BUT WHAT
@jinnie92:
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
@Y/N:
CHILL 92 MF, DUDE IS PROBABLY JUST BEING SARCASTIC 💀
@notyoongi:
am i really?
@jaykay:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@jaykay:
WAIT WHY AM I THE ONE WHO'S FLUSTERED
@jaykay:
Y/N, YOU GOOD???
@jaykay:
Y/N??????
@jaykay:
Y/N!!
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
"Y/N!!"
"W-Wha... Huh?" Y/N stammered. Her eyes blinking rapidly in surprise, as it landed on Hyunjin who was waving his hands aggressively in front of her face.
"Why do you look so flustered?"
Felix asked, he leaned his cheeks on his right palm as he observed the flustered girl in front of him.
"I am not" Y/N denied, eating her ice cream that was so close to melting. Her lips formed into a straight line as she held herself back from squealing.
Everyone eyed Y/N in suspicion.
The constant notification ringing from her phone didn't help them from easing their suspicions.
"Y/N" Hyunjin began. He stared at Y/N dead in the eyes, making her halt in intimidation.
"Do you have a boyfriend?" He squinted his eyes, staring right at Y/N's soul.
Sighing, she answered. "No"
"I don't believe you" Everyone surrounding the table said in synch.
"First of all, you were late. We were supposed to meet up here and buy ice cream in 5pm but-"
"I told you I was in detention!" Y/N groaned, cutting off Hyunjin.
"No excuses, young lady" He glared at her, crossing his arms like a father scolding his daughter.
"She was probably meeting up with her boyfriend" Bangchan rolled his eyes. Everyone immediately agreed, making Y/N mirror Bangchan's eye roll.
"And second, you keep on smiling at your phone. It's creepy.."
"You're overthinking it" She groaned. "I just saw Shrek in a bikini, that's all" Y/N defended, earning odd looks from others.
Out of all the excuses she could muster, it just had to be that one.
"What the fuck"
"Yes. Now don't bother me" Y/N deadpanned, giving them a threatening stare.
And with that, they finally decided to leave her alone and went back to their previous topic.
Which was gossiping about their teacher.
"He keeps on holding his hair as if it was about to fly away! It's so obvious that he's bald-"
The whispering voices slowly drowned out when Y/N took her attention away from them, and back at her phone.
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(JIN SLANDER)
@jaykay:
is she dead? 😮
@jiminshi:
probably
@Y/N:
I AM BREATHING
@jinnie92:
unfortunately 💔
@Y/N:
unfortunately i have to breathe the same air as you 💔
@notyoongi:
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS JIN 😰
@notyoongi:
I DON'T LIKE IT HERE
@jinnie92:
then hold your breathe ig 💀
@notyoongi:
already did
@hopebibi:
oh.
@Y/N:
P
@Y/N:
Q
@taetaev:
R
@jaykay:
S
@jiminshi:
T
@kimjoon:
U
@jinnie92:
V
@taetaev:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@taetaev:
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE V
@taetaev:
HOW DARE YOU 👹
@hopebibi:
uh guys
@hopebibi:
yoongi's lowkey turning blue now
@jinnie92:
WAIT HE'S ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT IT
@Y/N:
NO BREATHE YOONGI BREATHE
@Y/N:
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE IN THIS WORLD WITH JIN
@notyoongi:
ok
@jiminshi:
oh? he stopped..?
@Y/N:
you want him to continue? 🌚
@jiminshi:
...no
@taetaev:
HE HESITATED
@jaykay:
OH 😏
@jaykay:
no wait
@jaykay:
OH 😱*
@Y/N:
Y'ALL I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY
@kimjoon:
WHAT
@hopebibi:
WHAT IS IT
@Y/N:
FELLOW PEOPLE. BEHOLD.
@Y/N:
JAMES CORDEN
@Y/N:
@jinnie92:
wtf 😃
@jaykay:
that's so random 😭
@notyoongi:
yeah.. i kinda expected this 🙁
@Y/N:
y'all can never
(A/N):
IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO UPDATE.
I AM SO SORRY 😭😭😭
I JUST FELT LIKE I LOST MY HUMOR OR SUMN ❓ IDK. AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY MOTIVATION TO WRITE.
but now i do 👺
I'M SO SORRY ONCE AGAIN AND I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT.
toilet 🚽